Guys My girlfriend of two years broke up with me long story short I did everything for her and I was left for another...

Guys My girlfriend of two years broke up with me long story short I did everything for her and I was left for another man but that's besides the point. >her birthday is coming up what can I get her to make her feel like complete shit for leaving me.
>I'm just going to leave it on her car at work send a text and disappear forever
Pic unrelated

bump

You sound like a fagget just man up and forget she even existed, only pussies try some lame ass passive aggressive revenge bull shit

Don't talk or interact with her at all. If she knows you were even thinking of her it'll just boost her confidence

You're going to spend your money on her? Lol no wonder she left you. Save your money or spend it on yourself. You don't reward betrayal with gifts you dumb shit.

Fuck what they thats a good idea man, fuck that bitch mentally
>try something you both have memories with

nothing. don't be immature.

>Disappear forever


>Get text
>"user, did you leave this shit on my car"
>Yes baby please come back

Watch pick up videos on YouTube thank me later. Your life is about to change.

bad idea if she sees you are still around she will think even less about you. just disappear and gg

the only way she'll feel shit for leaving you is if you become wealthy, successfull or both.

you sound like a complete faggot, getting cucked by yourself

All responses are truth so far, but these dubs stand out. Don't be a bigger faggot than you alredy are, OP. Forget that hoe and bang a hooker, fast

Do not do anything and just move on. Sooner or later she'll probably get that she fucked up so don't even wish her a happy birthday. Or, you could go the cuck way and buy her a great present and remain friends with her.

A picture of you fucking you new younger and hotter chick!

KYS, that'll teach her.

Or this I guess

>Trips bowing down to dubs

>getting trips wasn't part of my plan

a dead bird, humans love dead birds

A kidnapping and surprise amputation

This is the only valid answer. Do this. If you are betamax hire hooker who lets take photos. Even tell her the story, she might play the role better

Post nudes. Screenshot everyone going mad for them. Leave the screenshots printed in a card. Win.

Listen man I understand that you want to make her feel bad for leaving you but the fact is if this bitch walked out/cheated on you with some other guy, her moral compass isnt going to allow her to feel remorse for leaving you.

If you want to pursue this angle your best bet is to think of something extremely extravagant like a wedding ring or other jewelery or something, do NOT actually buy anything for her, but send a pic of this thing with a message like "here's the birthday present you were going to get from me" or whatever.

Now, if Im right and this girl is a total bitch, and her actions may show that, she wont necessarily feel bad about hurting you but she WILL feel upset that she didnt get the really really nice thing you were going to give her.

I reckon that's your best bet. Whatever you do, dont actually try to win her back. Be a man.

Pic is unrelated but very sexy.

Lol, and you were one digit off from quads too

there's your problem. you have done nothing but "give". it's time that you do something to take from her. What's the one thing you have given her that she takes for granted and will flip out of you take it from her?

That's why she left you, OP. she got bored of getting everything from you and giving her something now will just drive her further into her new Alpha mate's arms. take back what you can from her and move the fuck on.

>>I was left for another man
Not "another" man. She left you for a man. You clearly aren't one, so you weren't left for "another" man.

(Op here) you guys are right but honestly I just want her to feel some fraction of the pain she's put me through I honestly just want the satisfaction of seeing her feel some remorse for what she did and that's why I came up with the idea

A lot of user's are being harsh with you man but I think we can all agree that your only option is to just cut contact.

In fact, her seeing you happy with another girl might just awaken those feelings in her and make her miss you.

But DONT go back to her, especially then. Move on.

>I'm just going to leave it on her car at work send a text and disappear forever

A suicide note

>girlfriend of two years
>was left for another man
>make her feel like complete shit for leaving me
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you got cucked, or that you're throwing a hissy fit over a short term relationship.

>In fact, her seeing you happy with another girl might just awaken those feelings in her and make her miss you.

My recent Ex (cheated on me) saw me walking around town with another girl and she flipped out, started raining texts on me, tried to pull a "im pregnant" card. Funny thing is, she didn't see me personally - her dad did while he drove by. I was not even seeing this girl yet and her response was hilarious. Listen to the anons in this thread, move on from her, and don't spend another dime on her. Show her you're not going to get dragged down by this, and will be continuing as if she was just a bump on the road.

To cry to another part... Faggot

smart for a two year old to break up with a faggot like you.

Take a shit on her car

Tell her you're pregnant.

Get some coke, a random hottie, and a wad of cash. take pic holding money and fucking her, but cut out any nudity so she can't report you for sexual harassment.

Send to her on her birthday, mentioning that money was for x(something she always wanted) but you found a better way to spend it.

Do not reply to any text from her ever again.

>treating women as anything other than being objects
>being a man

Choose one and only one

Whatever you get her; she won't feel like complete shit. She will just get confirmation that you are a loser and she made the right decision.

Is the correct answer.

Take her to a 80s house party and give her a special drink

1 find out where she will be on her birthday
2 save some money until the day
3 hire a high class escort, the hottest that you can find, to go to said place with you and pretend to be very into you
4 watch your cunt ex melt with jealousy
5 cry yourself to sleep

The only correct answer is to get a new girlfriend and post a few happy pictures on the social media she uses most. She will see them one day when she's feeling low and notice you're having a great time with another girl and it will make her sad. You will never know she feels this way, but if you were together for 2 years it'll do the trick.

If she contacts you and mentions she's happy for you two then you know you've pulled it off

I suggest nothing. Anything else will just show her you still give a shit.