ITT: Relationship Red Flags

ITT: Relationship Red Flags.

Here, I'll start.
>she has facial piercings

>she makes more money than you

she looks perf.

>all of her friends are guys

You met her online

>she cut her tongue in half because she really, really, really likes to give guys pleasure with her mouth

shes a feminist

She goes by a street name or a club name.

She's not breathing

>she minored in Women's Studies

Neck tattoos

Has anyone talked to someone that did this to their tongue? They have to talk retarded, no?

Her best friend is a black

I know a girl who did it. You can't tell at all from the sound of her voice.

fpbp

Pink, blue, green, or purple hair

This.

she's breathing

this definitely

She's a guy

>she can't into bikini bridge

she's white and has dreads.

Has a fucked up painted car, or her car is covered in stickers.

She couch surfs.

She's friends with her exes.

Yeah. And no. You don't even really notice until they show you. Most body mods are chill if they're not holding you back from making money.

>she has an enema hose attached to her shower head

>tattoos
>slutty IG pictures
>blacked

>she has more than three bumpers stickers on the back of her car

she's attractive

>she has ear plugs

She comes from a divorced family

>her mother is pagan

real one

fake one

this tbh. fuck us all in the ass fam

>She's female

>she is a waitress

get the fuck out degenerate

She loves drama

Her dad was a catfish eating, shoe tying, victim of the nuclear power plant meltdown in chernoble but comes back as a ghost and haunts you guys. All the trees catch of fire in your dreams and green slime comes out your tear ducts. You violently start shaking and your dick explodes. But it only in your brain. You'll think you're going crazy. But it's only her ghost dad getting in between you and your perception of the world around you. And she's fat.

>she goes to church

1) Violent
2) No Accountability
3) Bad relationship with all family
4) Constantly talks about Exes
5) "Drama Queen"
6) Treats Waiters, Fast Food employees, like shit.

Any one of these should start you reconsidering. More then one? Run fast, and run far.

Id rather have a little far on her hips

Does nothing but talk about smoking pot for the first hour you meet her.

Is this a thing? Im assuming for frequent anal

Do ears count as part on the face?

Sp true bro! Stay the fuck away from tomboys.

Um let's see.
Has cats. Gtfo
Puts dirty dishes in fridge, scum all over it.
Constantly asks where you are.
Picks verbal fights for attention.
Doesn't use any hand soap.
Breath smells like paint thinner. (Probably meth)
Lights a cig.
Won't ride you, ever. Makes you do all the work.
This and many more stories of horror.

Fat*

Across breast tattoos. Actually met one girl with "Daddy" in royal gangsta script tattooed right across her chest.

M...moar

>she has a penis

she is a bitch to other guys around you to make you feel important. Shit turns around every time.

New age chicks are so fucked up.

so much this...

I bet those BJs are godly though..

What? I'd love to date a woman who made at least as much money as me.

I wish I'd kept the number of that venture capitalist chick I met while I was dating my ex.

>she has a conflicting taste in pizza toppings

This

underrated post.

Kekd

She has a really, really big dog that she is way to friendly to all the time.

I would marry her on the spot

Deal breakers;

>she has kids
>she has fake tits
>is fat
>has intentionally had sex with a Chad or frat boy
>doesn't shave her pussy
>has narcissist personality disorder
>has saggy tits
>won't fuck doggy style
>has a flat ass
>can't or won't cook
>has eys that point in opposite directions
>smells bad

And so much more, but I'm done shitting.

This is so true. I was a regular at a lot of bars pubs and clubs. One localish bar in particular I was at pretty much seven days a week. Every single waitress turned into a slut if they weren't one already. Even girls I knew before doing that job. One I knew for like five years and then dated. Next thing ya know she has a drug problem and banging nignogs.

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This

No woman should ever defile her tits and/or thighs.

she is a black

>I would marry her on the spot
You'd be in competition with the dog.

Doesn't think having a lot of ex's is weird

>overly religious

no bibles in my house

...

Kek

I work with transgender faggot who did this recently. It took a long fucking time but if it wasn't for seeing it when he talked you wouldnt know.

One local tattoo guy refuses to work on a woman's "Three B's" that is the breasts, belly and butt. Those parts of a woman's body changes a lot over the years and the work would change like silly putty on those body surfaces. A woman pregnant in third trimester with a belly tattoo is gross as shit.

>relationship red flags
>already in a relationship
>after 2 months find out she is black
Whelp... better dump this bitch.

>implying that is a bad thing

Found out the other day that my GF is 1/8th black. What do?

>tattoos
>extreme hair color
>Facial piercings
>believes everything school taught them or everything their parents tell them
>diseases
>coal burner
>makes you her sons keeper
> she wants to make your son beautiful and wear make up
>she uses social media religiously and uses it in a way to whore attention and blow up relationship issues
There typical guidelines you should follow

Get out your robe and wizard hat my friend.

Do you work at a Walmart? I imagine you work at a Walmart

>she has very low self esteem

>be me
>girlfriend 16 yo
>has entire upstairs to her parents house all to herself
>has a metal enema attachment hooked up to her shower
>gives herself an enema with it everyday
>puts ounces of lube in her ass every day with a turkey baster
>puts metallic butt plug in her ass to keep the lube in her
>lets me fuck her ass any time I want it
>cum buckets in her ass daily
>find out 8 months later that she will literally let any guy use her like a fleshlight
>all they have to do is ask
>she literally never says no to any sexual offer
>complete strangers who pull over and talk to her through their car window as she's walking down the street
>half of the football team, 2-3 at at time in a bathroom near the baseball dugout no one ever uses
>teachers at school
>her stepfather
>everybody knows but me because antisocial and no friends
>catch Herpes, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea from her all at the same time
>can only be from her, never had sex with anyone else
>find out she lost her virginity at the age of 8 to her father
>has been sexually active daily ever since
>father didn't get busted until she was 13
>find out that is why her father is in prison and her mother remarried

>When she says pineapples belong on a pizza

I dated a girl that was half of those. Hot, but really emotionally unstable and clingy, as well as not taken the relationship very seriously. Not a lot of regrets.

A woman's body is sacred, I tell you. FUCLING SACRED LIKE A TEMPLE.
That"s a good reason too.

I was going to be mad at you for being picky and then I remembered you aren't really you're just honest

underpated roast

Give her 3 hours to redeem herself.

>She has tattoos places she can't legally show in public
>She has piercings anywhere but her ears
>She spends more on makeup or clothes every month than on food
>She tells you she loves sex before you've ever fucked her
>She has a lot of "guy friends"
>She finds any black men attractive

For guys
>He smokes pot more than once a week
>He washes his car more than once a month
>He doesn't like cats
>He's kept track of how many women he's had sex with
>He wears a hoodie indoors
>He has any piercings at all

Are you kidding? They're usually super laid back and really open to sex.

>really open to sex
Especially to other guys

she thinks it's ok and perfectly acceptable to go out with/party with/sleep over with guy "friends".

we all know she wouldn't tolerate that shit for a second if tables were turned, and that's disrespectful af.

He spends all day posting on Sup Forums.

she claims to be a "free spirit"... basically means "i'm a slut and/or don't like to work hard for anything"

Fake tits only aply if they are actually any big.
Girls who are flat and put something cant be blamed.

This motherfucker knows

what's wrong with washing your car more than once a month? what if it actually needs it? that's some dumb shit right there. same with wearing a hoodie indoors. maybe its cold out and the house has bad insulation. or maybe dude is about to leave within the half hour or just got back inside and its cold out.

honestly the best flag is actually being in a relationship. how about you just smash and pass?. but for the threads sake i'll add to the list of unsavory women.

1. puts themselves on a pedestal as if they are unique or special.
2. flamboyant style-bright hair or clothing or both.
3.major amounts of piercing on face or body
4. major tattoos on major parts of body like the face of hands.
5.lack of respect for others and has no modesty in public.
6. having multiple guy friends
7. being a single mother regardless of childs age.
8. works min wage or not at all.
9.has a lot of cats.
10.feminist or has similar ideology.
11. wants an open relationship.
12. is fat or slightly overweight.
13. behaves like a child. (all women do).
14.constantly needs attention from friends both in person or from the media.
15.expects you to be a knight that will deliever her from adult responsibilities and make it so that she can live off you like a parasite and have kids just to leave you for someone else while you take care of the kids and she rides the cock carousel until she's busted and hagged to high hell.

these are not in order.

>really open to sex.

If you live in an area where your vehicle's getting dirty enough to require washing more than once a month, nobody gives a fuck about whether your car is clean or not. Are you going to a funeral? Nobody gives a shit.

If you're so cold indoors that you need a hoodie maybe you shouldn't wear a tanktop in the middle of winter. If you dress like a proper human being you won't be cold in a temperature controlled building, and if you're wearing a hoodie you're probably a stoner or other form of lazy piece of shit.