> be me be 4yo
> toilet trained and going to take a piss
> just whip dick up on seat and pee EZ
> lid falls on dick
> scream blood piss all over
> dick mutilated bad
> 25 Nao still piss sideways
Will post pictures of mutilated dick for trips in 50 posts or less.
Rolling
Roll
show me
calling the bluff
reeeerollin
Nope, roll harder faggots.
> 50 posts or less.
I mean it's still better then having no dick, I warn girls it's all fucked up before I show them. It's crooked and scarred and indented in the middle. That vein thing on the back side disappears half way up. It's not disgusting it's just off putting.
Wait. A pic from when you were four, or what it looks like right now?
*sigh* roll
Like nao bro. It's still fucked
Roll
Roll
Rulll
rizollio
Y'all could stand to be a little more excited on the matter. Debbie downers come on bros this is good times here nao roll
> inb4 OP never delivers
No naysayers
roll
No worries comrades
reroll
lets see
Also sexy pictures make me erect, a bonus for whoever gets trips
pics or didn't happen.
bump
I'm fucking trying but everyone is failing me.
Piss
bumpp
None
I'm curious...
Roll
trips
Doop dee doo
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I'm a doctor, that would not happen unless there were blades on the fucking toilet seat, they design them this way for a reason and penis is strong material.
I have to piss standing sideways to aim
trip get
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Traps Check
do anyways
Bump
bumping and lurking for lgbtq non straight dick
cmon op
check em
roll for sideways
It was an old heavy grandparents house seat.
> old heavy piece of wood freefalls on 4 yo's tiny penis
Perhaps you should take some lessons before opening your mouth
reroll
BOOM
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!
LETS GOOOOO
Deliver OP
Winraaaaaaarrrrrrr
Contrarians ftw
WINRAR
Post 42. Come on OP.
Winrar
Trups
Op is a faggot
43th post too, OP delivers? find out in the next episode of Sup Forums Z!!
your a bitch liar. fucking kill yourself
Hahaha you posted trips in your own thread.
Show dat off pecker
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That was MY post obviously. I am OP.
OPS post doesn't count, never has faggots.
> and we're over 50 posts nao
Sorry Bros but better luck next time
> should have rolled harder
OP is a fag and will not deliver
OP is a huge fag now.
You never said that in the rules. Making excuses to cover lies I see
What a massive fgt op is
ya got trips
were waiting op
thats never been a rule OP rolls count to
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op is confirmed phaggot
MODS BAN THIS FUCKING FLAMING FAGGOT RIGHT NOW
>You'd be permabanned on old Sup Forums
OP kill yourself you fucking ingrate retard.
I hope you contract AIDS and dont have the money to manage it.
Wait harder faggots.
> it's not like I want to take a pic of my mutie dick.
OPs posts never counted, it was up to all of you and you failed. Again I'm sorry about your luck and better luck next time
Дocтaвляй, блядь!
You could have made up a better story, fagboy. Even if the seat was 10 pounds it wouldn't have permanently mutilated you
Pics or it didn't happen faggot
Op needs to deliver