Just got me a brand new penis pump

Just got me a brand new penis pump.

Trips names the puppy

Also Post porn

My life is sad and im so self concious and such a virgin i need a pump

george

Super Boner McHitler Faggot

micropenis

Alan Parson's Project?

+1

"Mom"

Rolling for this shit

It looks used. Does it feel good compared to normal masturbation?

The Pocket Pussy

virtual vagaina

The chub pump

pumpy mcpump face

Pee wee bigger upper

make bigger my dikker

Pumpy the erector destroyer

close

Crotch. The name of your penis pump is Crotch.

the cokker rokker

Fake ass fleshlight

Insecurities

Poor Decision

Yap gave it a try.

Not really that good for masturbation purposes even though I came once and it was quiet nice.

Got it for improving erection and for making it bigger. Seems to work quiet well

I-Think-My-Dick-Is-Small-I-Should-Kill-Myself

jeff

Bob Dylan

Alice

Pummel my penis

Why did I even reply?

"your sister". You will now be sticking your dick in your sister

How is it new if there is hair in the tray and water in the pipe? You used it and THEN took a picture? wtf man.

fuck her right in da pump

Reverse Dildo

"I swear she said she was 18"

fuck me dude, that was one off

You got a name for it or Not?

Hulk Hogan

kjsad

Joe rogan

nigger how is that a name

Randy Pandy

joe

Peanus Weanus of course :)

Damn would have Loved that name

Masculine Manson

Twilight Sparkle

MAGA

Knob Globber

nigger dick

Combating depression

cock enlargement pump

Joseph Goebbel

inferiority complex compensator.

close enough

suicidal tendancies

hitler

insecurity security.

Stalin succ

Rick ''my dick will be as large as'' a brick

dick sucker

Don't forget your kegel exercises for maximum effectiveness. Have fun user.

Penile Harry

Would have been a weird name though

Judge Judy

We should all be feminist

Another One of My Life's Failures.

Don't use it without a pressure gauge

Herbert Hoover

daddy

Hahaha you need a penis pump

I for one commend OP for doing something to improve his life. OP if you are also using the cock ring with it, watch out for the metal ones.

Deus Vult

Nekkid gramma

what does it do to various vegetables?

Cuccumber in pump

Succ

Pumpsmas Maximus

succ a tomato with it

Erectile Dysfunction

the real wage gap

extreme sign of autism