Would you like a regular or a large?

>would you like a regular or a large?

>I'll take a medium pop please
>Are you sure? For a quarter more you can get a large

Fucking gets me everytime. It's just too good a deal

>would you like to upgrade to a large for $0.50??

b-both sprite and diet coke

>Thank you and have a nice day

>"Enjoy the movie"
>I don't

>Can I see some ID please?

>what kind of bread do you want?

Fuck you Subway, I'm not a bread expert. stop pressuring me with 20 questions.

>sat alone in theater
>everyone walking in is either with friends or their partner

>pop

>not bringing a fake handgun and saying to everybody who stares at you 'don't worry folks I'm the theater security... Or am I?'

It took me a second to remember that people still go to the movie theaters.

>do this
>the theater's real designated shooter shoots me first when he starts shooting

>I'll have a large, thanks

Holy fuck, how can you be so charismatic? Teach me.

>for 4 dollars more you can get the realD 3D official Suicide Squad Mega Gallon of Pepsi tonic
>make it a double

I've got a large right 'ere

wow i do that too

>Sir, you can't buy a ticket if you're alone

nice 1337
adderall helps with that

>tfw 24 years old and no id
>tfw i have to get mummy to buy me r18 games and alcohol

Goddamn plebs. How hard it is for a person to stop eating for 2 hours?! I could understand those melancholic depressed people with cognac flask just spending time dazed in a cinema seat, but not these chewing and slurping animals. Whole room starts to smell like a cheap train wagon in a moment.

>Here are your seating options

get one retard they're like 10 bucks

Jesus Christ. Does anyone here has at least a job?

Rye bread is an obv. choice

No bread at all just fill my hand with toppings please

Fuck off skellington. Nobody needs to eat during the movie, they do it because it's fun.

>soda

>One ticket to Sasuage Party please
>"Uhhh sorry xir sold out."

Fucking christfags

yemabani

>need a doctors note to purchase XXL moxie Cola at kinoplex

Fucking nanny state socialists

yemabani

yemabani

yemabani

Choose bard class

>ask for a regular
>it's a large