Culture Pals /cp/ General

Warzone love edition


Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed) (embed)

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

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interpals.net/KAO_FANG_
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Direct black qts DIRECTLY to me please.

Requesting the VK database again if anyone has it

Those jungle bunnies are mine dutcuck

>Tfw no Russian gf

What do you need looked up senpai ?

An email

whats it like for other countries.

Generally as a Brit. Popular with Asians and Eastern Europeans. Not popular with western Europeans or Americans.

I couldn't imagine Americans would do that well with Russians, because every Russian guy Ive ever hanged around with always goes into a autistic tantrum about how much he hates US.

Be careful...
This is Euro time.

It's actually the opposite.

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what email I meant, I have the db.

though meh only 300 mbs loaded out of 2.8gbs so far.

I always REEEE when opening this

I'll message you on IP, and just use grep it's much quicker (assuming you're on linux)

meh, dual booting and I can't be bothered restarting now so...

and good luck messaging me on IP, no IP :)

shoot me an email on [email protected]

Twelfth for François de Grossouvre.

Oh I thought you're that ludwig guy, sure I'll email you now

Good luck with that email.

You're aware that's an actual cock.li email right?

Does Helena91h keep viewing anyone else? She's viewing me constantly.

>Not having a unironic HelloKitty E-mail

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Bump cause it seems to have slowed a lot

We're all going to bed and americans are still at work/school, give it a few hours and they'll be here

>he unironically sleeps

Where in my post did I say I wasn't going to do it ironically? I sleep with one eye open checking IP at all hours

I get mostly Russians but I'm a guy. Vlad must be butthurt that their women wants us.

>tell qt girl I'm fapping
>she gives lewds, I want more
>she says I have to show dick
>I do, she asks why I lied about being 7 inches mid fap
>boner instantly gone, get incredibly insecure and say I am getting a ruler to prove her wrong
>I am annoyed, because I have to prove her wrong and because now I can't get my boner back up
>she is feeling bad because she was insecure and took it out on me
>have to try to switch between trying to comfort her and trying to get my boner back
>I can't do both at the same time
>She keeps apologizing and says it'd be better if we didn't talk
>blocks me

EITHER SHE FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT IT OR SHE THOUGHT I WAS LYING AND DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL I PROVE HER WRONG. GODDAMMIT IT'S 7 INCHES YOU JUST HAD TO WAIT A BIT

Is that Brit still in some Sardinian hotel??

Booked another holiday with Italian qt as well lads

You should me mad that all we want from you is that sweet green card.

>having such an ugly baby dick that a girl goes from sending you nudes to blocking you
Wew

The same thing happened to me once. Getting a boner is pretty much impossible after someone does that shit to you. Extremely humiliating, especially if they just keep accusing you of lying.

>have to try to switch between trying to comfort her and trying to get my boner back

this would make me rock hard desu

>get lewds from qt Ruskies
>give them nothing in return

Yeah that didn't help the self esteem at all. I wasn't lying about the size but maybe it was just that ugly.

It's not hard to make your dick look big in a picture user

What did "she" mean by this?

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Somebody want her nudes? Cause I'm working on them atm

My test went 50% up just looking at her

>their women wants us

You don't even remember what you wrote yourself?

Lord jesus

Show us your dick and let us be the judges

I've never had to use flattering angles before, so I didn't think I'd have to now. She compared to to a guy who was 7 inches and also used a flattering angle

Anyways after green texting it I feel better. Time to finish my fap

She's BR right? I think she visited me a couple of times.

pretty sure this one blocked me lmao

If you got nudes off this one I'd love you for ever
interpals.net/KAO_FANG_

Kek, you really are butthurt like the Brit said. Your women want our dicks. I get their lewds and do not have to give them anything (including green cards). You sit there crying about the US everyday and how your women want to leave Russia to live here.

Stay ass mad, Ivan.

Yeah she is, why didn't you fuck her already you genius? If I lived in Brazil she wouldn't be walking straight for two weeks after I visited her
My exact reaction
You can't be serious

I'm a very degenerate person user

This. I have a average/maybe thicker than average cock, but with the right angle it can look almost porn-tier.

Only ever gotten good feedback from shy sheltered qts to gays who probably get more dick pics in a day than most girls in their entire lives.

I'll have them tomorrow

I'll give it a shot

Shame on you

what the name of the script that lets you view all the profiles on a single page?

Thank you anons, I'm a sick individual one day I'll be cured

Do you imagine having them on your dick when you look at their nudes?
You keep talking about having them on your dick yet you had none.
And yes, I'm really mad about losing women I'm not interested in.
And even if I was, it's still easier for me get a Russian girl.

>You sit there crying about the US everyday and how your women want to leave Russia to live here.
Haven't seen anything like that in /cp/ in the last 5 or more threads.
And if you're talking about Sup Forums in general, then I have no idea what's going on there.
I don't follow.

Anyway, enjoy your nudes.

Kek, she wrote me a month ago, but I ignored her because she's a disgusting fatty

This will be easy

I have her on skype but I'm no good at this shit

>not mad
>this entire post
Kek

I think I just fractured my test

can i into interpals without a pic of me?

You aren't going to get lewd with anyone and most people will ignore you

You're right, I get offended by everything. Even when it's just a joke or has nothing to do with me.
I should've not even reacted, but I did. But who cares. It won't affect my life in any way and I'll forget about it tomorrow.

Good night.

ah forget it then, i cant i cant.
god dammit
>You aren't going to get lewd
its not like showing my face was going to get me to be lewd with anyone, im the ugliest ,motherfucker

Got her pics in lingerie lads

Took me like 3 messages

I think I fucked up lads

My qt is Indian and I have been telling her she needs to be careful because climate change will destroy rice yields causing famine and war between India and Pakistan, advising she stock food

She wasn't taking it seriously so for the last 5 months I have been sending letters containing grains of rice to her. First letter had 10, 2nd had 8, and so on. Was supposed to represent the decreased rice yield as temperature rises prevent germination

She has stopped talking to me

Is this my fault? She is in denial.

post them

Link then

You're talking on interpals or another app?

Also I'd be genuinely interested to see the conversation to see how it's possible to get that lewd that quick

Are you legitimately autistic

>I've been sending letters containing grains of rice to her
>Was suppose to represent the decreased rice yield

British autism strikes again, gg buddy

You have a pretty good sense of humor user, I like it.

Fairly easy lad

I even acted autistic and I still got them

She don't wanna send nudes, cause it's "bit too early for that"
Tomorrow fags, I'll post the whole set

whats a good webcam for skyping and shit, like makes me look as close to as if you were sitting next to me in real life as possible?

h-how does one get this confident

>Fairly easy lad
t. Chad

>I'm good looking, you're good looking

Only Chad could pull this off and you know it

Ludwig, when I have some better photos, can you help me with this shit. Will send my own nudes to you if your into that.

Ludwig already promised to send me dick pics to an email I left him

That's just a facade, I'm an autist in real life

After she stopped sending me photos I told her I'm going for a smoke and not to go anywhere until I come back

Now I don't know what the fuck am I supposed to do
I would help you if I knew how

Just act like you could do better at all times I guess

This one just visited me Dutchbro

>That's just a facade, I'm an autist in real life
That's not the point, the point is you have a Chad look about you
I'm not a bad looking guy but I don't look Chad hence it wouldn't work for me

post brofile

I already posted it in the last thread, not posting again

QTS ARE RESPOMNN HEL

Ludwig just showed me his penis :3

No, she starved to death because you stopped sending her food.

Send her one more letter with a map of bengal and no rice

>interpals.net/maruka1002
Hmmm yess, totally not a catfish for yellow betas.

if an autist messages u do u respond, I've responded to everyone and I don't want to be mean but he's a strange looking one

:( rude i cant help it

>Turkey
>is actually white
w-what? I don't know what to think anymore.

I actually met up with her friend in real life who was on interpals, and met her as well. She is Russian. Or at least that is where I met her.

Actually never mind, she is of Russian ancestry but lives in Turkey. I remember that she was also visiting Russia at the time. I'm not sure why she has a new accoun tthough, I met her like 2 years ago.

God damn. Is the interpals community this small circle where everyone knows everyone? What am I getting myself into here?

people make accounts every day but only a few thousand have been on there for a while and still get on often

actually it pretty much is because its the same people who have been there for years and sometimes they come back when they delete their account. i feel like i know almost everyone there or at least they look familiar

>talking with German girl
>holidays come up
>she says her favorite American holiday is Halloween
>I agree, and say that I have a few pictures of myself dressed up
>she asks to let her see
>I show her myself in an SS uniform
>blocked

I wish my Grandpa didn't make me such a Naziboo.

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I would say worth it to be quite honest :)

Looks like it's burger o clock

>tfw the ugly mug that viewed your profile slips past adblock

Does she not enjoy a certain religious festivity that occurs this time of the year?

Can I have a hug Serb user?