ITT iconic movies that are actually bad

ITT iconic movies that are actually bad

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wouldn't say it's bad but from all the hitchcock's films I've watched it's the weakest imo

I feel like people make fun of noir movies they make fun of this movie

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nice troll

this movie sucks ass

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DEAD, ROTTING, POINTLESS BAIT: THE THREAD

and ITT: butthurts and contrarians.

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For anyone who says the OP is bait, explain to me how under any metric Vertigo is a great film. It's decent, I'll give you that, but I wouldn't even put it anywhere near my top 250 films, in fact it's probably one of the worse films Hitchcock has made.

What a huge fucking mess

vertigo is shit, sorry

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alien is definitely better
cameron is an hack

i'm a huge Altman fan and thought it was possibly the worst movie of him i ever saw even though it's supposed to be his masterpiece, so kinda agree.

How about you go choke on a bag of dicks?

I was actually about to finally watch this

is it really that bad?

It's one of the best films of its genre, if not the best.

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This and ET

Spielberg is a hack

Was postponing to watch it for years, then finally did since it supposed to be a "masterpiece". It's awful, the main character is a dislikable retard, nothing happens, there's about 2 good shots that are worthwhile in the entire 3 hours of the movie. Very unsatisfying.
If you want to watch a superb film by Lean watch Ryan's Daughter it's so much better and about the same length.

I still haven't found the courage to watch this
4 hours man, 4 fucking hours

Duel is his best movie

please never post on Sup Forums ever again

Uninspired trash of which its only contribution to the world is a generation of furries and paranoid family relationships

thanks Disney!

>it's a yet another fa/tv/irgin says a film is bad because of "dislikable charactesr" episode

Watch Satantango instead.

this thread in a nutshell

Disney hasn't made a good animated movie since Bambi desu

The weakest part of Vertigo imo is the final act. Not that the act itself is bad, but simply because there's that really heavy handed exposition that she really is the girl that Jimmy Stewart thinks is dead.

If there was some degree of ambiguity about who she was then we would be along for the ride and doubting who she really is, it's one of the few times Hitchcock reveals more to the audience than what the protagonist knows, and the pacing feels off since we're just waiting for this guy to discover what we already know.

Hitchcock is purely a storyteller, he doesn't create works of art.

necro porn

No, it's probably the GOAT or close to it

Iconic?

Just do it. I enjoyed it very much and it is a fantastically beautiful film.

Buster Keaton's pretty lousy too. The only thing he's got going for him is that he did his own stunts, but even then they've just paled in comparison to modern films.

desu most silent films are terrible today and if you say you like them I can tell you're a try-hard film studdent. There are a handful of cool ones, but no one seems to pick those.

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Why did she quickly kill herself when she saw the nun approaching them?

I never really understood that, is it some kind of metaphor of her conscience? Because at first i thought she just startled her but when you look again she gets a good glance at the nun and she physically aims to jump to her death

help a pleb out guys

Stick to blockbusters plebeian.

ok.

Catholic guilt.

Fucking hell this triggered the shit out of me

fuck you shit taste nigger
u 2 fucking tasteless

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the weakest BTTF honestly

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Goodfellas
Star Wars
Psycho

Why do people seem to unironically like this shit ? It's so fucking horrendous i couldn't get to the end even though i had only 20mins left. That's how unconcerned i was.

>GAME OVER MAYN

Aliens is fuckn awful my boy

RETARD YOU ARE WRONG PT2 AND 1 ARE BOTH EQUALLY GREAT
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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Luc Besson in general sucks ass.
Leon had great scenes, but is overall shit peddled by pedos.

Yeah it's pretty boring

The only cool part are the set pieces, the world they all lived in kind of felt like a nightmare for some reason, very surrealist

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Im a massive Spielberg fag but ET is just weak. nothing actually happens .. they go on a bike ride, thats about it.

ET a shit,

BTTF 2 is better than the third actually. Aliens is indeed terrible. But again, Cameron, what did you expect ? Turns a haunting and atmospheric horror film into a tasteless action flick.

Its not "that" bad, the original is just a better film in every sense

the nun represents purity, virginity & honesty

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The best film of all time, give it a try son

boring and unless you invest time into the lore will even know what they're saying half the time

There's a reason why many people deemed the LOTR unfilmable
It might've worked as a series but even then it's hard to stay true to everything

The original is just a slasher film with a fancy setting, the first half is vastly more interesting than the latter.

I really hope this is bait.

obligatory

just kill yourself

This beginning of this movie was so annoying. Every second line out of Jimmy Stewart's mouth was
>MUH ACROPHOBIA

>Not that the act itself is bad, but simply because there's that really heavy handed exposition that she really is the girl that Jimmy Stewart thinks is dead.
Hitchcock wanted to cut that scene and several other people felt the movie was better without it too, but the studio kept it in. Personally I think the revelation adds more tension to third act of the film, but it could've been executed better, she didn't need to die. I think the entire story of Vertigo would work better as a personal drama rather than psych thriller.

In the book the movie's based off of, you can get away with ambiguity because you don't actually see her. It would be impossible in a movie because everyone in the audience with a brain could have pieced together the mystery the second they've seen her. She's played by the same actress and she acts like a huge wierdo around Jimmy Stewart. What could possibly be going on?

So we are along for the ride. We've just changed to Kim Novak's point of view. Hitchcock says in his interview with Truffaut that he was going more for suspense than surprise. How would Stewart react to the revelation? What would happen to Novak, who's now been thrust into the audience's sympathies?

Whether or not he's successful is beside the point. Hitchcock took the better option by revealing the mystery.

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dirty dancing

Also to a lesser extent, children of the corn. Everyone I talk to, by default, has either heard it was scary or thought it was really good.

I agree with this user.

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We can all agree that Blade Runner is complete shit at this point, right?

not funny

however i hardly ever laugh at any comedy movies, idk why

series and youtube is different tho... is there something wrong with me?

Yes. People like this because they saw it as a kid. Disney died with old Walt.

>Back to the Future II
>Not Back to the Future III

Kill yourself.

There is nothing wrong with you but it can get funner with multiple viewings.

never been more bored in my life

Spielberg fucking sucks and Jurassic Park has a weak middle, but it is by no means a shit film.

I rewatched it recently and it wasn't as astounding as I remembered. Still pretty good though.

i personally hate historical movies, all movies that aren't documentaries should remain in the realm of fiction

Weak plot, characters felt distant, scenes were inconsistent, barely any development, soundtrack was lackluster, not enough emotional connection for the audience to care.

3,5/10 mediocre at best.

Blade Runner is a masterpiece.

Grease. It's fucking nothing yet normies circlejerk about it constantly.

most of these

objectively this movie was god-awful

>Unlikable protagonist
>Nothing happens
Are you a woman?

Kill yourself

This movie is absolute horse shit. Not even a real movie: it's a sequence of events that sets up the third movie.

autism

So what if I am?

>children of the corn
yeah what the fuck was this. i can overlook many aspects of cult/horror movies but that one blew my mind how bad it was

Overrated, sure. Complete shit, absolutely not.

I was gonna watch ET for the first time today
Should I bother

what didn't you like about this film?

If you didn't watch it when you were young don't watch it now.

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History major here, you're missing the point. The point is that history isn't just facts, it's a story. The people back then are the same as people today. Seeing historical fact in a story based setting immerses people in the reality that history actually happened and is as real as what you see and experience day to day.

I just hate politically charged movies, even from something like the holocaust, i watch movies to escape from things like that and more often then not gain insight into the human condition..

movies like schindler's list or saving private ryan, reduce these historical events into 2 hour set pieces to exploit your emotions in whatever direction the creators intend, not a fan, it's essentially propaganda

youtube.com/watch?v=Ui2kFHP-bSc skip to 7:50 pic related makes a great point about this

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