Hey b is this a grill?

hey b is this a grill?

no.

hahahahahaha

can you double check and make sure please. dont want to unmatch and find out its actually a
qtpi

if you still can be skeptical might as well just take it in the ass

If thats a qt3.14 to you, you're a faggot.

It probably has a bigger cock than you, buckle up buckaroo

Ohh shit, it's talking to me. What should I tell her?

you may want to get your vision checked

>her

Get me laid boys

when someone is hiding their adams apple, it's a dead giveaway

ask him to part your cheeks like moses.

more like a transvestite

did u just assume its gender

...

Yeah, she's a lady.

ask to compare dicks sizes

That is definitely what you are looking for. Ask her out for drinks.
I recommend pic related.

hows that going to help me get laid faggot

>Calling anyone but yourself a faggot

ask to see dick
see she has bigger dick than you
tell her she can fuck you in the ass
get laid
profit

>trying to fuck hot young girl
>gay insecure user calls me a faggot
dumbass, kys

>that jawline
>those eyebrows
>that nose
>thick neck
That's either a dude or woman with the world's worst handicap

Say "hello there" and reply with obiwan kenobi's lines from Revenge of the sith, when he fighs grievous.

Its the perfect conversation op

if you cant tell if its a girl or guy, move the fuck on mate

/thread

fuck you user, she unmatched me

>Obviously a man
Mans nose, jaw, cheekbones, chin, hair texture, eyebrown, eye shape, shoulders, collarbones lips....

im not your mate, dickhead

>eye shape
sure thing retard.

>not realizing that women have differently shaped eye sockets than men

>not realizing women have different shaped vaginas than men

>thinking a dude in a flannel shirt and lipstick is a woman
>being such a hardcore closeted fag

he
he unmatched you

>clearly never met a perth girl before

>just a young girl trying to get by in life xx
>young girl
>girl
read the bio retard.

thats not a perth girl
its a dude
with a bigger dick than you

this has to be bait

wizard detected

>perth women are dwarves from lotr

>"watch a closet fag struggle with the reality of having his dick jump to a bloke in lipstick" thread

fuck outta here with your gay pic faggot
kys

They're around. You can only tell by the braids in their beards.

youre the one that wanted to root a man with a choker

actually im straight

Good bait OP I'm laughing pretty hard now.

when u have to refer to him as it because ur not sure lmfao

Honest question,
if you convinced yourself that dude was actually a girl, and you went on a date and had a great time,
if a the end of the date, she whipped out a cock,
would you go through with it?

>thinks a barrel chested man in ruby lip-gloss is a cute girl
sure thing chief

are you hoping i say yes so you dont feel alone faggot?
im straight probably the straightest guy you'll ever meet

This OP. Would you at least have the common courtesy to give him a reach around?

trick question user, "she" wouldn't whip out a cock, because girls don't have cocks

HE would have whipped out his cock

obviously not, rentboy

faggots