Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
YouKnow
Oh. Well don't worry i meant it, i won't tease you anymore tonight~
Juvia
Hm that;s a good answer, i see why you like her so much. And yes i did~ Would you show me them, please~?
The first thing that attracted me to her was her beautiful purple hair, but i really like her shyness. Like how she's really shy at first but she slowly opens up to you and becomes really close to you.
Oh well. Have you watched more my hero academia 2 yet?
Have you played as them yet?
> Oh yes you are~ You're my cute lovely little tsundere~
> You like it~
> Oh no i would win big~
W-well a few reasons actually, but i think i'll keep those to myself~
> cute~
Shinobu
youtube.com
Firekeeper
> Always unfortunately~
Hehehe~
Oh nice, i wish i could join you in that comfy bed and watch~
Just the usual, music and lewds~
Tomo
nice, you get anything to drink on your days off?
vid doesnt wanna load, oh well
Fair enough
I regret nothing, Destiny is my life
Good...
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i have like 6000 hours on ffxiv, you filthy casual
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Excuse me for having a job
Yup!
I need to adult and set up a bank account tomorrow so I can cash my check
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>dubs
Man am i happy with her.
No you stupid pervert!
Well that's a good personality. Also one more thing about juvia is that she's very shy around others that aren't her beloved. You'll see what i mean.
Not yet. Only the first 3.
No because UK is a bunch of twats. I also don't want to deal with navy stuff
>i am not stop calling me that...
>i do not!
>no you wouldn't shut up!
You plan on telling me those reasons?
>stupid!
Yeah but Destiny is understandable. Look up riff racer and you'll see what i mean.
Boop
kek
some of my fc mates have even more playtime than me and most of them have full time jobs
gross adulting, i never had to setup a bank account, my mom works at a bank so she just set one up for me when i was younger
Well I got to do it and I dont want to but I just want my stupid money.
So what is it tonight, PvP?
I really like her English voice.
Yeah, it's kinda similar to the reason i like tsunderes so much, being the one to melt through that icy exterior and claim their heart. Oh really? I wouldn't have guessed that, i though that she would be all friendly with everybody.
Damn, you're missing out.
Haha can;t argue with that. navy stuff?
> I would if i thought you really didn't like it~
> Your blushes tell me everything~
> I'd be rich~
Well, i mean if you really want to hear them..
Fuckin love these songs.
youtube.com
Boop boop.
If its a game you love, who gives a shit
Do they not sleep or what?
Mhmm as usual, might raid tomorrow
Good stuff~ Gonna go with randoms again or try with your clan?
Her English voice is so lovely.
Yeah tsunderes are nice, why liked takao from d-frag so much. Well that and another reason...
She's nice but it's stuff like she won't bathe with the other woman in the guild and stuff
I'll watch it eventually just not now.
Yeah, your military is divided amoung 3 groups. Army, navy, and air force. Army is fun cause that's the stuff that takes the land for you, but the navy is just Useless when counties like the UK dominate the sea. And don't even get me started on the air stuff
>it's so stupid! Shut up!
>they do not shut up!
>you'd be homeless stupid!
I do. Tell me you stupid pervert.
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That's very true but it shouldn't be a game i spend 2k hours on
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Randoms... my clan is dead
Dunno man, just means you really love the game
I just swam with a sting ray!
yea, getting money is nice
idk if i'd listen to them as like normal music, just listen to them if im lookin for a laugh
i mean the game came out in 2013 so we've had plenty of time to rack up those hours
dont let it kill you
Sorry everyone, BB is too awesome ;~;
(Shinobu)
Well that's a pretty decent score... Tho it would be better if you were 1st 10 times :P
...I may hate my body but not THAT much, having whole hands and all is really nice after all
(Juvia)
Uhm, earlier on you said something different~
Well, I might check it out, sounds (hehe) awesome
Oh my, now you're hurting me~ How could I be worse~?
Oh thank you, merciful Juvia~
>finally got it~
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Well, it would really be appreciated, you may even get a hug in return~
Sounds like a great plan to me~
I love Brina Palencia's work.
Takao was the best kind of tsundere. Her big bouncy breasts right~?
> Fogot from last post: Aww cmon, show me them, please beautiful~?
Ahh, that explains her reaction in that one pic with Erza in the bath.
Well at least youll be able to binge them since there's a lot out.
Ahh yeah that makes sense. Haha not a fan of the air force huh.
> I know it's stupid, but i love it~
> They tell me so much, they say what your mouth refuses to~
> I'd be living in a nice big mansion~
Alright. Well one reason is it was by far the most perverted i've ever seen you be, and the other reason is, well...tbh it was pretty hot...
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> Aggressive Booping
Well maybe that;s for the best, you can find a new and better clan!
I would, i really enjoy silly shit like that
Greetings brother
Meh guess you play more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It'll be a miracle if I can find one at this point
Claiming the tsundere queen
> God damn it luck, make up you fucking mind~
Implying i wouldn't be cuddling you as you played~
It always is~ And speaking of...can i get a lewd~?
Why? There still seems like a lot of people play it.
Thats a dark path boyo.
I guess. It's just a really simple game is all
None of that was true stupid!
It's pretty rad
Cause you're acting like a stupid pervert!
Sure
So do i!
Indeed
...yes
>no you stupid pervert!
This one?
>
Yeah she's pretty shy about that stuff
That's the plan
It's just annoying cause i don't care about it but it keeps bothering me about it.
>i don't! It's stupid! Like you!
>they do not! My mouth says everything i mean!
>you wouldn't even have a box!
You're such a stupid pervert! What was so hot about it?
Maybe Im not looking right, dunno I just focus on the activity
Yup
well if we probly wouldve won more if we played more, we basically just spent every game running around goon squading anyone that mispositioned, was hilarious seeing how people reacted when they ran into us, a big group could come at us and we just systematically annihilate them one at a time
eh, i dont really listen to much music anyways, normally if i feel like listening to something i'll just find 1 song and loop it forever
vidya is love, vidya is life
donut?
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>once again~
As long as you don't disturb my perfect playthrough~
True~
Well... If you insist, I'm not some strict and old-fashioned hag~~
Let's start with something simple~
But it was a confession, and these are true by default, so...~
If you play it it must be
Oh? And how exactly am I perverted~?
The solemn definition of fun, huh~?
But yeah, it sounds pretty great to just gank people~
It's the only path i can take.
Have you seen Tokyo Goul? She was excellent in that!
Well, you aren't alone on that one~
> But why not? I'll give you something in return~
Yeah, though i guess it could mostly be because Erza's actually washing her.
That;s cute, i like shy.
Smart, it's torture waiting a week for a new episode.
Haha well the air force needs love too.
> And i love it~ Like you~
> Everything huh, so then that really was a confession!~
> I'd be rich enough to by a box factory~
Trust me, i know i am~ Well the subject matter of course, but even more so was just the fact you were talking like that~
I'd try to focus on some other aspects too.
What's a song you really enjoy?
It wasn't a confession though! Stupid!
If you like music then yeah it's pretty fun since you can use your own music.
Cause you're so excited for that reward~
>i never knew fire keeper had such nice breasts
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Indeed
Well Im trying to get back into more souls pvp
we were usually running around with 2 tanks that would just call out targets and then stun lock them, then all 5 of our dps just blow a load on their face while they're stunned
Well i'll try my best, but no promises~
Butt of course you arent~
Ahh starting with my favorite~
It was only a baby and there not that dangerous
Hello twin. I'm posting from work,don't tell anyone
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tell that to steve irwin
Naughty, I like it
All, bloodborne included. Ima work on a character on meta level
Its dangerous. Take this.
I will have to watch it to see.
I figured i wasn't
>cause you're a stupid pervert!
Yeah but normally she won't even enter the bath or anything, she's just too shy and too me i think it's just so darn cute!
Yeah that's why I'm waiting for all of them to be released
I know but i don't want to deal with it in this game
>i hate it like i hate you!
>it was not! It was all just for your birthday! I'll never do it again no matter how many birthdays you have!
>you would not you stupid pervert!
And just when i thought you couldn't get any more stupid or perverted
i can just sit and listen to this shit on loop for hours
>and i have
oh i just remembered if im ever in the mood for something funny i usually just listen to starbomb
Oh? Are you suure~?
>use your own music
You got me, I need that game
Well, I might be, who knows~
>Oh she does, believe me
If you could use some sort of labels, your squad's label would be "No Fun Allowed"~
You better not, or you'll be in for some spanking~
Exactly, fun is.. Well, fun~
Yup, now let's... Turn up the heat~
3rd Yuno is the only acceptable answer to the question of waifu.
but we had alot of fun
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Aw I miss him I watched all his stuff when I was a kid, but je would not want us to be mad at the animals he cared for
I'm a rebel! Smash the system!
Anarchy!
I'm 110% positive!
It's on sale on steam right now for like $2.79 or something.
>i can tell, that bra sure isn't hiding anything ~
The meta level is around 25 right?
10/10 would drive every day.
It's a great show, i'm sure you'll like it.
Oh? and whatever made you think that~?
> That's not a good reason..
> Wew, show the other version~
Really, well damn i'm starting to like her even more now!
I wonder how many episodes it has, i'll have to check.
So you just like using the army?
> Then you must like it a lot, my cute little tsundere~
> I think there was more truth there than you want to believe~
> And then i'd give away boxes for free to the people who lost on that bet~
Hehehe well, sorry to "disappoint" you~ And even though it wasn't intended as one, getting to watch that was a damn good birthday present~
It was much better than the original.
I've only listened to a few of thier songs.
It would totally be worth it~
Damn right~
Yes yes~ I like this heat~
Dark Souls 1 - 120
Dark Souls 2 - 150/none due to soul memory
Dark Souls 3 - 120
Bloodborne - 80/120
i like their songs, but you kinda need to watch the animation to really enjoy them, so they're not very good for background music
anyways im off to bed, night everyone
Good night
I can't hit a thing! AWESOME!
Good to know, i'll have to work on a PvP character.
Goodnight Shinobu.
I'll check it out
Cause you're a perv
>oh you mean this one?~
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Yeah i love her so much!
Please do
Yes it's fun and easy to understand
>that's not what i ment and you know it you stupid pervert!
>more like there's less truth in there then you want to accept
>you wouldn't be giving any boxes away because you wouldn't have any stupid!
Stupid pervert stupid pervert stupid pervert!
When I hit you, IT WILL HURT!
Already have some character set up on 3
hi insomnia and anxiety its not letting me sleep, hi /waifu/
No doubts here~
Also, goodnight!
Well, I'm not sure about that~
Shite, only $2 left... Maybe I'll get some moneys soon, after that PS4 I'm literally broke
>well, Juvia is also a sight to behold~
>also, speaking of.... Bras are stupid anyway~
I had a feeling it wouldn't stop you~
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Well, this will also surely come to your liking~
Yeah can;t argue with that~
> Oh yes~ Oh how i want to squeeze it~
She's top quality waifu material.
It has 14 episodes.
> I'm actually pretty sure that's exactly what you meant~
> Probably, but i'm still going with what i said~
> I would have more boxes than i knew what to do with~
Hehe oh the enjoyment i'll get reading it over again and again~
You need to bring one of them to my neck of the woods, so i can kick your ass~
> dubs
Does it ever~?
Ooh yes it does~ They;re so nice~
Careful what you wish for boi~ I can punish you tomorrow~
I can feel myself getting awesomer!
>hugs you
Then take to me
Erza claimed
Alright tomorrow it is~
Well hello~
>dubs
I am! Stupid!
Well you have till July 5th to do so.
>oh I'm well aware
>i can agree with that
A stupid one at that
>too bad no touching stupid pervert!
Indeed she is. Although i can think of a few waifu's that are top tier
>wrong like always stupid!
>well you're wrong stupid!
>you'd have so little you wouldn't know what to do!
You're such a stupid pervert I'll never do something like that for you again!
Hey Erza!
>looking sexy as ever
Man I forgot how to build gadge to make her op ingame
Hello there
Ready the lube~
Aqua claimed
Hello~
Is that Wendy? She's a qt3.1415
Hello~
Holy shit, the FT threads on Sup Forums have terrible tastes. All of them obsess over Lucy and are blind to the other cuties
Salutations, Yuno
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Greetings
How are you doing?
No, probably not~
I'm glad you like them~
How about you show a pair of yours, hmm~?
Smexy has come~
While I'm not~
Let's just hope, I believ
>~
>and cum on, why am I the only one undressing here~?
hi, how are you.
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i forgot to tag... i'm to sleepy right now sorry...
And you wouldn't have it any other way~
> Aww but why not~? Can you post the one with the sexy black panties~?
Who else?
> But i'm always right~
> Naah i'm right~
> I could build cardboard mansions for them~
Oh no i wasn't talking about that one~~~
Sure, you're gonna need it~
How are you~?
Hey you know, you're up late
What are you up to
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD.
FOR THE LAND OF THE HOLY.
You have dedicated boards for your waifu faggotry.
DEUS VULT! LEAVE Sup Forums!
Oh it's not for me~
Playing mario party 2, gonna shower and bed after
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY.
fuck, i'm tired about this guys already fuck off.
Exactly, it's always worth it~
I love them~
Of course, anything for you~
TO BE TIRED OF US IS TO BE TIRED OF GOD'S WILL
Oh so you want it dry huh~
Cutie waifu
Indeed it is. Although i was pretty indifferent towards Wendy.
I took a quick peek and all it is is just them circle jerking lucy. Bunch of normal fags. But that just means more juvia and Erza for us~
Yes you are! Stupid!
You'll be fine. If you get 5 you can get riff racer and l4d2.
>hanako is too
>those tits
>wew
Yeah i would
>no you perv
Well in my personal opinion I'd say Takao, Funabori, Xenovia from highschool DxD off the top of my head
>oh you just made a mistake, wrong isn't spell r-i-g-h-t.
>see above
>you couldn't build anything because you'd have nothing stupid
Well then i guess I'll just have to get a discord so you can't see out conversations
>those tits
>that butt
>wew
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY
Oh time to nut
Oh yeah im doing in dry~
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
COME AND TELL THEIR STORY
Yo
Heus.
For you anything is worth it~
I know sweetie~
>that everything
>whew, sure got hot in here~
Nope, still not true~
Tho I already own l4d2~
>now you're the only one missing, come join, we have cookies~
>and if you join in there'll be more to cum..~~~
great waifu, bad animu. hi
Oh? Then by all means, do tell~
> Please~?
I agree with those, except the last one as i haven't seen her yet.
> Yeah yeah i'm always wrong, my little tsundere wont admit their feelings~
> See above~
> I'd have plenty, i could start a whole housing project!~
Well if you got one it would benefit both of us~
> Thank you~
Nothing like a good nut, boys~
We'll see about that~