>Girls
the best girls are nordic girls
>Men
The best men are nordic men
>Iventions
The best inventions are nordic inventions
>Culture
The best culture is nordic culture
>Nature
The best nature is nordic nature
>Countries
The best countries are nordic countries
>Food
The best food is nordic food
REST OF THE WORLD, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
>the best men are Nordic men
Said no one ever, they're all feminine betas
that feel when (tfw) not Nordic. can't post a 'feels good' lizard because I'm a on a mobile phone
The average Swede is almost unanimously regarded as much better looking than the average American, Cletus, regardless of what Sup Forums would have you believe
What are you talking about, Sup Forums is always screaming "muh Nordic master race".
Also, nice proxy
what the fuck is your problem?
And yet were the biggest, tallest, hairiest and best looking men in the world.
wait you aren't the norwegian faggot
Fuck off nordboo
>The best food is nordic food
It's true. Fitness is also a very popular thing, basically demanded of any non-blue-collar worker. You won't get harassed for being without a good physique and endurance, but nordics respect those who don't let their bodies go to waste.
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nordic man fuck my latin pussy
the food is shit
>they're all feminine betas
Lol nah. Also tons of strongmen come from Nordic countries, especially Iceland.
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wait, are those only finnish foods?
you tell me
>Also tons of strongmen come from Nordic countries, especially Iceland.
Because we have it the easiest to build short muscles. We both have the size and muscle placement to become strongmen compared to let's say Africans which usually are better at building long muscles and have more stamina because of this.
Technically yes but I think swedes have those too
>first food in the picture
>karelian pie
"""fennoswedish cuisine""""
I recognize them all. Maybe invented by Finns, Idunno
>kalakukko
>karjalanpiirakka
>leipäjuusto
>anything with lakka and puolukka
>fennoswedush cuisine
Triggered
>an Italian praising Nordic food
is this opposite day?
Old rotten fish/sheep/bird/whale that has been hanging outside for months and potatoes, that is nordic food.
All else is tourist bureau trying to cheat people with fake traditional food that no one eats.
Taste makes good food, not the aesthetics of ones ingredients.
Aside from inventions, the rest I disagree.
Nature? Those frozen wastelands? Beaches are the best nature.
well nordic cuisine focuses on using local ingredients with basic rustic flavors which is not that far off of italian food.
>>Girls
Yea, but you're a monkey. Of course you prefer jungle nature and hairy black women.
We have beaches, both stone and sand
Italian food is like the best food in the world though. I personaly like Nordic food since I grew up with it obviously but I don't see how foreigners would like it
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Because sometimes foreigners aren't retards.
you're a fucking brainwashed moron, all the strongest men in the world comes from the north
most first places- polak
försök att bjuda en invandrare på lutfisk och se vad de tycker.
Pizza, lasagne, pasta, italienska oster osv gillar typ all oavsett vilket land de kommer ifrån, men nordisk mat är för speciell
Stop calling our food fennoswedish wtf
I rather mestizas, and it is your people who is famous for being hairy. I'm 26 and I bearly have a beard; yeah, my mongoloid genes.
And beaches are better than this cold of yours... and funnier.
Really?
But what about the cold?
Post pics.
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>Brazilian climate
>unbearably hot
>humidity makes you constantly uncomfortable
>skin cancer from the sun
>bugs everywhere
>Swedish climate
>comfy winters
>mild summers
We have great beaches though plus endless sun and 20C in the summer. Literally perfect.
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Blodpudding is Swedish also.
the sea helps a lot, scandinavian coasts (where the majority of people live) don't have continental climate. Plus mountains are really beautiful too
>endless sun
hahaha nice one dude
Lakes are the best though
>a beach of stones is considered great in sweden
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black women > white girls
Do you like my carbonara? I seasoned it with some authentic stuff like cream and bacon
I was just trying to post several different kinds of beaches. Plus rock beaches obviously look better aesthetically.
>scandinavian beaches
just fuck my shit up senpai, there is a reason for every summer 50% of your population relocates to southern europe for 2 weeks
Skåne is the only place in Sweden with sandy beaches
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>they're all feminine betas
because it's cheaper
Makes sense.
Yeah... the mosquitoes are infernal.
Aside this... we can handle the temperature, and enjoy a warm beach.
But your winter is very rigorous, isn't it?
>Girl
true i guess
>Men
not true in most cities. The men there are estrogen-fed numales
>Inventions
I guess
>Culture
idk, our culture is pretty autistic, about never talking to strangers and minding your own business
>Nature
Definitely this
>Countries
I guess
>Food
Are you serious?
Don't move here though
These are nice too
stony beaches can be good
nordics are overrated
t. 1/8 dane
Estonia is Nordic
Winter can be as mild or as harsh as you want it to be. Staying south or near the gulf stream can give you a not-too cold experience. Far north can give you a frigid wasteland.
Lutfisk is a bit in the deep end really. A lot of people like herring and salmon. Don't know why many anglos consider eating reindeer weird.
don't know, I'm not an expert. Looks good.
But pasta is bad, don't eat pasta, carbs are bad
Fuck off that's 100% Swedish
>anglos will never have smoked reindeer heart as a snack
they're missing out
The stones hurt when you lay on a blanket and they get hot too
Eat rice instead. Mussolini supported it.
What else would you do with reindeer?
>Rocks
Nope.
If wasn't by the fact my country is a shithole... we'd have very comfy beaches.
Yeah... mountains are cool.
But I can't stop being a beach worm.
>What else would you do with reindeer?
I tought entire world eats rutabaga but turns out its some swedish vegetable.
Is it as common in nordic cousine as it is in estonia?
Used as much as carrots, slightly less than potatoes.
that's kålrot, and yes it's common here.
jag kanske är udda men jag äter mer morötter än potatisar
i eat those raw theyre like spicy carrots
Eeeerrr...
The fuck is going on here?
beautiful Saami culture
spicy? they are almost like unbaked potatos to me. People usually steam them but i like them raw more.
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Damn
But why? What is the purpose of this?
well not spicy but they have that sharp tingle
Literally a meme.
I think that's how they castrate reindeer. Doesn't Brazil have loads of weird natives too? You shouldn't be surprised by things like this
kek
Yes, we have.
But not castration by using the mouth. Interesting.
>Nordic/Scandinavian people
Beautiful beyond belief, stunning to behold, breathtaking. Their good looks are mentioned in historical literature for over a thousand years. Wins all the medals in OL, their voice move the hearts in Eurovision Melody Grand Prix. Proud former viking warrior culture. Lush nature. TRULY THIS MUST BE THE VERY APEX OF HUMAN EVOLUTION!!
>UK
The ones who are related to vikings look fine, some of them are even handsome, though blonde hair and blue eyes, with the beautiful scandinavina face shape is rare. The real englishmen, untouched by scandinavian grace are horsefaced inbreds with their teeth hanging out to dry.
>Rest of Europe
The closer you get to scandinavia, the prettier the people look. The further away you get, the uglier they look.
>Africans and Arabs
Some people claim that these are the same species, I ask: Are they even humans?
>Jews
Arabs that are not mixed with Indians
>Indians
Smelly people that speak funny. But their headmassage is so good,
>Asians
Smart, they keep to themselves and bother nobody. But their noses are very shiny and greasy. They are very humid, the air is dense around them.
>The best food is Nordic food
>Coming from an Italian
What?!
Quad
Truth
In the summer the weather is quite tropic, especially in the north, as the sun never goes down, it just goes in circles.
Haven't you heard that we are the land of the midnight sun?
The only reason you don't like winter is because you don't know what to do with it. We ski, even down the steepest hills and tallest mountains. When I was a kid I was scared, no I cut through the mountain like a sword, flying like an eagle in the wind. You will never know what it is like to be born with ski on your feet.
I like spanish swearing:
I shit on Islam, Muhammad was a pedo and the son of a thousand whores. I shit on a train of all muslims decorated by the pages of the Quran, with Muhammed and Allah as the conductor!
All of this assumes that there is such an entity as "nordic", which I doubt. All we did was fight each other without making progress while being beaten up by outsiders. If we exist it's thanks to your mercy.
In short, we don't deserve any of this.
>Haven't you heard that we are the land of the midnight sun?
Amen.
Foreigners seem to think of snow as just a worse version of rain. It isn't. Winter in the far north, during snow, is an incredible experience. The whole nature your world is changed, nothing looks the same as in summer. The mind becomes enflamed by new ideas, of new experiences and possibilities.
>All of this assumes that there is such an entity as "nordic", which I doubt.
What do you mean by this? "Nordic" is just the amalgamation of Scandinavia and it's culturally associated regions. As long as the nations live and have people with cultures, the nordic exists, by definition.
Don't waste your breath, they're using some kind of device to post as a different flag. Ask Achmed if he can explain what he meant in exagerated Skaune dialect.
Nordic people are the fairest and most prettiest of all humans. Arab women all go get nose surgery to look like us, they feel like long-nosed witches compared to us. Their men look like a vulture nest, with their sharp pointy noses popping out from their mushy beards.
England, America, France, Russia. What would they even be if it wasn't for us? A bunch of inbreeding mongrels, like they were before the vikings usurped christianity.
The Nordic male is the man above all others. When the people see blonde hair, blue eyes, clean skin, well preportioned symetric faces, they know they're dealing with perfection.
Link from Breath of the Wild is a typical viking boy.
>and sometimes even Sweden
what's that supposed to mean?
in my experience blond lads tend to invite a lot of people their flats/homes hmmm
He's implying that the nordic master race is uncommon in Sweden, likely to suggest that Swedish people in modern times have genetic ancestry outside of Scandinavia.
Probably just the guy who made the pic though, this norwegian doesn't seem like that much of a faggot.
Yeah... still I rather beaches. Surfing, sports on sand, jet-ski, exploring the nearby florest, etc etc. I know well what people do in snow; I just rather the warmth of the beaches, or the rain florests. A matter of taste I think.
>Quite tropic
Do you have temperatures of 40~42°C?
And why did you bring the Islam to this? You are absolutely right to boot all of them from your lands.
I'm sorry, but you guys are just killing yourselves. A radical muslim freak rams a fucking semi-trailer into your people, and your politicians spin it like "Jesus Christ, these fucking cars are insane! We must stop the cars!".
I love you Sweden, but you're burying yourself. You're dying, it is obvious to everybody. You guys need to vote out a lot of bad politicians and get in some new ones. Feminist state my ass, you'rethe rape capitol of Europe.
I say this purely out of love. Stop the nigger overflow. Sweden needs an ethnical anima. These streets where women get harassed and the police don't want to enter, they're unacceptable. You ought to send in the millitary because you're under siege.
I look at Malmö and I say: If this is your peace, you'd be better off with war. You guys really need eugenics, nationalism and racism. And you need to stop listening to people just because they lable themselves with fancy titles such as feminists and progressives. Because they're driving you off of a cliff.
It fucking just hurts to look at. You have an 11 year old girl who had to be plucked up from the streets in several bags. Her name was Ebba. A dog was brutally murdered. These people are savages, they don't deserve to live in your country, I'd say they don't deserve to live at all.
LEARN YOUR LESSON!