Help me get laid

Help me get laid

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I'll lace it and fuck the shit out of your limp body

*tips fedora* Aye you too, M'dearest Lady! ;)

dubs

Lads im serious

Deliver the dubs you faggot.

Charge your fucking phone OP

Dubs confirm

are you fucking stupid? have you never done MDMA?

Literally get some, ask her to hang out, and you will get laid.

Also, check em.

unless u get that pilly willy

I will help guide you through the process of procreation after you marry her

Wanna do some together tonight, babe?

Find since you are a fucking idiot I will spell it out for you.

1. Meet girl.
2. Take mdma with the girl.
3. ?????
4. Bang the girl.

charge your phone, faggot

Just tell her you want to fuck her brains out on mdma if she says no it wasn't going to happen anyway

you wanna meet sometime?

OP is a fucking faggot, abandon thread.

DID I FUCK IT UP LADS???

Yeah.
Lad.

OP here, dubs decide my next reply

yep, you fucked up

Follow up with JK quick!

you should have just said "I'd fuck the living shit out of you on mdma"

say, send me a pic, and ill send you one too

Did she follow up or skip you laddie

You stupid bitch

You should have followed the first pair of dubs

but make sure to deliver

>always works for me

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

Is she russian?
Text - Aye - Apecтaнтcкий yклaд eдин

It's kinda thug life phrase in russian.

roll

Say "we should spend a night together or something. Maybe watch some movies, get high, and just have fun, what do you think?"

rollig

re rolling

MDMA makes your dick small.

OP, I don't think you need to do anything but get MDMA and meet up with her. now quit being a cocksuckin faggot and go get some.

Hurry up you nigger

god dammit op, you didn't need to say another word just show up with the fuckin drugs. what the fuck is wrong with you.

I was gonna say the same thing. Sh'e down to roll. You would have to be literally retarded to not get tail.

"I guess" this is the problem you cuck, women like confidence not some shakingly nervous weeb that answers like that

DO IT FAG

Holy shit! Did not think it was possible to fuck that up.

Nvm say: we could spend our night together. We can fuck while we're high, it'll be fun! I feel like I've known you enough, and we could take this shit one step further.

Send dick pics with the caption: what do you think?

The only thing you need to say is: I scored some. When meet?

It's MDMA. It does the talking. You just sit back.

Rolling

Post pics of you, fggot. If you're ugly then rip relation

>rolling
I see what you did there

hahah...
>i still dont get it

Can't wait for all you summersfags to go back to school.

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You think i don't know what rolling is? I just don't see what 'he did there'

Op please post update what did she say you don't even have to deliver on dubs that other user framed you for

He's "rolling" and it's a fucking mdma thread, you retard. Still struggling with this?

oh shit

OP herr

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Is it ogre?

Dubs then dubs saying deliver the dubs. Now you need to do deliver the dubs OP.

It's ogre af, OP.

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yep its over

i kinda hope it isnt, gl op

It's not over, it's just over for today OP. You have to let what you said sink in for a few days with this chick.

DON'T. FUCKING. SAY. ANYTHING. ELSE.

Let what you said sit and marinate.

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this

nice thumbnail faggot

Ok

Ill play the long game

This faggot gets it.
Do as he says. Let it sink in. She'll call you nigger

ITT: You fucking idiot

>She'll call you nigger
Already did

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>I like MDMA too


Telling people you do MDMA on your tinder profile

level 10 faggot detected.

Bro, you were supposed to ask her that AFTER you meet up and take MDMA with her.
3/10 for making me reply.

>Bro, you were supposed to TELL her that AFTER you meet up and take MDMA with her.

Fixed that for you.

Low functioning autism