Explain this shit, Britain

Explain this shit, Britain.

lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp

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seems like the free market filling a demand to me

>No credit or debit interest

Why can't every account be like this? The opposition to predatory lending and interest is the only part of Islam I can really get behind.

islamic banking is a way to beat the jew, seriously.

Say what you guys will about the USA but the worst thing we have equivalent to this is the "RUSHCARD" which is basically a "disposable" bank card marketed toward niggers

Niggas want to make money and this is a way to do it.

So what's preventing me from taking the maximum loan allowed, parking it in an S&P, returning the money and pocketing the growth rate as cash?

Why would a bank loan money that you could potentially default on (risk) with no interest to be gained (reward)?

>The opposition to predatory lending and interest is the only part of Islam I can really get behind
It's a part of Christianity too, but it was tossed aside because of kikes and secularism.

Their money stays in stasis as inflation flys by.
Retarded.
Islamic banking.

And people say a takeover isn't happening.

>sharia approved banking
holy shit uk is kill

photoshop faggots

>french
hello mahmood

You know of all the complaints I have about sharia law this isnt one of them. Sharia banks spit in the face of the useris jews and if you dont support a bank that does that you are one hell of a good goyim.

>photosopped this hard

Fuck off Hans

Oh god it's true, nuke us somone please.

this convinces me to turn muslim more than any other propaganda

> sandniggers in charge of following links

that damage control

Sharia is just like Sanders supporters idiotic belief system.

"I have to pay for money I borrow?"
"Why can't we have a morality based economy?"

This is fucking awesome.
But how will they stop non-muslims from taking the same loans?

wew lads it's real
lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp

david cameron wasn't fucking around when he said he wanted london to become the islamic financial capital of the world.

THERE'S TWO PLACES IN THE WORLD WITH ISLAMIC BANKING:

1) The islamic world
2) The UK

Although the second is redundant.

FULL
BLOWN
ISLAMIZATION

BRITS IRREMEDIABLY BLOWN TFO

Obviously they're not going to give you a loan like that retard. That's the entire point of a raghead bank account.

Instead of getting traditional loans, the bank will buy something for you and then you buy it back off them... for a higher price than it was worth.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were charged a monthly fee to have an account like this as well.

Actually true, however, they are the only ones allowed to be so exclusive like this with religion.

Some banks have excluded based on occupation, specifically banking for veterans, but I have never heard of a christian, or a white only etc bank that would hold up.. Didn't a whites scholarship fund get killed off in Canada?

so they deposit their money on the bank, the bank (just like the others) lends it away and they get nothing? good deal.

Maybe Trump will out of love, so maybe you become a little more like Japan in a good way.

islamic banking system is bullshit. it uses a loophole. it's basically the same.

Britain trying real hard to be the biggest cuck nation before Germany and Sweden.

I haven't heard of that but I used an ATM today that asked for my preferred language which has never happened before.

They only gave four options, English, French, German and Spanish but I can that changing to polish and paki real quick.

It's a small town with no tourism but there's constantly changes to fit this non existant melting pot

explain, muslim, I want an interest-free loan

>exploiting a loophole of religion
that's muslims for you

>it's real
desu it seems like a way for the bank to capitalize on economically illiterate muslims.

N I G E L H E L P U S

This can't be real. Stop shitposting

its still interest. how do you think banks are making money from it?

the fact that there is enough of a demand is whats concerning

Not really.
The bank just charges you a lot for their services.

...

I feel confident Islamic style bank accounts will be available in Germany. If not from German banks then from one of many Islamic banks that will be entitled to operate there.

If you read it they promise to use your money for naughty things. Like making a profit from Jew banking. But they also give you nothing at all and they'll charge you for it.

My pension company (NEST Pensions) has a sharia fund.

It's performing badly now because most of it is invested in apple kek

>can't gamble
>somehow can invest in a long term fund that may or may not increase
>literally long term gambling

Nope, it's legit.

lloydsbank.com/assets/media/pdfs/islamic_account_welcome_pack.pdf

Can we get a turk please to explain how this works, I want a debt free loan.

I'm not very smart but this seems like a great deal, because I can make more money from a no-intrest loan than I could from compounding my money in storage.
Am I right?

Totalmente fren

Seems like a great way to flag terrists

i want a 1000$ loan paid over 30 years, I wanna buy water cooling, a new gpu and a bicycle.

>take out interest free loan
>put it in CD at another bank
>pay off the loan over time
>make money through "investment"
It's a stupidly good deal

>USA forced to watch our mother nation kill herself before our eyes

He tried.

The point of the account is that you cannot get a loan with interest. Muslims aren't supposed to make money off money. They can only invest in property and slaves and shit.

They wouldn't just give you money.

it's like halal. you pay (extra) for insuring it's according to your faith.

it is obviously not beneficial compared to a regular account.

lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp

Great way to track mudslimes, I guess.

>.asp

Yeah, ok I wanna buy new pc parts and a bicycle, am I eligible, I don't have the money to go to a bank in england right now to check, but maybe some german muslim bank will offer me some program, a german bank once offered me to take a loan.

>You can apply for a Lloyds Bank Islamic Account if:
you’re aged 18 or older
you’re a resident in the UK
you’re an EU national, or have permission to stay in the UK for at least 12 month

Youre a EU national bulgaria bro

So what happens is you go "mr Bank I want a Bicycle that's worth £50" and the bank goes "Okay kid, I've bought the bike. Now you can pay me back £10 a month for 12 months for a total of £70. Nothing immoral here. I'm just a friend buying a friend a bike."

No, i mean can I take a loan to buy pc parts and a bicycle and what options do I have, you're the muslim specialist.

noice trips

...

are they halal pc parts?

>£10 a month for 12 months for a total of £70
I didn't think brits couldn't do math, I mean you're cucks and shit, but math? I thought only your colonies like Australia and the USA couldn't do math.

Yeah that's why I want to take a loan from a muslim bank.

Looks like its really not that different to regular banking. See: academia.edu/2658464/Substitution_effects_Do_inflation_and_deflation_affect_Islamic_home_financing

In Islamic banks, interest rates are forbidden and unlawful to be practiced. Therefore, a new solution has to be created in order to ensure Islamic banks do not appear to be similar to the interest-based conventional banking system. The solutions are twofold; first, Islamic banks employ hibah rate or profit sharing ratio when providing profit to depositors of the banks. Second, Islamic banks employ profit rate when charging the customers on Islamic homefinancing. No interest rates will be given. The hibah rate is given based on Islamic banks’ performance. It is not a guarantee by the bank.

kek

Just use a Co-Op bank lads, no interest and it's mighty white.

Yes, but I'll make them haram very fast by using them in the name of Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah... that was pretty dumb. Well whatever you get my point! You're still paying interest with an Islamic bank. There's no advantage to doing.

>Credit card
>No Interest
Uh yeah inshallah and alloha snackbar and all that can we get one stateside?

Wtf. I didn't know this existed. The reason this shit keeps creeping in is because nobody knows what's going on

It's not exclusive to one religion - anyone could get one. It is probably more expensive than other accounts, so only Muslims will buy it

Sup Forums missing the BIG PICTURE

Yeah, they are mudslimes.

Yeah, they could blow up any minute in the name of Allah (peas be upon him)

But all of what is being presented is GOOD

THIS IS ANTI-JEWRY

The West NEEDS TO ADOPT this kind of banking and financial system.

Insh'allah!

Fractional reserve banking will still stay though

You guys think its over?

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>Sup Forums missing the BIG PICTURE
>Yeah, they are mudslimes.
>Yeah, they could blow up any minute in the name of Allah (peas be upon him)
>But all of what is being presented is GOOD
>THIS IS ANTI-JEWRY
>The West NEEDS TO ADOPT this kind of banking and financial system.

you dirty fucking apologist, theyre just as bad. fuck you you dumb cunt

Muslim here. Stop being retarded for once. This is no different to any other bank account or loan just manipulated to appear to be Halal. Banks along with any other business will do anything to fill a void in the market hence why they have this.

>british
>it checks out

As if incentivising catering to mudslimes is a good thing

>lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp

Holy shit its actually real.

20% of every deposit goes straight to ISIS. Cut out the middle man today!

I'm sure big brother UK wants to go cashless as soon as possible.

At least this accounts will be easy to track Jihadis. But god damn Britain.... really?

you might as well pretend to be kebab and get non-jewish banking

this may be the one single positive side of Islam

Why is it not a good thing? Banks want people to put money in their business. Muslims have money don't see the issue

>Muslim here

How is it cuck senpai? They're taking mudslime money and not offering interest.

>they're taking mudslime money
>taking mudslime money
>mudslime money
>money

I mean in general.

Lool coming from a Spaniard

What's the matter brother, why so much hatred?

Just stop for one fucking second dipshit and think about what you are saying.

Banks giving out interest free loans? AKA free money?

I know you're pretending but Islam should never be normalised in the West

Nice try.

Not even remotely pretending. I actually am a Muslim

Prove it.

>ucucks in full damage controll

Still mad Ahmed?

Why would I bother?

the only good muslim is the muslim we drone strike.

You have nothing for me to be mad at?

Still upset over 9th of November?

Okay, role-player confirmed

>NEENOOO NEEENOOO
>Its the Dipstick Police

Lloyds aren't offering fucking free money. Its a gimmick, any bank can offer free deposits / zero interest. How fucking retarded are you?! Get off this site and go lick a window.