Why are the classic movie quotes changing?

Why are the classic movie quotes changing?

Trump

you have experienced a reality glitch and travelled to a parallel Universe.

those quotes are fine here.

I think it's CERN. Shit like this only started happening after they turned the particle accelerator on

The color correction is great, I can see why it convinced you.

>>x

They've literally always been like that.
It's just your upbringing, moron

This is fucking bollocks, all of those things have always been that way.

I'm 100% sure that Sex and the city, No I am your father and magic mirror on the wall are wrong

They're punching time.

Nope, I remember when I was a kid (about 6/7) reading it as Sex in the City on a poster they had advertising it. I remember it distinctly because I thought it was porn but that the women were ugly so who would want to see it.

>You're all clear kid, now lets blow it up and go home!

this one from Star Wars IV really bothers me. I'm sure it was "blow this thing" but I recently watched the Blu-ray and there it is. or was this another George Lucas tweak?

>Sex "and" the City
No fucking way.

its called dyslexia

>has a time machine
>doesnt stop 9/11
dick move donald

"Raiders of the Lost Ark" is now "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark"

this cant be happening.

"The Mission in which the end goal is Saving Private Ryan" is just "Saving Private Ryan" now.


WAKE ME UP WHAT WORLD AM I IN?????

9/11 had to happen

9/11 is the biggest meme disaster. you fucking burgers act like it was fucking hiroshima

>I thought it was porn but that the women were ugly so who would want to see it.

No 6 year old would think this way.

That's literally what I thought though. Who the fuck are you to tell me otherwise you fucking nigger.

9/11 was a major event that changed the world. If you stop it you would move us to a different prime timeline.

I've never heard anyone use past tense in the box of chocolate line

>Sup Forums Telekino and Video is now Television and Film

JEWS DID 9/11

if Trump can travel to the future then why didnt he get the cure for baldness huh?

he still grows it really long then combs it over and sticks it down with glue.

checkmate tinfolhats

The Mandela Effect created "play it again, Sam" from two lines in Casablanca and switched the verbs in "eat your cake and have it too"

>The Little Mermaid
>"Wish I could be, part of YOUR world" is now "part of THAT world"

I'm sorry, could you repost that image with more artifacting and red text?

Implying they'd care about baldness in the future

'No I am your father' became 'Luke i am your father' because no i am your father isnt a spoiler, only with luke is it actually a spoiler, people said the latter for that reason and over time it became what people remembered

This short thread creeped the everloving shit out of me. I don't remember the flick they were talking about but the thought of this happening really got to me.

>Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty"

>hear about this mandela effect bullshit like a year ago
>start watching youtube videos about it
>stumbled upon this guy who is into "amateur voice acting" and also "huge" into Star Wars acting all surprised it was "no, I AM your father" all along
what a roller-coaster of faggotry that was, never cringed so much in my life

Sex in the City is the Spanish translation for Sex and the City. Don't ask me why they changed it, they just did.

>Don't ask me why they changed it, they just did.
We always do.

I love anything to do with Tesla

Anyone who believes any of his shit was a dumb kid with poor attention to detail, or is a dumb adult with poor memory.

"Luke, I am your father" and "play it again Sam" are forgivable because that's how we always hear them in pop culture. The actual lines make less sense out of context.

Like tears in THE rain

I'm the one calling out your lies.