Why did Rust mow Marty's lawn?

why did Rust mow Marty's lawn?

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So he could feel like a husband and a father again.

his lawn had a nice fat ass and was asking for it

damn.....

because he wanted to be around marty's lp daughter

He's a man.

Men actually like mowing lawns. Lawn mowing is the perfect act. You are destroying, killing life, using a gas powered machine that spews smoke and smells of oil, spinning a slightly sharpened blade at high rpms, in order to create order and beauty.

If you don't love mowing a lawn, you're a fucking walking vagina.

Female detected.

this, they were cute, especially the emo version
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I used to hate it growing up but when I got my own place I love it. There is nothing more zen in this world then coming home from a shitty day at work, surveying the tangled mess of grass and drowning out the senseless noise of the world with a powerful push mower. The smell of fresh cut grass, shimmering in salty sweat at a summer sunset and finally a nice cold beer after it's all done. Feels fucking good man.

>Equating lawn mowing to the pinnacle of masculinity

Lmao. I don't like doing it because it takes too much effort.

It's a microsized version of building a log cabin, faggot.

You destroy to create. This is male and you are not.

I can deadlift 485 pounds and I have confidence in myself. I don't have to mow lawns to arbitrarily feel like a man, unlike some.

just fyi, on the internet no one believes you

I do.

>I'm a little bitch so everyone else must be too
Believe what you want, mate. I don't need your approval.

>deadlift
Nice meme

Lifting something is primitive masculinity. Men are instinctively drawn to defy entropy. That is why we build larger, go faster and see further every day even though we've long since carved out a sustainable ecosystem for ourselves.

Because he liked mowing other men's lawns.

> killing


Please never mow my lawn

lmao this guy

>quote from man who replied on an anonymous taiwanese grass mowing forum

wew

bullshit. read /fit/ sticky, still have a beer gut and telling us that it's not fat it's muscle.

>Real men mow thier own lawns

While this is true, you're just doing what you're supposed to be doing, thats like wanting to be respected for paying your bills on time or packing your children's lunch

Theres nothing "manly" about doing what the fuck you're supposed to do in the first place, bitchmen ITT tbph

Then how I never see women doing garden work like the Mexicans?

>t. angry woman who doesn't get it

Because women suck dick and cant into tough yardwork

That has nothing to do with you pounding your chest because you cut grass bi-weekly, bitch.

I use a lawn service. A whole crew comes over and does the job nice and fast while I watch.

>not paying a mexican to do it
Fucking plebs.

Except youre not creating shit, you dumb faggot. I can live in a log cabin. Can I live in a bunch of grass clippings? Damn youre dumb.

my crazy mom cuts our small patch of grass with secateurs instead of getting it mowed or buying a mower

It absolutely does. We don't live in an age where you don't have to do miniscule tasks by yourself anymore. Just hire some poor schmuck to do it for you.

This applies to anything related to fixing, renovating, etc.

I'm guessing you pay mexicans to fuck your wife too eh?

>killing life
You're cutting it too short

No. We don't have them around here. At least not anymore.

>real life is just like how porn movies are in regular movies
I'm guessing you still live with mom.

That should be used a convenience, not as the standard way of doing things. If your stuck waiting for something to get fixed because you're unable or unwilling to do it then you are the schmuck

>It absolutely does.

It doesnt, that just model standard for all men with a reasonably sized lawn.

I'm saying mowing your own lawn shouldn't come with a participation award for getting up in the morning and doing things yourself, be better than that.

The woman in that painting was a real woman who couldn't use her legs. She would drag herself everywhere she went because she refused to use a wheelchair.

tfw before lawn mowers men didn't exist

>I'm saying mowing your own lawn shouldn't come with a participation award

And we've been saying is that it is its own reward.

Standing in a field of uncut grass, no fucking excuse really.

Having a lawn is a ridiculous concept anyway.

You are a little bitch that can't even mow their own lawn. Why should I believe you are able to fuck your wife?

faggot

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Wives?

Owning a lawn and caring for it is part of the dream. You've become a self-fulfilled man and the fact that this is your lawn and you're taking care of it proves that you've made it in life.

Because fucking isn't literally a chore, dingus.

Just wait until you're married.

Oh who the fuck am I kidding, no one here has to worry about that.

shit never actually thought of this

>Theres nothing "manly" about doing what the fuck you're supposed to do in the first place

mate that is like step one to being a proper man, handling your responsibilities without bitching about them. there's no "going the extra mile" while paying bills. when you grow up a little you'll see that while nobody congratulates you for always having your shit together, you can be damn sure they'll acknowledge it and respect you more for it, even if unconsciously

t. 1950's advertising

It was a big lawn.

>Sup Forums
>trimming virility

>this entire thread
wew

Sorry, I was just sharing a fun fact.

But what if Marty was gay?

lol

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