I cant believe im so fking pathetic, im meeting a prostitute in a motel tonight, we're not having sex...

i cant believe im so fking pathetic, im meeting a prostitute in a motel tonight, we're not having sex, i told her i just wanna hold hands and cry, talk about life and shit, discuss current events etc. one thing she doesnt know is that im also gona shoot myself in the head, plan is to play "coldplay - scientist" on my phone then tell the unfortunate prostitute to close her eyes and count from 5 to 1, im gona shoot myself on 3 cus i just cant wait to finally die, farewell my brothers, see you down the road

op is a faggot

instead of fucking her, going for a burger and having a nice night, he decides to listen to coldplay R O F L

at least fuck her first, go out with a bang, don't be a faggot and give us your bank details

please livestream this, this sounds like it would be fucking hilarious

fuck her shoot yourself at orgasm

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

just die

user nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At least kill her too, if you are going to kill yourself.

Lol

livestream OP

excellent bait

7/10

nah im not a bad man, im a good man but life fucked me over, depression, anxiety and erectile dysfunction follow me everywhere i go, but tonight, well, im blasting my head off

I must say I find this hilarious

that's like hiring a landscaper to water a houseplant

some people have it worse and are having much more fun in life than you do. don't be a cuck

Hey user, don't kill yourself. I am not kidding when I say that your life is infinitely valuable. You are worth more than anything you can name. Tough it out.

honestly this sounds awesome... wish I could watch :(

6/10 bait tbh

At least fuck her and buy me vidya first.

And ever a faggot OP was, gentle as a dove drought of love. Gentleness is his pitch and he'll go out like a bitch with a chub in hand and gun in the other while jerks with one thought to the prostitute and another to his mother. He'll discuss his life or thy lack of one and his escort will not have fun as he is a gentle one and shall not touch her bums. Rest, rest OP fuck life like you father did you since you where three. Shitty is he as shitty as his pants as shitty as his music choice as shitty as his ability to dance go into the night pasty in death a you where alive and white. An Hero is what you are and you live in a car.

>Says worth mar then anything
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He created the best game ever tho. Got to give credit where credit is due.

i figured id just kill myself before i go nuts and kill other innocent people, not everyone is a normal human being my friend

Hey man life isn't something to just throw away even if it sucks at the moment, even if your future prospects suck. Go for a walk, just look at shit. Out of a ridiculous set of odds you were born. You have a chance to see, feel, smell and hear. Take it all in and appreciate what you see. Fuck if you wanna die go out with a bang man. Fuck some whores, do some coke, drink some scotch, rob a bank and give to the poor. Don't just kill yourself faggot, fucking live to death

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