Hey Sup Forums... do you like... puns?

Hey Sup Forums... do you like... puns?

>Koala Bear Coffee

Bond burger?

bear-ly cup of shit?

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Koala-tea

(Quality, you idiots)

Shaking at the roots?

what?

Seizure salad

What do you call a negative Mexican?

Haha that was great. Lettuce enjoy that pun while I Rome around for some more.

Dont be Russian too much

A mean bean machine

A mexi-canĀ“t

So there was this radio show that was throwing this pun-contest to see who could come up with the funniest ones. I submitted 10 in to increase the odds of winning....
But no pun in ten did.

> coffee
> string from a tea bag

Why are clocks dangerous? because they are armed!

M8 that's old shit.
What do you call a six year old with no friends?

Ain't no one got time for your shit puns.

Autistic

A sandy hook survivor
duh

The little girl Im stalking?

That's not a pun. That's a rebus.

I guess you dont meet the necessary koala-fications