Was it a good system?

Was it a good system?

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The garlic would just burn and become disgusting

>dirty fingers touching your food.

this triggers me. I will NEVER let anyone cook for me, even in jail.

Why not throw it into a blender?

Garlic doesn't have to be that thin.

now all you can do is make lasanga with ramen noodles.

>garlic liquefying

Doesn't happen. Even over a low heat the garlic will just end up burning and turning into bitter little black curls. It's a shit system made by Euroniggers whose country was held by Muzzies for too long.

garlic would burn, unless you put it in a sauce, which is what they are doing.
Still you would be better off just putting whole cloves in and letting it soak in.

No, they should have ground it with rock salt after a rough chop.

why?
this is good for quick sauces because cutting the garlic yields a higher surface area and therefore more flavour released

yeah it's a good system

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i guess but he couldve just sliced it normally and mashed it with a handle to turn it into paste and saved time

doesn't matter much for a long simmer.

People who say that crushing garlic yields more flavor instead of slicing for a braised dish are dumb.

it wouldn't dissolve in the oil, it would just burn quickly

>doesn't matter much for a long simmer.

Yeah, but he literally said it's good for *quick* sauces.

"quick" for them is like 30-40 minutes, so still there it doesn't matter. But it's fine. I like the movie a lot. Still prefer Casino though.

So you don't eat at restaurants or ever eat any food prepared by another person?
Are you some kind of giga-autist with no human interaction?

I see people all the time who never touch food with their hands while cooking. Using a tong for everything, even moving vegetables around the counter. I've also seen people wash onions under the tap after peeling the skin off.

Crazy people.

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They're just taking the slow rustic cooking thing too far, taking your time to do that with a razor is wasted effort senpai.

System worked because men cook better than women. They put more time and preparation into their dishes and it shows. Even gangsters. Even begins bars. Even in movies.

Garlic doesn't burn unless the oil is too hot. It an be a full clove (not sliced) and it would burn if the pan were too hot. Pretty much a golden rule of cooking is to not burn things...

The post didn't say "let anyone cook for me if they use their hands" It said
>this triggers me. I will NEVER let anyone cook for me, even in jail.
I think that implies that the poster will not eat food unless it is prepared by them, which is super autistic.

oh fuck

no |
dont.

always remember that the person who is making your food has rubbed their cheesy dick with those fingers, probably that same day.

Too many onions in the sauce

I always figured that was a joke about them being in a small space and farting.

>too many onions

No such thing

the 'liquification' was hyperbole, like when people say 'melts in your mouth'

Agreed. Onions only enhance flavor. That's why I'll never understand people who don't like onions.

But M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Enhance the flavor to taste more like onions, you mean.

Adds to the flavor you idiot, why do you think Mexicans have the best food?

Saw this in the frontpage and thoight it was a thread about drugs. Disappointed.

Nothing wrong with that sentence.

You're not paying attention. Nothing is wrong with either sentence, nor their meaning.

When you fry a yellow onion and cook it it pretty much loses all flavour, and does in fact enhance other flavours

>I must make sure to belittle women every time I post

I'm sorry, I just really, really love onions. Like, I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

Thats the flavor

the purpose of the scene was show you he had a professional manicure in prison

italians are used to it

>System worked because men cook better than women. They put more time and preparation into their dishes and it shows. Even gangsters. Even begins bars. Even in movies.

men love to protect and take care of women and give them pleasures, they live for this, they live to serve

women love to be taken care of and have men try to fulfill their desire, women live to be served

+> everybody is happy

And who makes M&Ms?