Do I really have a "baby dick", Sup Forums? :(

Do I really have a "baby dick", Sup Forums? :(

yes

no, it's huge

It's not that small...

how is that even possible

Oh man this shit is tragic

lose some weight and you will see more of your penis

I've seen babies with bigger dicks

that looks like a fucking turtle
jesus christ

The fuck you mean?

Holy shit man, you know what this means right? You're basically obligated to transform yourself. You have to become a trap. If you want physical love from people, it's gonna be men.

like is that just cold weather or just natural flaccid length

It's very large. For a 3 year old.

5/5 would smother in mustard and call you paul

I look like that all the time.

the fat in the pubic area is pushing forward and hiding like half of your dick, next time you get hard push your fingers down along the shaft and you will be able to feel the actual length of your dick

low testosterone and jew genital mutilation does that sometimes.

just one more of the infinite complications that come from cutting the penis off of a new born.

I'm good in boxers thank you :P

That, sir, is now known as a presidential-sized penis. MAGA!

mods mods mods, this guy posting child dicks here!!!!

you'd make a hell of a trap, lose some weight or be a chub slut i guess

these threads are always a confidence booster

>There is no off season
>12 time state hot dog eating champion

You wouldn't know a child's dick even if someone posted one replying to you, mate.

this is how much of a retard you are.

Stop showing off OP.

God I wish I had a monster like that!

I would let either of you fuck my wife

when my little bro was born he had a bigger dick then you

That's probably because no fucking jew chopped his dick off at birth.

Jews are a disease to this world.

Neh mate, ur fine

I'm pretty sure you make most babies look hung.

That's not a dick it's a tiny clit.

I've had genital warts bigger then your cock.