How do I become straight??

How do I become straight??

dont
be you, homie

Electro therapy

eat pussy lmao

Does it work??

Being on Sup Forums wont help fgt

It will if you get Mike Pence to do it.

>Start watching porn
>Few minutes pass
>Watching twinks cum on eacother

Someone tell me what the fuck is going on with me
>have dreams where I have sex with both male and females
>enjoy it
>well guess I'm bi then
>but find men really fucking disgusting in real life and no attraction to them

This is really fucking with my head Sup Forumsros

>Making out with girl
>Starts rubbing my leg
>"user, you're not very hard is something wrong? Is it something I did?"

...

This is due to watching too much porn. After repeated masturbation (dopamine release) you start to associate men with pleasure. You aren't naturally sexually attracted to men, but you have conditioned your mind to lean that way. My advice is get off the computer for a few weeks. Stop watching porn forever.

This.
Im only interested in girls but i only get hard for guys fml

> 2017
> being straight

>being human
>believing the gay meme

You don't.

Try living with a house full of regular dudes who all get a steady flow of pussy but who are also quite slobbish. You'll find life is easier yet lackluster. Like Tyler's house in Fight Club

Also try a diet of mainly red meat and cheese for a while

Well why not?

there are girls that simply wont do it for you and there are girls that will. you just gotta find the ones that do. her not getting you hard doesn't mean you're gay.

your dick knows better than you do. if she can't get you hard, you don't like her

love urself nigga

just be gay

The more self-confidence you have the straighter you'll be, lift, improve your skills, do daily affirmations; once you believe you're a manly stud your orientation will adjust on it's own. Stay away from porn and websites designed to cuck you

Don't listen to dumbshits on here legitimately answering your response. If you're gay, you're gay. If you're not gay, then you're not gay. It's biological so it can't really change.

Yeah except it isn't dumbass

Take your tumblrina bs somewhere else

Stupid faggot.

Sup Forums made me gay.

I used to be absolutely repulsed by all these goddamn trap threads and whatnot. I would feel sick to my stomach every time my eyes glanced over the thread while scrolling down. Over the course of several years, I would get less and less turned off by it. I started not to get a pit in my stomach after I saw it. I was indifferent to it. Then I started to actually fap to them. It felt so wrong and guilty, but hey, it felt good. Now I'm beating my beat to traps, twinks, futa, all that shit.

5 years ago I would've never thought.

Fuck you Sup Forums, pieces of shit. You fucks made me gay.

STOP FAPPING AND YOU CAN REVERSE IT. YOUR BRAIN WILL RESET AT ABOUT 90 DAYS OF NOT MASTURBATING OR LOOKING AT PORN

be thankful you are at least attracted to humans

the same thing happened to me and furry porn, fuck this site

Not him but I watch quite a bit of porn myself and don't find men attractive like that. Are you sure you're not just some faggot who convinced himself he knows everything about human behavior because he took an intro to psychology class in 9th grade?

Don't sin transgressing the covenant of God. Do not pervert the covenant.

Fuckin rekt

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Just because some people are functional addicts doesn't mean heroin is okay fam

Something that literaly just happened
>be me a week ago
>be married for 4 years
>lots of bitching because I drink with co-workers
>shit hits the fan and we split
>be drinking with coworkers
>bitch asks for a ride
>give ride
>"wanna walk me home so I don't get hurt?"
>whythefucknot.jpg
>fuck for 2 hours
>semi-hard the whole 2 hours
>"user, are you ok? you're kinda lazy"
>skip one week
>drinking again
>drive coworker home again
>fuck again
>dick hard as diamonds now
>bitch cums like there's no tomorrow
>get home and post on Sup Forums

TL;DR get some real pussy more often and things will end up ok

You're right, it's not okay. It's fuckin awesome.

Such enlightenment

I didn't say it happens to everyone. However, some people are desensitized, like this user,, and they end up finding cocks attractive. I never learned about this in any psychology class. If you are interested in this topic, you should start out with "Your Brain On Porn".
But sure, if you disagree, keep saying porn is fine, keep poisoning your mind.

BRAAAAAAAP

If you can imagine yourself in a relationship with a member of the same sex, you're gay.

If it's just sexual, then it's just a fetish.

...

be a nigger

Carefully

By no longer sticking your dick in other mens asses.