Mfw Cowboys win 2017 and 2018 back to back and there's nothing /spuh/ can do about it

>mfw Cowboys win 2017 and 2018 back to back and there's nothing /spuh/ can do about it

You literally cannot break us. We are eternal.

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>0(zero) wins in 2017
It's like Dak and Zeke's sophomore slump started early

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Eternally one and done

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You lost to the Fudge Packers who didn't have two of their starting WR's. Your team is shit, and will fall apart this off-season when they all ask for more money.

They're the 2013-2014 Eagles.

>take the league by storm, win division handily
>one and done in playoffs
>figured out next season
>have to rebuild

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Bitch

But that was because of some meme system by Chip Kelly that was new to the NFL.

Cowboys play old school football. And even then they didn't even play that brand of ball this game because their OC is dumb and stopped running Zeke.

Not likely that they'll change their game plan that much for next year.

>hand it to Zeke for three plays
>if not first down from these plays, fling a long pass to Dez

>1995

The cowboys are a washed up joke like your father

I was born after you got your last owl faggot. Try again.

More like, run on the first, throw on the second, ru on third, repeat until the second half.
Throw on first, run on second, run on third or throw on third, repeat.

>play a conference winning schedule next year
>play the AFC and NFC west
They will be lucky to get 10 wins next year

underage b&

>2 (two) playoff wins in the last 20 years

>Officially 20 years since you've sniffed an Owl. >Your last trip to the NFCC is closer to the last Lions playoff win then current year

That's better then. So they can get out the wild card and not make out of rhythm mistakes.

>cowfaggots cant count

It's been 20 years since I've been born and cuckboys cant do anything but be shit.

They'll not even win division next year.

>It's been 20 years since I've been born
Quit reading right there.

Got some news for ya, grandpa. People born in 1999 can post here now.

>People born in 1999 can post here now.
Quit reading right there.

>Quit reading

Just what some would expect from the average cowboys fan.

>cuckboyfags are the new cheffags who were the new burrfags who were the new chorgorfags

There's no escape now, you've meme'd your way into mediocrity for a long time. Chargers still haven't recovered.

GO PACK GO

we got dak dez Elliot Williams
HOL UP

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HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP

WE WUN AN DUN

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I'm 29 years old and what is this

>First Take

Are you a nigger?

This is father time. I'm going to make have to take a finger in your butt.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

it's sad because first take is for drunks, the unemployed, and students who picked a decent schedule.

I graduated in 2013...

>had one of the easiest strength of schedules in the league
>still went one and done in the playoffs to a shaky Green Bay team
>will lose players due to free agency and have a stronger strength of schedule

Enjoy being 9-7 next year and second place in the Division behind the Gnats, missing playoffs.

>people sleeping on the Eagles

Excellent.

Cowboys the new bears

Cowboys, the New Chiefs.

Remember the Chiefs playing the Colts and still losing years ago? Cowboys are the new Chiefs, they'll just keep losing over and over and over.

Raiders vs Cowboys dynasty when???

Raiders yes
Cowboys no

90% of us weren't alive for any of those wins cuck

Friendly Reminder

Since 2000

Giants: 2-0 in Superbowls - 100%
Eagles: 0-1 in Superbowls - 0%
Redskins: 0-0 in Superbowls - 0%
Cowboys: 0-0 in Superbowls - 0%

Division Total: 2-1 - 66.66%(2/4 Teams)

Even the Iggles have at least made a Superbowl since 2000.

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Giants and Skins have more titles overall

>m-muh owls

Not an argument

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>Dak or Zeke WILL fall victim to the Sophomore Slump. One or the other or maybe even both
>Defense still sucks, Jaylon Smith was a wasted pick
>Team won't stay as healthy as they did in 2016
>Giants are the most complete team in the NFCE and would dominate if only they had an O-Line that could actually block motherfuckers

lol nah

Anyone who knows anything about the team should be optimistic about its future.

*Jaylon Smith will be playing with the defense next year, so he potentially become another "rookie" phenom like Dak and Zeke.
*With just a half decent draft, and Jaylon, the defense should be improved.
*A team will likely pay for Romo in the offseason, clearing 20 mil for free agents and potentially more draft picks.
*Dak and Zeke will continue to be affordable for the next couple of years

Our window is still open and things are looking up for next year. We only have good things to look forward to.

Wish I could say the same for other teams...

All of that is pure speculation and there's not even a logical reason to predict that to happen with as little evidence as possible.

And? Stop living in the past, you weren't alive for any of those. You haven't won anything in 20 years kid. 20. Years.

Imagine in 30 years Pats fans are like "Well uhh, we may not have won a Superbowl or done anything in decades, but we still had 4 Rings and Tom Brady!"

Stop being retarded. If you're gonna go that logic, my team has actually achieved Perfection, faggot.

They said this in 2015 too didn't they?

They say it every year.

>This year we'll be 19-0!
>Lose first game
>This year we'll be 18-1
>One and done in the playoffs again
>Well we'll be 19-0 next year!

Repeat that cycle infinitely, except most of the time they don't even make the playoffs.

It's crazy how people look at Jaylon Smith as a downside. If anything, he'll be a plus next year.

Look at Clowney on the Texans: people thought he was a bust until he started performing this year.

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>nerve damage
>May never play football again

Even if Smith does see the field, using a second-round pick on him is insane

Imperfect

fuckin leaf kid

>From 20 years ago
lmao

But his nerves have healed, can feel his foot now, and could've played in this playoff game but the Cowboys decided they'll just wait to play him next year.

5 rings.

>implying 5 rings is impressive
6 rings going on 7 ;)

11 Rings here

Reminder: 100% of cowgirl fans were those dumb kids who pretended to like the best team.

Time to move on lads.

His nerve is regenerating; he'll play next year. Even if he can play at 80% of his former ability, he'll be a good defensive presence.

Considering how well our other draft picks work out, I have no problem taking a risk on him.

>optimism is bad

Optimism isn't bad, but at least be realistic.

Millennial little bitch

AY AY
HOL UP
WE DEM BOYS

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao, nice one Canada.

Glad to see there are Cowboys fans in the great white north!