You're alone with my drunk wife at a party and she approaches you like this, WWYD to her?

You're alone with my drunk wife at a party and she approaches you like this, WWYD to her?

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ID GET HER DRUNK AND MAKE HER SUCK A LOG OF SHIT OUT OF ANDY SIXXS ASSHOLE

Is it a creamy smooth log?

shes fuckin sexy user

more ass! and doggy please

thanks m8!

cheers!

in the shower

she gets +1 for the thigh highs but no, I turn 360 and walk away, thank you very much.

180, 360 you just did a complete circle

ID LICK HER ASS

give her a bowl of eggs

Where would you put the eggs?

in her mouth

lel

How does she approach me with her leg on a chair? Is she dragging the chair across the floor like some kind of peg leg?

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superconductors maglev

any nice clear full body spread eagle shots?
asking for my cock

Turn 400 gradians and roll away in that office chair.

Take her somewhere private and fuck her.

Over and over, until her drunk cunt is full of my cum.

400 gradians is still a fucking circle, back to where you started

she'd be willing to get her cunt filled

>drunk wife
Nothing. I'm not a felon.

Relation

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>her cunt
'tis a nice one at that user

Then I'd dump every drop I've got in there.

Pound her hard and enjoy her pussy fully, until I cum and pump my load inside her. And then pound her again, cum in her again, until my balls are empty.

fuck her every way i want then laugh at you for being too soft to control her

fucking newfag

not a new fag, just hate fucking idiots!

I call you up mun. Tell you that she is being a right tart.If you good with that then ask if I can smash. If yes Smash. If not no Smash.

Anyone else isn't a very good m8 to you if that's not how it happens.

and yes I know you fuckers have been saying that shit for years. Still fucking bothers me!

Dear Sir. I will try to adress you as a gentleman.
Could you please take your old wife and leave?

Elucidate to her the fact that I'm super gay.

For you, go ahead and smash m8! To take the time to type that out, you deserve a good fuck!

Don't ruin his fetish user.

would but you're at my house for the party!

She has a lot of gay friends, she might be able to get your set up with someone you like!

I can't help it mun. If they wanna do this all consensual that's all fine and dandy. If shes just cheating to cheat that's right rude. This fellow deserves better.

nah I'd ream that all night

Works for me, so long as she isn't subltly trying to lower my defenses to jump my bones.

Wouldn't be the first time... probably wouldn't be the last.

no m8, she might ask you to dance with her but that would be about it, as I said, she has a lot of gay friends and I have to say they are really good people that I enjoy spending time with also! She wouldn't jump your bones

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i would continue to get her drunk, then fuck her once she passed out

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oh shit keep going

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so good...is there sleeping face too?

cheers!

fuck, I want to cum all over her so bad

cum all over her in the sauna! She'll drink your cum!

Throw up and leave the party, she's a total skank

eww old lady, back off

"excuse me ma'am, you dropped your pussy"

Ribbed for her pleasure, senpai.

Hope it's corn, love the fiber, it's good for you!

Point her to the kitchen and tell her to put on some gloves and get to work on the dishes.

make her take off her shoes and impregnate her, all women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen!

Vomit and then go fuck my 19 year old gf.

you want me to make captions of your girl? email me vinnycap12345 at gmail

Bend her over and fuck her in front of you. Request a hi 5 when I cream pie the hell out of her pussy.

Cuckolding... hi five bro!

I'd love to hi 5 you as your hot cum fills my wife's cunt!

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Her expression reminds me of pic related.