ITT post stories about how you lost your virginity, wizards get out

ITT post stories about how you lost your virginity, wizards get out.

>be me, 14 sophomore
>start dating this qt mormon girl (16)
>treat her right, but she has a bunch of bs rules about "fully clothed, no touching private areas, only kissing, ABSOLUTELY NO PREMARITAL SEx"
>fucking mormons
>break them slowly one by one, just get her into the mood every time and go further and further
>fast forward 6 months, i've gotten to oral sex and it's almost my bday.
>her best friend is some beta pizzaface and he somehow gets a girlfriend and they're fucking in the first 2 weeks
>complain about it to mormon qt and she agrees to let me fuck for my 15th
>mfw

I lost my virginity at 15, so a girl who was 17 at the time. Fast forward 8 years and she's married to my brother with 3 kids.

The rest of my family thinks it's creepy and weird, whereas I find it funny

age 17. stuck my dick in a legally retarded girl. lasted about 45 seconds. her grunts were too arousing to continue. tru storeeeeeeeee

checked.

Age 9 technically was coerced by a teenaged girl into 'sticking it in'. I only did it for a minute, as well as a few other neighborhood kids that were there, so I don't really count that.

My real first time was at age 14 with a girl that was the daughter of one of my mom's friends. She didn't live that close to us, but they came to visit every couple of months.

>be me
>3
>got raped

Kek ur a real man for that shit user. Truely

13, going into 8th grade. Macked this big tittied hoe off myspace. Total catfish btw but I wanted ass. Walked around our neighborhood and stopped every 5 seconds to dry hump in the middle of the street. Took it to some neighbors back yard. He had really tall grass so it was perfect. Fucked for like 2 hours. Jokes on me though she made me have a bbw fetish for like 7 months after.

>13, going into 8th grade
>Fucked for like 2 hours

bullshit detected.

WTF are you talking about. I last about 5 hours now, but could only last 2 or so back then.

>Virgin detected

>Be me
>Be 17
>Have ugly girlfriend, but virgin, so don't care cuz I got a shot at getting laid
>Fuck her
>girlfriend decides she's lesbian now breaks up with me but we're still friends
>Ugly ex-girlfriend gets hot girlfriend
>girls go to college, I join army
>Ugly girl is terrible at being adult, hot girl breaks up with her because can't stand living together
>Start hanging out with hot girl a lot
>oblivious to her flirting cause I think she's a duke
>finally outright says she wants to fuck me
>fwb
>dating
>married

mfw my girlfriend left me for another girl, then I stole her girl.

I can fuck like a porn star.
Most women really enjoy the sex for about 20 minutes to maybe an hour, but it gets weird if it's longer than an hour.
They usually ask, "are you finished?" because they're exhausted.

So 5 hours for a single orgasm...well, i wouldn't want that user. I would consider that a problem. If i need 5 fucking hours, i can't have quick sex sessions, i can't use free time in the middle of the week...5 hours on a single night is just a problem. Women can have orgasms in less than 5 minutes if you know what you're doing...so, if i was you user, i would go to a doctor.

>go to doctor or something
You can cum more than once dumbfag

desensitized your dick from too much fapping as a kid.

>be 11
>get molested by female babysitter
>end up taking my v card

went better then expected

Oh...so you just don't know how to count...
okay user, have a nice summer.

Kinda long but im bored
16, kinda beta but not really since I didn't let people push me around and even punched out a guy because he was so fucking annoying
>but as a soon as a qtgrill walks past I become tomoko
>spending a year orbiting a nerdy blk girl
>slowly bond over time but keep getting blocked by her childhood friend who was trying to make moves as well
>fastforward to them dating for two weeks but breaking up cause hes too clingy
>mytimetoshine.jpg
>see her standing at the bus stop alone an hour after school
>go over to chat, talk about music for a few minutes and straight up ask her out
>turns out she was kinda waiting for me to do that, she wasn't sure how I felt since I always acted disinterested in dating anyone
anyway we ended makingout/petting for ten minutes before her bus came
>now to the good stuff
>fastforward two months
>things going well except my dick is still dry
>turns out shes pretty christian
>she told me before how her mother was a bible beater, but i assumed she didn't listen to her
>her mom also hates me cause im your typical edgy metalhead
Cont? threads dying so I may just save this for another time.

OP here, interested, cont.

Kek. Is your brother older or younger than you?

>be me, 15
>going out with this 9/10 bi chick (let's call her p)
>go to a party, her lesbo ex is there ( let's call her o)
>o want's to hook up with p
>we all share a joint,I convince them to do a tree way hookup
>go to bathroom
>2 woman at once, feels good man
>p is way drunker than me and o, goes outside and passes out
>me and o keep going
>I'm the only men she has ever kissed ( she had lesbo sex)
>fast forward 2 weeks and o has a crush on me
>we met at a mutal friend house
>enter the house: where the fuck is the mutual friend?
>we are alone, she taker off her dress and we start going for it
>My virgin head had no ideia that I might have sex, so no condons
>she taker a condom out of a old cigarret box and we fuck
>lot's of blood, had to clean up after
>I still hook up with p to this day

Be 18 on wacken open air
Meeting milf and daughter with a friend and another dude, other dude takes the daughter,my friend make out with milf bit whent pissing, I go with milf to her trailer,
mfw having first kiss and first Fuck at the same time with 42 year old milf
Fucked the whole night and smoking weed
In the morning her daughter comes home and wakes us up
Having breakfast and then leave

alpha as fuck user

checked! nice quads

thanks based user

Older by 2 years

I've been going out with a senior when I was a sophomore for 2 weeks and since, had a solid make-out game. Huge senior party coming up and got in due to GF. beers, shots and a few pot puffs and we go down to a room in the basement. We made-out for a couple of minutes and when it was time to get to business, some jerks kept knocking on the door. she loses interest and we head upstairs back to the party. a beer and a joint later, she starts dancing nasty. grinding her ass hard on my cock. the party is now lit and I almost blow my load. she grabs my hand and we hurry back down to basement. gives me a quick bj, put the condom on and fuck. Wasted enough to last longer than I expected before I blew my load. We fucked a few more times, unprotected even, in the course of 4 months before we broke up.