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Intervention edition

Invited: every country because your business is our business

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We should bring back thou as the informal second person singular pronoun

Who's with me

thou shan't

"No."

how the fuck have they not caught the cleveland shooter yet?

thou just watch me

why

>HES BEHIND YOU

Ich finde deine Idee gut. (I like thy idea.)

Say whatever thou wilst, c'nae make me follow.

Have at thee foul fiend

Where do you get your thou conjugations?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou#Conjugation

thou knowest

>perfect women dont exi

I thank thee.

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>white
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st in white

No ass

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wrong

My right arm itches real bad guys

What does this mean

I like thine waifu. Thou hast a good taste in women.

Taylor swift posters are the fucking worst. At least I can understand the appeal in cara.

thou hast eczema

God is great, death to the US, death to Israel, curse the Jews, and victory for Islam

Girl posters are the worst. At least I can understand the appeal in men

Thanks lad
Cara looks like a dude

>At least I can understand the appeal in cara.
wut? cara looks like an inbred mongrel

Inbred and mongrel mean the opposite things ;).

this, how can anyone like prude women nothing but tease

Just had some Chinese woman look at my willy and balls lads

>tfw no chinese gf

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Hast thou Tourette syndrome or something?

I don't know thy feel but I feel with thee.

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me

thou art sympathetic to thine plight

Foreign poster ranking

Funland=latvia>>>switzerland>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taiwan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>footkraut

There are tons of girls in our midst we are just not aware of it. They don't seek our attention or something.

>girls
>They don't seek our attention or something.
I don't believe you

>There are tons of girls in our midst

Well yeah the girls are just as socially awkward as us.

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Blondes suck, brunettes are the prettiest

Good post my friend

Don't worry. This doesn't changes anything.

Weirdest thing is that there are no more confirmed kills.

Get you a girl who can do both

i want to get a girl who can do both well

Pretty sceptical about this whole 'female' thing.

>"snap"
>just kill one guy entirely randomly for not even the tiniest reason
>stream it making you look like one of the most monstrous people in recently history
>le good guy

i liked it better when stupid shit like this didn't make international headlines, making the internet accessible to normies was a mistake

Girls are cute but over rated.

>switched grocery stores to a new very cheap market thats sort of in the hood

>pay attention to ghetto people food choices

>loads of white bread, sometimes multiple types

>almost always big boxes of instant ramen

>cookies, sugary cereals, chips, juice boxes/bottles

>premade hotdogs/hamburgers

>almost never any vegetables

shopping healthy there is really easy too, they just put all the snacks in the first isle and it gets clogged up with all the black people.

>le good guy
literally no one is saying this

Me and the gf

Sorry wrong picture

he referred to himself as that

just getting tired of small statistically irrelevant stories dominating everything

the united airlines one probably being the stupidest in recent history

>making the internet accessible to normies was a mistake

This. Shit like this is exactly why being a "nerd" is considered cool now because some normies wear glasses and watch Star Wars.

i know most in /cum/ are a bit younger but i know some of you are old enough to remember pre web 2.0

the internet used to only have hobbyists on it for the most part, you had to have at least some interest in computers and some basic skills to use the internet back then

Is duolingo any useful for learning languages?

hell even just computers in general were a lot more finicky and hard to use back then

now everything just werks for the most part

no

>plane lands
>everyone claps
wow thanks autopilot you did a great job!

>landing
>autopilot

they arent clapping for the landing, but for the whole flight i presume

you also clap for the stewardess as well as the pilots

it mush be tough working on a plane and clapping shows you appreciate them better than anything else

I clap for the safe flight and landing.

the gf

>tfw no gf

A wet hole won't make you happy.

I beg to differ

i'd eat her asshole out

clapping?

i bought a large bed but no gf

Yes!

*clap clap clap clap*

Prostitutes man

Not all of us are sluts like you

prostitutes are usually ugly

very non-christian

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Maybe thou will have a gf later this year?

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maybe
german gf with big tits please

No, but I live in the Windsor corridor

Dumb swiftposters.

I am a christmas cake

Haluan naida

A question about: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou#Conjugation

>What have you, What do you have?
Is "What have you?" correct English, at least a little bit correct?

How can I contact this person?

"What have you got" sounds more apt

Sounds natural in a sentence like
>What have you done?
but not in
>What have you?
as a substitute for
>What do you have?

REEEEEEEEE
REWEEEEEEEEEEEE
RE

>man beaten by police because a corporation overbooked
This is a real story, if you continue to deny it then I will have no choice but to think of you as a 'shill'.

*eats you*

who, RMS?
[email protected]

It's okay crybaby. Everything will be alright okay?

Oh thanks!

How often do you shower? Maybe once a week for me

What doest thou as a christmas cake?

Thank you. It seems tho didn't need a second do:
>Early Modern English
>What hast thou?
So I guess you also didn't need a second do in Early Modern English.

Thread needs more US-Canadian fights, otherwise popcorn will go to waste

They're clapping because Canadian harpies didn't fly into the turbines and cause a crash.