>Iventions The best inventions are nordic inventions
>Culture The best culture is nordic culture
>Nature The best nature is nordic nature
>Countries The best countries are nordic countries
>Food The best food is nordic food
REST OF THE WORLD, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
Logan Brown
>the best men are Nordic men Said no one ever, they're all feminine betas
Alexander Wright
that feel when (tfw) not Nordic. can't post a 'feels good' lizard because I'm a on a mobile phone
Aiden Clark
The average Swede is almost unanimously regarded as much better looking than the average American, Cletus, regardless of what Sup Forums would have you believe
Jayden Allen
What are you talking about, Sup Forums is always screaming "muh Nordic master race". Also, nice proxy
Kayden Morales
what the fuck is your problem?
Lucas Moore
And yet were the biggest, tallest, hairiest and best looking men in the world.
Aaron Harris
wait you aren't the norwegian faggot
Chase Miller
Fuck off nordboo
>The best food is nordic food
Charles Jenkins
It's true. Fitness is also a very popular thing, basically demanded of any non-blue-collar worker. You won't get harassed for being without a good physique and endurance, but nordics respect those who don't let their bodies go to waste.
Blake Hernandez
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nordic man fuck my latin pussy
Christopher Myers
the food is shit
Andrew Powell
>they're all feminine betas
Lol nah. Also tons of strongmen come from Nordic countries, especially Iceland.
Josiah Brown
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Joshua Foster
wait, are those only finnish foods?
Isaiah Rogers
you tell me
Adrian Green
>Also tons of strongmen come from Nordic countries, especially Iceland.
Because we have it the easiest to build short muscles. We both have the size and muscle placement to become strongmen compared to let's say Africans which usually are better at building long muscles and have more stamina because of this.
Eli Ortiz
Technically yes but I think swedes have those too
Jayden Price
>first food in the picture >karelian pie """fennoswedish cuisine""""
Jaxson Perez
I recognize them all. Maybe invented by Finns, Idunno
John Myers
>kalakukko >karjalanpiirakka >leipäjuusto >anything with lakka and puolukka >fennoswedush cuisine Triggered
Nicholas Gomez
>an Italian praising Nordic food is this opposite day?
Logan Williams
Old rotten fish/sheep/bird/whale that has been hanging outside for months and potatoes, that is nordic food.
All else is tourist bureau trying to cheat people with fake traditional food that no one eats.
Evan Wood
Taste makes good food, not the aesthetics of ones ingredients.
Cameron Nelson
Aside from inventions, the rest I disagree. Nature? Those frozen wastelands? Beaches are the best nature.
Jace Myers
well nordic cuisine focuses on using local ingredients with basic rustic flavors which is not that far off of italian food.
Henry Morris
>>Girls
Brayden Morris
Yea, but you're a monkey. Of course you prefer jungle nature and hairy black women.
Brody Jackson
We have beaches, both stone and sand
Hunter Campbell
Italian food is like the best food in the world though. I personaly like Nordic food since I grew up with it obviously but I don't see how foreigners would like it
Lincoln Murphy
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Hudson Butler
Because sometimes foreigners aren't retards.
Dylan Lopez
you're a fucking brainwashed moron, all the strongest men in the world comes from the north
Jaxson Reed
most first places- polak
Christian Reed
försök att bjuda en invandrare på lutfisk och se vad de tycker.
Pizza, lasagne, pasta, italienska oster osv gillar typ all oavsett vilket land de kommer ifrån, men nordisk mat är för speciell
Christian Campbell
Stop calling our food fennoswedish wtf
Cooper Thomas
I rather mestizas, and it is your people who is famous for being hairy. I'm 26 and I bearly have a beard; yeah, my mongoloid genes. And beaches are better than this cold of yours... and funnier.
Julian Powell
Really? But what about the cold? Post pics.
Kevin Murphy
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Christian Hughes
>Brazilian climate >unbearably hot >humidity makes you constantly uncomfortable >skin cancer from the sun >bugs everywhere
>Swedish climate >comfy winters >mild summers
Parker Phillips
We have great beaches though plus endless sun and 20C in the summer. Literally perfect.
Justin Butler
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William Powell
Blodpudding is Swedish also.
William Wright
the sea helps a lot, scandinavian coasts (where the majority of people live) don't have continental climate. Plus mountains are really beautiful too
Owen Collins
>endless sun hahaha nice one dude
Matthew Torres
Lakes are the best though
Bentley Reyes
>a beach of stones is considered great in sweden
Oliver Price
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Robert Brown
black women > white girls
Easton Brooks
Do you like my carbonara? I seasoned it with some authentic stuff like cream and bacon
Ryan Gray
I was just trying to post several different kinds of beaches. Plus rock beaches obviously look better aesthetically.
Jace Williams
>scandinavian beaches
just fuck my shit up senpai, there is a reason for every summer 50% of your population relocates to southern europe for 2 weeks
Tyler Campbell
Skåne is the only place in Sweden with sandy beaches
Oliver Butler
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Juan Anderson
>they're all feminine betas
Jonathan Young
because it's cheaper
Jose Campbell
Makes sense. Yeah... the mosquitoes are infernal. Aside this... we can handle the temperature, and enjoy a warm beach. But your winter is very rigorous, isn't it?
Christopher Lewis
>Girl true i guess >Men not true in most cities. The men there are estrogen-fed numales >Inventions I guess >Culture idk, our culture is pretty autistic, about never talking to strangers and minding your own business >Nature Definitely this >Countries I guess >Food Are you serious?
Don't move here though
Landon Johnson
These are nice too
Daniel Murphy
stony beaches can be good
Oliver Gutierrez
nordics are overrated
t. 1/8 dane
Andrew Carter
Estonia is Nordic
Michael Jenkins
Winter can be as mild or as harsh as you want it to be. Staying south or near the gulf stream can give you a not-too cold experience. Far north can give you a frigid wasteland.
Samuel Roberts
Lutfisk is a bit in the deep end really. A lot of people like herring and salmon. Don't know why many anglos consider eating reindeer weird.
Nolan Roberts
don't know, I'm not an expert. Looks good.
But pasta is bad, don't eat pasta, carbs are bad
Aaron Murphy
Fuck off that's 100% Swedish
Christian Bell
>anglos will never have smoked reindeer heart as a snack
they're missing out
Kayden Jackson
The stones hurt when you lay on a blanket and they get hot too
Mason Robinson
Eat rice instead. Mussolini supported it. What else would you do with reindeer?
Justin Turner
>Rocks Nope.
If wasn't by the fact my country is a shithole... we'd have very comfy beaches.
Cooper Lewis
Yeah... mountains are cool. But I can't stop being a beach worm.
Hunter Allen
>What else would you do with reindeer?
Cooper Hughes
I tought entire world eats rutabaga but turns out its some swedish vegetable. Is it as common in nordic cousine as it is in estonia?
Ryder Lopez
Used as much as carrots, slightly less than potatoes.
Aiden Collins
that's kålrot, and yes it's common here.
Jack Howard
jag kanske är udda men jag äter mer morötter än potatisar
Tyler Nguyen
i eat those raw theyre like spicy carrots
Jackson Morales
Eeeerrr... The fuck is going on here?
Cameron Anderson
beautiful Saami culture
Dylan Wilson
spicy? they are almost like unbaked potatos to me. People usually steam them but i like them raw more.
Aiden Taylor
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Austin Perez
Damn But why? What is the purpose of this?
Isaiah Gonzalez
well not spicy but they have that sharp tingle
Nathaniel Campbell
Literally a meme.
Juan Gray
I think that's how they castrate reindeer. Doesn't Brazil have loads of weird natives too? You shouldn't be surprised by things like this
James Adams
kek Yes, we have. But not castration by using the mouth. Interesting.
Chase Cruz
>Nordic/Scandinavian people Beautiful beyond belief, stunning to behold, breathtaking. Their good looks are mentioned in historical literature for over a thousand years. Wins all the medals in OL, their voice move the hearts in Eurovision Melody Grand Prix. Proud former viking warrior culture. Lush nature. TRULY THIS MUST BE THE VERY APEX OF HUMAN EVOLUTION!!
>UK The ones who are related to vikings look fine, some of them are even handsome, though blonde hair and blue eyes, with the beautiful scandinavina face shape is rare. The real englishmen, untouched by scandinavian grace are horsefaced inbreds with their teeth hanging out to dry.
>Rest of Europe The closer you get to scandinavia, the prettier the people look. The further away you get, the uglier they look.
>Africans and Arabs Some people claim that these are the same species, I ask: Are they even humans?
>Jews Arabs that are not mixed with Indians
>Indians Smelly people that speak funny. But their headmassage is so good,
>Asians Smart, they keep to themselves and bother nobody. But their noses are very shiny and greasy. They are very humid, the air is dense around them.
Jaxon Hall
>The best food is Nordic food >Coming from an Italian What?!
Ian Davis
Quad Truth
Josiah Baker
In the summer the weather is quite tropic, especially in the north, as the sun never goes down, it just goes in circles.
Haven't you heard that we are the land of the midnight sun?
The only reason you don't like winter is because you don't know what to do with it. We ski, even down the steepest hills and tallest mountains. When I was a kid I was scared, no I cut through the mountain like a sword, flying like an eagle in the wind. You will never know what it is like to be born with ski on your feet.
I like spanish swearing:
I shit on Islam, Muhammad was a pedo and the son of a thousand whores. I shit on a train of all muslims decorated by the pages of the Quran, with Muhammed and Allah as the conductor!
Adrian Peterson
All of this assumes that there is such an entity as "nordic", which I doubt. All we did was fight each other without making progress while being beaten up by outsiders. If we exist it's thanks to your mercy.
In short, we don't deserve any of this.
Carson Phillips
>Haven't you heard that we are the land of the midnight sun? Amen.
Foreigners seem to think of snow as just a worse version of rain. It isn't. Winter in the far north, during snow, is an incredible experience. The whole nature your world is changed, nothing looks the same as in summer. The mind becomes enflamed by new ideas, of new experiences and possibilities.
Samuel Lopez
>All of this assumes that there is such an entity as "nordic", which I doubt. What do you mean by this? "Nordic" is just the amalgamation of Scandinavia and it's culturally associated regions. As long as the nations live and have people with cultures, the nordic exists, by definition.
Andrew Richardson
Don't waste your breath, they're using some kind of device to post as a different flag. Ask Achmed if he can explain what he meant in exagerated Skaune dialect.
Robert Bell
Nordic people are the fairest and most prettiest of all humans. Arab women all go get nose surgery to look like us, they feel like long-nosed witches compared to us. Their men look like a vulture nest, with their sharp pointy noses popping out from their mushy beards.
England, America, France, Russia. What would they even be if it wasn't for us? A bunch of inbreeding mongrels, like they were before the vikings usurped christianity.
The Nordic male is the man above all others. When the people see blonde hair, blue eyes, clean skin, well preportioned symetric faces, they know they're dealing with perfection.
Link from Breath of the Wild is a typical viking boy.
David Walker
>and sometimes even Sweden what's that supposed to mean?
Brandon Turner
in my experience blond lads tend to invite a lot of people their flats/homes hmmm
Connor Garcia
He's implying that the nordic master race is uncommon in Sweden, likely to suggest that Swedish people in modern times have genetic ancestry outside of Scandinavia.
Probably just the guy who made the pic though, this norwegian doesn't seem like that much of a faggot.
Dominic Nguyen
Yeah... still I rather beaches. Surfing, sports on sand, jet-ski, exploring the nearby florest, etc etc. I know well what people do in snow; I just rather the warmth of the beaches, or the rain florests. A matter of taste I think.
>Quite tropic Do you have temperatures of 40~42°C?
And why did you bring the Islam to this? You are absolutely right to boot all of them from your lands.
John Lewis
I'm sorry, but you guys are just killing yourselves. A radical muslim freak rams a fucking semi-trailer into your people, and your politicians spin it like "Jesus Christ, these fucking cars are insane! We must stop the cars!".
I love you Sweden, but you're burying yourself. You're dying, it is obvious to everybody. You guys need to vote out a lot of bad politicians and get in some new ones. Feminist state my ass, you'rethe rape capitol of Europe.
I say this purely out of love. Stop the nigger overflow. Sweden needs an ethnical anima. These streets where women get harassed and the police don't want to enter, they're unacceptable. You ought to send in the millitary because you're under siege.
I look at Malmö and I say: If this is your peace, you'd be better off with war. You guys really need eugenics, nationalism and racism. And you need to stop listening to people just because they lable themselves with fancy titles such as feminists and progressives. Because they're driving you off of a cliff.
It fucking just hurts to look at. You have an 11 year old girl who had to be plucked up from the streets in several bags. Her name was Ebba. A dog was brutally murdered. These people are savages, they don't deserve to live in your country, I'd say they don't deserve to live at all.