Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Daughteru/Avatar
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (do it on Discord or /trash/ i guess)
>3D is almost always trash
Actual Rules:
>If you're posting you're not lurking
>Number of (You)s = Popularity
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Join the Discord/Telegram Groups and stop coming to the thread
>Come back every 2 months and pretend to be an e-celeb
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rILKm-DC06A
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Post the actual rules.

Bread claiming thread

>Claim your bread
>No Claiming other breads that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No buttery content
>No BP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be gluten free
>If you're posting bread you're not rising
>/waifu/ is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in the pantry

White bread claimed

I claim Elise from fire emblem fates

The breads today are over done and hollow. we need more bakers

bap

Hello Hitagi
spoiler: 25.7 grains SMP-842
bep

Sorry lads I am off to the local Iranian place for more Kefta and pita bread. Take care.

X&Y is the best Coldplay album ever made

Hi Misaki
Good luck, enjoy.

english muffin claimed

Blood is always cute. Idk why

Like that. Blood is just cute.

Ow I see it is just koume being a little monster of cute like normal
Hello
Aw thanks I needed an eraser
I keked
I make good breads!

Feel really out of it today I need to lie down
Thanks for the warm welcome anyway guys I'll try to post a bit more often

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>Yui claimed
hello koume!
boop
hello again

hi
captcha, what about you?
how slowly?

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Noted...take down there. Sounds shady
Two (U)'s so popular
Very tasty. However...I am partial to Rems because it's a rule
>Koume is a cute
And I'm so vain, I can't help myself

I claim this one.

>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
kek

Who is that?

Please to smol one.
Glad to see ya Junie
More cute cheeks

Also included: Homura, Miku and Raphiel

think so?

BoLbI StRoGaNoVsKy ClAiMeD

Nice bake
Those are babbies first waifu, it's only appropriate
Madoka more than Homura, tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=rILKm-DC06A

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Are we going swimming soon??

Hi Jui, how's it going?

I need to kill you... For my dear yuki
I'll be following you okay?
Yuki, I love you!
You're cool!
Yuki looked at me!
So I'm happy!
I'll protect you!
Yuki!
It's all right!
I'll do anything!
I've come to help you!
Let's go home, Yuki
I've found you, Yuki!
Look at me
Don't worry!
I'm happy you asked me to be your wife!
What's this..
It's like a dream!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuno will protect you!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Because I've been looking at Yuki, see?
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Let's go home together, okay? Hm?

A cute little grill

how are you today?
good. I just signed up for a gym membership and I'm almost done with goldeneye.

Hi

hnng cute pic
omg i want to go swimming for real!

Yay, that's great, hope you get properly started going there, feels really good afterwards.

>killing a joke to hate anonymously
eks dee

Maybe Rem would fit the group too.

Here


and


bank accounts are a fucking pain to set up

-squeaks and claims best waifu-

\^_^/

The best girl in this thread.

its been a while, also don't get robbed
awh its like she's nibbling it

Your picture tricked me. I definitely thought that was a smile. Saaaad. However yes. Swimming.
Easy day with a little paper work I'd been putting off. Nothing serious. Still have a little to do. These weeks before big holidays are easy because no one wants to work

I don't see as many Rem lovers

Hi. I have a job now and I just want to cash my check

D: -shakes head nuuuuuu, melon is for

Actual Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
or Daughteru, or random seasonals, or a boat
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
or do so anyway and start a flame war
>Only one claim per user
i can't even prove you're doing it, but pls don't
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
except if you call the lewds
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
and maybe means don't worry just do it no one cares
>Discussion is welcomed
and good ones rare
>Insults must be original
or the same shit you've been saying for the past 2 weeks you've been here
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
any posting means you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
it always is
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
true
>Most importantly, have fun!
guess i'm breaking this rule

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Sup tomo are you in work?
Wait.... koume is. DRINKING WINE! she is to smol to do that!
Like 2 a week
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Wait that wan't you up to?
Pink hair is best hair

Applying for a bank account is basically the same as applying for a job. It's worth doing if you get direct deposit. Less taxes and you generally get paid sooner and immediately.

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its tears of joy!
and i don't know how to swim...
no i'm not black
oh that's wonderful make sure you save up as much as you can
its going to rot if you she doesn't it quick enough!
oh goodness, well at least its better than once a week.

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why are you always posting this?

There were like 3 active Rem posters at some point but I guess that's when it was in season.

hello :)
I hope so too. I start on the 3rd. What've you got going on?
no driving to HQ? no debriefing from M?
any plans for the night?
>pic maybe related
hello angel

I still fucking pisses me off they dont accept the military ID and now I have to wait to get my birth certificate because its in a lockbox
Nah. Save some not a ton

-sits ontop of your head and looks around the thread curiously-

;_; -doesn't understand why you say these awful things about melon-chan-

H-hey g-guys... A-am I a c-cute girl?

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Retards keep changing the rules

You're a nigger.

How much did you get from your check?
Yes it is a bit slow
I sped up to the end
I wants to snug her
>giggles
IDK post more pic

Really? Your bank doesn't accept Military IDs? Which are Government Issued Photo ID cards?

Go to a Credit Union.

There ya go tomoko! What is the chance that you and tomoko will have a similar experience with jobs??
>*Bwoop bwoop*
What about O+?
Thank goodness, Im not great. However with a little work it's not that hard
Shower, clean up I have a lady friend coming to stay over the 4th weekend.

You are stupid.

you're late

but both of those are my rules?

H-how about n-now? I-I want t-to be a doctor w-when I grow up...

Best gyaru claimed. Had to reinstall Clover

ok

I can't find a proper gif of yuno and yuki at the pool. Specifically when she loses her top and the life guard goes and gets it.

hi yuiclaimer, is she going to drink that entire bottle of wine?
ah but why? you should always save up as much as you can until you're 65
w-what? and ikaros is a quality waifu, good choice
of course!
you should always watch one or two right before bed
When you watch or read something before bed it'll stick to your long term memory forever.
why aren't you great, you sick?

Its because some of them are not IDs but gloried base entry passes.
I hate working there and I am keeping a close eye on my hours. I work a 48 hour week today so thats at least 8 hours of overtime.

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That's not nice to say to a young lady like myself >:(

Who wants to live to 65 these days?

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I meant at swimming. However my stomach does feel a little "blech" thank you for your precog sympathy
That face says it all.

Brb in like 30. I'm sure everyone will be here.

Do you like mai waifu?

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-squeaks and looks around for Ikaros but finds none so decides to go take a nap-

Not much to be honest, not feeling great these days.

QUICK box waifus

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Hi

I think that will be fine :)
Wrong tomoko?
Yes you are pretty cute and that is a nice dream why you want to be a doctor
Hmmm I don't have one ether
Aw sound like a plan :)
No problem also I have a fully automatic firearm :)

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Pretty much. See ya

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>boatspam
Is this what hell feels like?
We've had someone who literally posts shit but even they are not as bad as this guy. He posts a different kind of shit.

oohhh? does koume have some competition?
we'll probably split it :o
how are you?
shame. I'm still hoping that this is the year things will get better for you and I.
what's up?

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