GIVE ME A JOB RIGHTNOW. I NEED A FUNCTION REEEEEEEEE

GIVE ME A JOB RIGHTNOW. I NEED A FUNCTION REEEEEEEEE.

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I hear Hillary is hiring your kind. Seek your purpose there, leaf.

GIBE JOB RITE NOW REEEEEEEEEE

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this is the 60th time i saw this post from a leaf
you guys are getting worse at shitposting than aussies

What are your skills?
I run my own firm

>WOW LE SO FUNNY AND RENDOM XDDDDD

I have degree in comp Sci specializing in databases

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bool isOpAFag() { return true; }
Here's a function OP

"As long as you're willing to work for half what I pay Panjeet and Fernando. Maybe do a few years of unpaid 'internship'."

"Goy, you need some more motivation to work even harder. Go marry and have children. Show us you're a real man (bitch)."

Why don't you have a job then? Fucking millennials.

can't find work? start your own.

WAGEKEK

This is how it really works.
You get an utter garbage job. You learn things you didn't know you did not know because they are not neat little facts on paper.
From there you move up to a garbage job.
From there to an okay job.
Now maybe you take some classes.
Don't expect to start in a good place or work your way up in one company.

NOONE HIRES ANYONE. 90% OF ALL GRADUATES ARE UNEMPLOYED BETA UPRISING WILL COME SOON.

I work at Wendys and make $300,000 yearly.
Kill yourself OP.

FUCK YOU BURGER I WILL JUMP OVER THAT BORDER TO STEAL YOUR JOBS.

indeed.com/cmp/Applied-Memetics,-Llc./jobs

I got two and go to college, want one of mine faggiot

>he fell for the computer science meme

>Software Engineering Jobs in Vancouver, British Columbia
>59 Jobs Found

>HE LITERALLY FELL FOR THE COMPUTER SCIENCE MEME

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Supply and demand you fucking cunts, Canada is low on tradesmen fucking become a plumber or something.

I went for my CZ license and now work in transit, ya'll need to think outside the box a bit.

Well im in accounting so i got fuck all to do for someone with your skillset

But at least you can get a job easy in that field with just english

>get made fun of for not having a job
>get told I'm not entitled to a job
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEE

this
the world will always need chippies and sparkies

go to the US

I heard from a fellow countryman of yours that the US is a land full of jobs right here in this board

>FALLING FOR MEMES

PLS GIBE JOB I WILL SUCK YOU BIG NORWEIGAN COCK.

Go volunteer somewhere that also has paid staff.

I know a guy who volunteered at the pound for awhile until they hired him full time. At 35k a year he isn't going to ever be rich but his job basically consists of hooking up homeless dogs/cats with loving homes and caring for the animals/assessing their ability to renter society.

I'm a mechanical designer and I'll be stealing leaf jobs very soon, sorry NEETS but somebody has to work right ?

maple user has made this attention seeking thread with these same reaction pics several times

sage it, better yet ignore it and move on

Hivemind

there must be something very wrong with you if you can't find work in backend development

I love shitting on NEETs but even better is making them considering I trash 99% of resumes.
Hell I'm not even hiring, I just love filling losers like you with false hope.

t. Human Resources

>specializing in databases

What the fuck does that even mean? Why would you need specialization in databases? That's like saying you specialize in arrays.

>this thread

Then move to fucking California and get a fucking job. Is there anything holding you where you are now? Have you ever tried pitching databases as a way to organize or store information to local businesses?

>Human Resources
There's a special place in hell for people like you.

knowing SQL and variants is more complex than a single data structure

Are you trying to be a DBA?

>Human Resources

>Friend & I applied at the same factory job
>Had more job experience and finished school
>Friend got hired because his brother works there
>Went over to their office to ask if they've seen my application
>They go to the back for a couple minutes and straight up lie to me that there's no more available positions when I've heard from my friends brother they desperately need people for the graveyard shift
>Had to shake that insincere douche bags hand with a forced smile when I left

I just don't know anymore, this world is just one huge joke and my life is the punchline. WW3 can't come soon enough.

>There's a special place in hell for people like you.

Yeah, Human Resources.

You're a top goy if you think a job is the only way to have a purpose.

I live in Northern Ireland and there's fuck all besides call centers and fast food places.

no we're not, you don't even know what a shitpost is

Pathetic.

i fuckin hate that twitter meme

No, do not come to California. We are swimming up to our eyeballs with CompSci grads with zero work experience. All the entry level jobs require 3 years of work experience and only pays close to minimum wage.

>[current year]
>wanting a job
Top kek, didn't you hear? We're going to let the globalist commies take over! There is no need to actually do anything for yourself!

I mean, unless the God Emperor actually gets elected.

I'm sorry, dude, but STEM isn't for white males.

The important work is done by 3rd world immigrants for near minimum wage and companies hire women, fags and other people who fall under the diversity umbrella for taxbreaks.

Why would they need white men?

>tfw I have about 4, maybe 5 months to get a job

I'm living on saved money right now. This fucking stress is unreal.

Help out at Fort McMurray your lazy fucking nigger!

People always love firefighter, become on, it is fucking great - except when niggers chimp out and throw rocks at you, but then you have cops shooting the monkeys.

>tfw I dodged falling for the computer science meme by getting crohns

not sure how to feel

GMU då? Gör det för fan! Militären är min framtid iaf.

> youtube.com/watch?v=-uOMpLFtVvQ

Nä, behöver hitta något skitjobb bara och smutsa ned händerna i några månader tills jag styr upp skolan igen.

How deep does that go? I've paddled about in sequel with a little bit of visual studio.

My credit and checking accounts have both been

Come tobspain. Ez job.

Aha ok!

Men efter skolan då? Universitet eller högskola är fan jobbigt men är bra om du blir antagen till en vettig utbildning.

I alla fall, lycka till broder! Leve Sverige!

Anytime I hear college grads talking about their job prospects after uni I feel a little less bad about only having a high school diploma.

Förklarade dåligt, jag har misslyckat i skolan. Eftersom jag inte kommer få csn tills jag har rättat till mina misstag så måste jag hitta ett jobb. Sen fortsätta med utbildningen.

Shut the fuck up, you niggers are coming here to work and you are inviting people over.

I only have a crappy 40k/year job with a college degree, but I have no debt due to full scholarship.

I have $14k in my bank and 8k in cash, and drive a working and paid-off 2009 civic. Even though I think I deserve to be paid a lot more, I'm thankful that I'm in a better position than most kids my age.

Not too fun having foreigners come to your land uninvited and take jobs away from citizens, is it Paco?

I network market and make over 30k a month.
I didn't even graduate highschool dude.

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>see thread
>am sick
>"oh shit I was supposed to remote in and take care of a few issues"
>sit half naked while I email pretty important people who could probably smite me if I was a useless stupid faggot
>oh and also wasn't a NEET shut in who didn't actually make human connections with them

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This meme is not funny.

Not only is it not funny, it's an artificial meme cooked up in a government lab.

It was designed by an AI by the CIA applied memetics dept. It's perfect

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if you dont find a job with comp sci, you are retarded

You are wrong

>mfw I made $200k last year creating shitty Access DB's

>the government is perfecting their meme formula
SHUT Sup Forums DOWN

Yeah, but how big's your cock?

DELETE THIS

I got a job for,,, $20/hr for planting tulips...
Plant your Two Lips right here.....

>Human Resources

Tits or GTFO

I guess this is a good place to ask this. Right now I'm torn between whether I should start my master's degree or get a job working as a contractor in Afghanistan for $130k. What should I do?

You need to be persistent, even if that means being a bit of a douche.
Also tell them your contacts name, there's little chance he'll get in trouble, but a huge chance you'll get a job.

OP wh at you need to do is walk up to the manager, give a good firm handshake and look him in the eye, and you'll get a job on the spot

I and my GF Need a Job Too let start something together then ..

Wanna be a firefighter?

>Select all images with trees.

>thinking you're entitles to a job

i just had to quit my job and noones hiring

I haven't been unemployed for more than 4 days since I was 18

what do I do all day

teach me you NEETs

>mfw have a programming job and a CS degree
>mfw found out I didn't even need my CS degree

Ah whatever, at least I graduated with no debt.

>tfw 27 and making 200k

Feels good man.

smoke pot, eat mushrooms or take LSD

CZ license != Think outside the box

He specialise in DB scripting MySQL / .Net you need a drawing or something ?!

Join the military if you literally cannot find a job.

>Go to a workshop
>I-i want to be an apprentice
>dont slack, show initiative.
>Omedetou, now you have a job and a (probably) useful skill.

t.spic

what do you do for living?

he's right. This meme is a prototype by Applied Memetics. Look at what it contains: a frog (all of Sup Forums), nogspeak (we wuz bix nood kangzn sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit) etc. they will only get better until they can plant seeds and see them sprout and shape digital interests