ITT: terrible movies that Sup Forums tricked you into watching

ITT: terrible movies that Sup Forums tricked you into watching

Not quite terrible, just stunningly mediocre: Green Room.

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yo that was the best horror since 2005

Yeah these are both good

Sup Forums concinced me to not watch this

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Only watched 10 minutes though

this

I thought It Follows was really good (for a horror movie)

What a cringe-fest this was

seconded

garbage

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Holy fuck, the worst taste.

I fucking hate Spike Jonze

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whoops

forgot that was by spike jonze, thought it was directed by kaufman desu
great film though

What the absolute fuck is this film?

fucking horrible

Event Horizon

More like the babacuck

no capeshit yet?

not a movie but

>it's really not like typical capeshit
>it's really dark and gritty

this show is fucking trash

for every good scene there's 25 minutes of filler and uninteresting trash

Martyrs. I was told it wasn't torture porn, which was a lie.

what did you expect, it is capeshit. Go and watch some capekino to wash the bad taste out of your mouth.

also not a movie but

>it's their best season yet!
>matt and trey still have it and their comedy isn't uninspired garbage

get the fuck out

What was in 2005?

>south park's only funny when it insults the people I don't like

>capekino
capekino is a myth, m8
it's all capeshit

anything with unrealistic shootouts is basically capeshit and therefore trash

This, for some reason i forced my way trough all of it, felt raped afterwords, never gonna bother with season 2

Jesus christ Sup Forums used to be a good board

>what is watchmen?
>what is Man of Steel?
>what is BvS?

Being John Malkovich is fucking terrible fight me right now if you think otherwise.

Awesome movie

Worlds Greatest Dad
Fuck you people have some shit taste

it's become too self aware imo
comedy just doesn't work for me anymore (hasn't for several seasons)

feature length jesus analogies

Fantastic film, you should fuck off back to Sup Forums, reddit or wherever it is you came from

you free tonight? I'll staple the dvd cover to your face

probably 2deep4me but probably a third of the experimental films Sup Forums has recommended me is just plain boring

Just stop. There wasn't a single superhero movie which was more than a 'good action movie'. Watchmen was a deconstruction but still an action movie nonetheless.

>i am an atheist cuck
wew lad

films I haven't seen
everyone seems to think the second two are trash, I'm not gonna bother
heard good things about watchmen, but honestly I find the whole concept of superheroes completely unappealing
I just don't see how I can take a movie about superheroes seriously.
The Incredibles is great though

Nope and Spike Jonze is a hack.
Get off Sup Forums Jonze

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I may think Being John Malkovich is a good movie but even i'll admit Her is one of the most overly praised movies of all time, Jonze is definitely hit or miss

>BJM
pretty great
>Adaptation
even better
>WTWTA
Ehhh, not that good. It looked great though.
>Her
Great

you're a hack

>everyone thinks they second two are trash
you fell for a marvel cuck meme

Adaptation sucked too
Maybe my problem is with Kaufman but Eternal Sunshine and Synedoche were good films.

Weird thing is I rewatched ESOTSM recently and went from thinking it was great to thinking it was pretty bad (pixie girl's character/acting really didn't age well)

I guess Adaptation and BJM are only really good if you have a soft spot for meta jokes

why didn't you like it it's pretty fun

I enjoyed that one desu.

her was fucking stupid you /r9k/ faggot
your mom didn't age well

When?

Watchmen and Unbreakable are the only two capeshit films worth watching IMO.

I'm 60% this was a troll because Sup Forums always kinda shat on Fight Club

no it wasn't
wrong again, my mom's actually doing quite well for 60

how about kick ass? and Super?

Never understood why people like Super

>kick ass?
shit (great trailer though, fooled me)
>Super
haven't seen

>Green Room
>Batman v Superman
>Suicide Squad
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Juno
>Every Star Wars movie
>Miami Vice
>Black Hat
>Spring Breakers
>Sunshine

The only good exception
>Heathers

Super isn't capeshit, it's a deconstruction of the genre
Because it's near-perfect

I thought Kick Ass went in the completely wrong direction. It doubled down on whole 'children's power fantasy' element of capeshit. Like it was proud of how infantile the genre can be.

>Overacting
>Awkward dialogue
>Terrible characters

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yep

> cuck:the movie

fuck you Sup Forums

Cabin in the Woods and 10 Cloverfield

under the skin

tell why you like this movie, im genuinely curious, i'll give you that it had some nice cinematography, and if it actually went anywhere, it wouldve been nice

south park was always shit

I'm not him but the ending is straight up trash

first 3/4 of Sunshine was good tho, but i think most people here agree with that

the rest of your list are pretty terrible tho

>I thought It Follows was really good (for a horror movie)

>cringe
this whole thread

>Scarjo's performance
>The way the movie shows humans as strange and insignificant
>That cruelty
>Those spooky scenes in the darkness where the men are killed
There are lots of reasons why I like it.

I really enjoyed watching the alien interact with people and slowly become more drawn to the idea of being a human, a woman specifically. I thought it was genuinely disturbing at points.
Really loved it
That soundtrack as well

Literally the shittiest taste I've seen all week. You all need need to get out now

I saw this in theaters at midnight and it was a huge waste of fucking time

>thinks shiit follows is good

this garbage

Fuck you that is a good movie

This

this was boring as fuck. shit cast. shit atmosphere. shit story.
I have no idea why it gets so much hype.

>it's a 15 year old gives his shitty opinion episode

which one triggered you this hard ?

the star crap movies ?

>hurr its amazing guise! Its one of the best superhero movies
This shit is just trash

pretentious garbage

>being too dense to actually recognise and appreciate talent
sucks to be you

No :(

>triggered
tumblrito please leave

Blue Ruin
Thief
Kingdom of Heaven DC

there is zero (0) depth to that film

ugh. what a steaming pile of shit that was. thanks a lot nu/tv/

You guys said this was good. It's trash