>Be me
>Live in Slovakia
>Some gypsies fuck up and the electricity dies in the whole village
>Have 60% battery on phone
>Look for books
>Find Mein Kampf
>Start reading
>...
>...
>Get bored and post this on Sup Forums
Be me
Post out your window and your face both with timestamp.
>Mfw I grew up in Pakistan and it's still way better than a shit hole like Slovakia
>Mfw I have no face
Not gonna post my face but if you want the beautiful view fine
...
Better than I expected. Post your dick?
No?
But it's pretty small
I may be on Sup Forums but i still have some dignity
Post arm.
I hope you aren't jerking off right now but here
Nice arm. Post your Mein Kampf?
It's not even translated in Slovak it's translated in Czech
But that's not a problem since everyone in Slovakia understands Czech
What is your phone battery at?
Reunite Czechoslovakia when?
45%
probably gonna go when at 30%
Wanna save that for jerking off
You should get a gun or a few. It's not as anti gun there in Slovakia as other EU shitholes and you guys may be needing them soon.
Would be nice
Our economy is so shit
Prices keep going up and pay down
The fucking niggers get so much money from the state, i never tought i would say this but "fuck, i wish i was a nigger"
No migrants wanna go to Slovakia tho
You should probably save it for later, also how do you have internet if you have no power?
>wasting ammo on gypsies when you could be protecting Europe from rapefugees
They are like
"Man fuck this, sucking a camels dick is way better than this shit"
not yet.
I visited the concrete shithole you call your capital yesterday why is everything there made and financed by skoda?
Because Škoda makes really cheap cars so we buy them
half of our cars look like this
Don't they have a production plant in Bratislava?
Mobile Data
I think they do
Do you have unlimited?
Nope
How much do you have?
But i have Telecom so they take 50 cents and slow down my connection
Come live in the US as my own personal slave. Free meals and rent brah.
Like 7 euros
Can't afford the ticket lol
No but how much data do you have per month?
Save up. My current live in slave is super prissy and won't do anal. Feels bad man.
I dont know lol
Is your porn saved or do you have to get it from the internet?
Prolly like 1gb max
I would kill myself with 1gb...
i spend 300GB - 2TB per month
and i also live in a shitty country
stop watching HD porn.
standard def is fine too.
Not the first time this happened so i saved some
no, MUST be HD, preferably 3D and live streaming. From Thailand
Isn't that book banned in a few countries?
greetings from Czech rep, btw have you built a subway already?
The original is. This one is translated (you could also say rewritten)
Thus it isn't the same book so it can't be banned
Yup
At least i think we have
What's the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia?
Fucking gypsies