ask a fat closet emo anything
18
male
235 lbs 6'1''
crawls in my skin
wounds wont heal
wishing death upon myself but cant work up the balls to kill myself
Ask a fat closet emo anything
What do you think about Old Gray?
i have no idea who they are
>googles
ok its an emo band.
music taste isnt very imo tbh the most emo thing i listen to is hollywood undead.
Okay, okay
weak shit guys.
the fuck do you have to be emo about?
>legit question
i dont know tbh
its not a conscious decision i made
i dont want to feel like shit all the time
any time i try and retaliate by being happy life finds a way to fuck me in the ass
You have a nice looking cock. I'd suck
Is that your dick?
Try lube
my reason is im a 18 y/o virgin with a legit 2" dick and have 0 confidence to try anything with women but i dont see what youre sad about
thank you
yes it is
my kinda ok dick is the only good thing about me.
Why are you so sad with a dick like that? Just walk around swinging that thing you'll have a great life. Fuck one bitch and all the bitches will know about the mighty emo cock
do you ever cut yourself?
Hey, if you kill yourself and thats your dick... can I have it?
i need it more mine is fucking shit
5.5''x4'' cut
Is your name Chris
mine is 2.5" long and normal width
i win the dick
i tried killing myself once but could dig the scalpel deeper than 3mm cuz im a punk as bitch
then i bandaged the thing with duct tape and toilet paper... worked.
....is my dick that good?
no
Don't be emo, I'd let you put it in my ass pal
its better than most dicks put it that way
Same
What's there to be sad about when you're big hard cock is in a soft warm fuck tunnel
Jack that big fat cock off for us.
Dude I'd offer him my pussy
Post more pics of your cock
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?
its a one in a hundred dick.
fuck off
Get this sad cunt something to get him hard and pulling on his dick.
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man i wish i was gay rn.
id stick my dick between your tits
Gay?
I'd kill to have a cock like that
Nah, femanon
Yes it's a pretty hefty cock. Be proud of that shit. It don't matter if you're fat, shave the neck beard, get a blingin watch, and pull some bitches. You have nothing to worry about
shit, if only getting pussy offline was this easy.
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prove it
I don't encourage you to show random girls your panini buddy
you sound like my type... more photos pls
confidence is key buddy
once you get over the fact that most pussy will reject you then it becoms easier to ask
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Pop it in.
N U T.
wasnt planning on it, personality and looks are trash so it aint happening either way.
Holy schmoly would thigh fuck
most girls are shallow as fuck though
once they know you have a monster between your legs they dont care how ugly you are
If he'd not gonna cock or cum, can some brave user step up and bust a nut
what if i have a certain pussy in mind but the pussy dont want me? and the pussy only wants me as a friend (been friends for 2 years so i cant just up and leave her)
Would you suck me off?
BLACK BOIS HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING A WHITE EMO IS TAKING YOUR BITCHES???
Forget her and fuck a bunch of other pussy. Go into porn, you dont have to look good to be in porn as a guy
Is this bait? I'd love to suck n fuck that cock
Don't stress over one pussy. Believe me bud they're all worthless shores. You just have to enjoy yourself. But I bet if you sent her a dick pic she'd be on your shit
if she doesnt want you then just find another gril to fuck
there is no point wasting your time trying to convince one pussy to open when there will be others out there waiting for you
Tits or fuck off. Put paper in the pic
DO NOT send a dick pick
it will MOST LIKELY end up with her never talking to you again
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you fuck off
Nah matey, not a whore
male or female?
im fat and suicidal not retarded
No one even knows who you are. Loosen up a little. Do it for OP. He's sad today
male like probably 90% of most people on Sup Forums
They're not good tits buddy
nice tuck job faggot...
man just cuz youre anonymous it doesnt mean you have to be a piece of shit
im not very sad anymore all of this is making me feel very good about myself. thank you
She aint talking to him anyways, its his only chance at the woman
Ahh ;) I got ya. Back shot then?
I'm glad you're feeling better, buddy. Try to take it easy alright?
Also, your cock got me rock hard. Can I see some more?
I'm a piece of shit? For trying to be your wingman? Thanks man now I'm sad
sorry but no.
i only have one dick pic.
Someone, get a dick thread going so we can compare sizes
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Id suck that dick. You bang often?
virgin
Damn that sucks. Tbh you have a great dick. Why are you denying women that monster? Low self esteem to hit on girls. Not gonna lie, if you luck out with a chick, she'd keep coming back for that dick alone
pics
i dont actually have a want or need to fuck
id rather cuddle
dude you got lucky with that size bruh
Sure you're not gay?
Well tbh get pussy first THEN cuddle afterwards. Most women I know love that shit. Dont worry about finding or nailing down a broad BUT also its easy to find a chick willing to stick around. Also post more dick pics k thk
dont think he is
Its easy to get ass as a gay guy with a big dick
yea.
i am 100% straight
i cannot pop a boner while thinking or looking at a guy to save my life
We need to get this user laid
He needs to use this monster.
What about traps
probs could.
didnt know Sup Forums was this nice of a place
Yeah i said you werent gay dude lol. But you really outta get yourself out there. Im getting decent pussy with my 6 inch and a decent enough personality. Use like dating apps like bumble or tinder or pof? Get a girl half interested and just send em a dick pic. Theyll melt
Wait nevermind lol
Traps are gay bruh
hey man some traps look 100% feminine dont judge lol
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>Hollywood undead
>emo meme
Cringe, stop, please user
Then you're not fucking emo you faggot.
>Hollywood undead
>not even something like nine inch nails
You're just looking for attention, but trying less than every other self-deprecating "emo" out there.
pfffahahahahahh oh please mighty emo master teach me your ways
>90%
>most people
learn to not retard you redundant faggot
You're young, you've got time.
>loose weight
>take some prozac or something if still depressed
>get gf
>crush puss with your massive dick
all your problems are solved, faggot
thanks for all of the responses.
im going to sleep.
goodnight faggots.