Convince me to get off my computer for a week

Convince me to get off my computer for a week

lol internet

Don't.

lol haha hehe

If you get off the computer, and go outside for a week positive things might happen in your life... are you sure you want that?

I assure you, when you come back one week from today the threads on here will be practically identical when you return.

your computer will be super fast, after giving it a break like that.

Suicide easily.

you life is a shit and in your life you have internet
so if you get off of the computer...

You will try to do the things you were ignoring befor and maby find the flow to keep doing it and eventualy you'll be normal and fuck outta here for good.

LOL INTERNET I'm getting arrested am I?

buy a console
become a console peasant
???
profit

Dubs, OP deliver.

OP here, not sure I'm that convinced yet
Not helping sorry bub hahaa
Yea but what if negative things happen hmmm lol
Lol that's like nofap but that's a meme too fuck outta here
Hey man i got a loooong life ahead of me hehe you can't stop me
My life ain't shit you life shit hehe got one
Jokes on you I'm already a console peasant

Brb making some mac n cheese

Shit I'm all outta mac hehe oh noooo

Guys I can't make mac n cheese but my dad is going to this restaurant and he's gonna bring me some food what should I ask for? He's sitting at the computer with me rn btw

Ask for some bleach

Ima bleach your asshole white boi

Go on Craigslist and subjugate yourself to a week long sex slave agreement. Then you could finally lose that V-card faggot.

>Guys I can't make mac n cheese
It isn't hard... boil elbow macaroni until al dente, drain water. Add cheese a little butter and milk, stir until thick. Ta-da homemade Mac and cheese

I'm all out of it tho

Why are you here while you could look at tanks.