ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

Was raped when I was 8.

Went to a party in high school, was the first time I ever had booze, wanted to look cool, so I did a ton of shots right when I got there, instantly felt sick, so I went up to throw up in the restroom. The pressure from me throwing up made me need to shit too and I could tell it was diarrhea, I couldn't hold it in so I took my clothes off, got in the bath tub, and shat and vomited at the same time. I cleaned myself off, climbed out the window and came back in the front door. Heard a scream from a girl upstairs that went to use it. No one ever found out it was me.

I drive into the car rider lane at the high school when school gets out to check out the teen girls waiting for their parents to pick them up. I can't help myself.

I like being blackmailed

Then show your cunt or go fuck off.

I'm a guy. I usually show my gf's pics, videos and info so they can blackmail me

Then post her pic with your email.

I fucking love eggs

I'm accepting money from my boss to endure the fact he's fucking my daughter

My GF tickles the inner portion of my anus until I have fall asleep.... every single night... I literally can't sleep without it now

What would you do? I don't do it with everyone

Unless your daughter is underage you should consider yourself kind of lucky.

my friends mom tried to drive me to the back of my fonger

I'm accepting money from my boss to endure the fact I have to work there.

force you to take more pics/vids of her and send them through, creepshots, etc.

shes 21. why lucky?
lol

When I was much younger, before I had my own personal computer, I would watch porn using the shitty internet browser on my 3DS

the 3ds came out like 5 years ago, are you in middle school or something

I still jerk off manualy.

>3DS released in 2011
>am 18
>jerked my willie to it when I was 12 to when I was 14, until I finally got my own computer

I'm 18 and Never touched another person in a sexual way. But I'm fine with it I've never had the urge to masterbate or even engage someone in a sexual way! In fact I find people wantint to have sex is very barbaric and a waste if time

neighbor (drunk and poor fucker about my age,low-life without proper job) in my street has two daughters, and the youngest one became my fucktoy in less then a year by giving her enough attention (counting in emotional and financial)

dump nudes

Im infected with a tapeworm (i literally see it coming out of my butthole once in a while)
I havent treated it since ive been losing weight thanks to it.
This is pretty much the most pathetic thing ive done in my life.

Classic lmfao

That shit is fucking gnarly

not here for obvious reasons

Story time user

Story then at least

eat lots of pepper & pumpkin seeds
it runs the risk of making you sick, but if you can stomach eating some tobacco, eat it. all natural dewormers. if you can only pick one of those, pick pumpkin seeds

If you were older, you could be my wife

Literally

neighbor is a fuck up, she drinks a lot and all

the money he earns goes to booze, his wife must work two lame-payed jobs just to get the

house running, so the girls (2 of them) are left on their own.
they go to school whenever they want, they do whatever they want, they don't have any

authority in life.
the youngest one caught my attention when she was at my place several times to play with

my puppies that i was giving away for free.
since then i called her to come and play with them whenever i saw her passing by.
i was always there for her, we talked, played, joking around and jokes where usually with

sexual innuendo.
i noticed she liked that like every girl her age, and that was the point.
after some time she started opening to me, how she lives hard and they don't have the

money.
so i started giving her money like a gesture, very small ammounts so she can't say no if i

am very pushy.
after some time i started buying her some stuff.
clothes, some things for school, so we became a very good friends but she always kept it

low cuz i am 33 which is just two years younger than her father.
she started coming to my place more often and since she hit the puberty i was the one

supporting her to embrace the bad girl inside she was.
i bought some booze several times,and told her that we can do this whenever she wants but

only two of us alone, cuz that way she will be more up in front of the kids her age.
i bought her cigs she started smoking. i am a smoker to so we just sat there, drank some

beer and smoked a whole pack for the night.
it was the coolest thing for her.
and every time she was a little drunk i was able to turn the party on the playing and fun

side.
so we would tickle, wrestle and do stuff like that, where i could touch her and feel her

body.
after several times she noticed what i was doing but played along..........

There was one time that i almost fucked my best friend's aunt, i couldn't because i haven't got preservatives. it was a month ago, in my friends birthday party

Ive heard about the pumpking seeds, i guess ill give it a try.
How does it work tho? it just kills it or plains disintegrate it?
Also, my stomach hurts a lot whenever i drink milk, and afaik im not lactose intolerant, is it related?

Keep going user I need to nut

we don't use free verse enough here on \b\

You fucked dup

femanon here

>be me
>18 years old, social recluse
>recently acquired first bf
>making out
>bf mentions my heavy breathing
>think of something to say back
>"feels good man"

>mfw we pause because he cant stop laughing
>mfw i realize im meme trash

why the fuck would you do this when there are over-the-counter worm treatments that work much better?

i don't know for sure how it works, tbh, user. i just know it's supposed to work

pumpkin seeds are so good tho. don't tell me, tell him

after some time i started touching her more often, even when she is not drunk, and i saw she wasn't

into it at all so i told her while hugging her to put a hand in my back pocked.
she did and found a phone i bought for her.
the smile and her face was crazy wide and she hugged me strong, so i used the chance to kiss her neck

and lick it with my tongue.
now she let me do that too.....
i knew the money can do stuff with her.
my hands were all over her body that night and i didn't go down but played with her nips over her

shirt.
since she knew this was nothing that bad, in fact from her breathing i knew she likes it a lot.
after some time and several lil puss, and rubbing over pants before letting me dryhump her.
i came in my pants so many times, i took her hand several times and place it on my hard cock while it

was hard.... and also after when i cum, just to make her curious and feel my wet junk, and what she is

doing to me.
it took me two weeks more with dryhumping and some more money to finally fuck her.......
she has the tightest pussy ever, and i was her first.........

>breaking the rules right off the bat

Ill check it out, thanks.

Posted about this yesterday but I dated my girlfriend for a year and a half without realizing she was a trap.

Heroin addict

...

it's been like three and a half years i think, since i am fucking this lil cutie and because of me and stuff i bought and taught her..... she looks like this today.
nobody knows this about us, and the fact i am the reason she is like this now, i mean, at least we try to keep it low, but recently she is at my place more often, sleeps over for 2 or 3 days and stuff like that. almost like a proper relationship.

gtfo normie

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN??

DID U NOT TRY N FUCK THE FIRST WEEK OR SOMETHING??

HOW DID YOU FEEL AFTERWARDS??

i have a foot fetish

How could you not tell... Like seriously? Pic?

Denial is the first stage of suicide.

please leave Sup Forums forever. you are part of the cancer

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.

Best in Show right here, gents.

I want to fuck tons of my cousins. Also I fap to their used socks, panties and shoes.

I fucked another girl with my girlfriend's consent.
Now she wants to fuck someone else too.
I don't want too, but i don't want to lose her either.
How fucked am i?

I like to pretend i do fucked up shit on Sup Forums secrets threads because im a loser with no life.

i sure hope this story is fucking made up

Daily reminder that these threads may very well be started by cops or intelligence agencies trying to dig up dirt on people...

On Sup Forums you are only anonymous to other 4channers. Not to Sup Forums, and not to the police if they choose to go after you.

At least use a VPN or something, or preferably Tor.

I say this reluctantly, because I think it's really important that more people realize how common underage sex, incest, animal sex etc. really is, and that it isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just want you to stay safe.

Fuck off

I sleep with 15 and 16 yr olds who work for me. Its fairly easy

go jack to loli somewhere else pedo

Confession time, I'm a female and love to watch porn that's a bit noncon, seeing a bitch over powered gets me wet.

same man, really creepy stuff

no it's not, and i am the happiest man alive.
yeah i brag a lil but i am really enjoying going out with her and i take very good care of her so i also make sure she enjoys as well. still not sure if her emotions are at place but if things go as this for a year i plan on going to another step with her.
and as she gets older our age difference will not go as noticed as before

How about no, fuckface.

Go back to your censored mainstream normie bullshit. Get the fuck off Sup Forums.

I listened and jerked off to my slut sister getting tag teamed by her bf and his friend

We just never did anything really sexual during the first year and a half in our relationship. Every time I tried she would tell me she was uncomfortable so I didn't want to push her into doing something she didn't want since I honestly liked her. After that year and a half she finally trusted me enough to tell me about truth. I wasn't happy at first. I remember being very angry and upset with her. I called her things I shouldn't have but after a while I had time to calm down and I realized I genuinely liked her and enjoyed the time we spent together. It didn't seem right to just throw away the happy relationship we had going on just because she was a "male".

She looks exactly like a girl. There was nothing that indicated she wasn't.

Sup Forums won't let me use my VPN so it's useless to try to warn us.

your'e going to die if you don't remove that thing

I'm holding back destoying my ex girlfriends life by
reporting her drug taking professional parents (they have younger ones) to social services
reporting her new boyfriend to police for drug dealing
reporting her mum to NHS for being a cokehead midwife
reporting all of this information to the american summer camp she's currently a volunteer in
laughing my ass off on the way to university as I finally win.

>not molesting underage girls
>normie bullshit

they're going to be fucking confused by all the bullshit I post then.

>my secret: I work as a carer for disabled people and occasionally fuck a retard

My mom asked me to "repair" her phone (repair meaning delete all of the junk she downloads from facebook so she can get updates from google play)
She forgot to delete all the "naughty pics" she has sent to all of her friends.
With all i mean 19 guys in her friend list who she has been sending nudes to.
I dont know what the fuck to do.

>have cousin who I was always super close too
>she's super fat and ugly her parents never taught her self control bought fast food every night
>whenever she came over I'd give it my all to give her the best weekends
>eat whatever we want, play whatever games we want, Drive her around to the mall and bought her clothes and whatever stupid shit she wanted
>did it at first since I was scared she would kill herself since everyone at her school bullied her and she never brought home friends
>but to be honest I did enjoy her company
>2 years later
>She lost so much damn weight and and all the remaining fat went to the 'right' places
>she was a knockout at 14 yrs old If you saw the old pics you'd call me a liar for saying it was the same person
>with her weight loss came attention. Guys wanting to get into her panties mostly.
>I was so damn proud the first time she told me she would be staying the night at a friends instead of coming over
>but things changed
>last weekend we were doing our usual routine when she got weird
>she told me that alot of guys had been asking her out and she'd probably have a boyfriend soon
>"oh cool"
>I was about to say something else when she started to cry
>she started ranting about how everybody treated her like shit when she was fat and everyone was fake, all the guys that used to bully and ignore her now wouldn't leave her alone.
>"I just want to find a boyfriend like you user, someone that likes me for me not my body"
>and then I fucked up
>i put my arm around her to pull her in for a comforting hug
>as I went for it she turned her head and stole my first kiss
>our lips touched for a second before I jerked back all the blood gone from my face
>i must have made a bad facial expression
>because after that she turned as red as a tomato and locked herself in the bathroom until my aunt picked her up
>That was last week and shes been ignoring all my texts and calls
>did I ruin the only bond I had with my cousin?

>what is the most common kink for women
not much of a secret if 50% of the population has the same

Post pic?

blackmail her for sex user

Stories?

Super fucked

gimme her number I'll have a serious talk with her about online safety and personal respect

I was in love with this girl my senior year in high school. We became super close friends ended up going to college together and eventually getting an apartment together. The walls were paper thin and she was constantly bringing guys around. I used to jerk off to the sounds of her getting fucked with tears running down my face.

Story?

fuck your cousin

Read this. A tapeworm is one of the main characters.

Same but on a dsi

That's really common actually... From my experience girls don't watch so much porn. But when they do, it's usually not the boring, romantic stuff for women that gets them horny. Women like to see rape, BDSM, brutal fucking... some even fingerfuck themselves to snuff vids.

Ironically, women in the form of feminists are the very people who want to throw men in jail for taking just the SLIGHTEST bit of initiative close to what women actually get off on. According to feminists, an experienced man who reads your signals and knocks you off your feet without asking for instructions along the way has "raped" you. So feminists instead create a world of docile, boring, passive men who are scared of doing something "objectifying". Feminists deny women what they really long for, and punish the men who give it to them very severely.

Also, feminists seem to think all porn is about rape, and they generally want to ban it. Maybe because rape is the hottest thing they can imagine? It's like religion: They're scared of temptation, and loosing their system of control.

Glad I'm not alone then.

Dumbass you should have just fucked your cousin

10/10 advice.

After my GF cheated I'd occasionally think about them banging when i was banging her and it made me cum faster IDK why

I work in fast food. The girls that work there tend to be the daddy issue types that are attracted to authority. One summer i got more lucky than usual i ended up finding out the girls were had some type of pact or something where they were all trying to sleep with me.

she hot now
?
weigh the options: crazy hot, u got unicorn?

If you reported all that stuff you would be worse than scum, and deserve to die.

Seriously, being that psycho bitter is low. It's fucking pathetic.

I can see why she left you.

She's at a very fragile age right now. The last I want is her looking back and remembering me as the creepy cousin that molested her at her weakest moment. Dumbass.

Nothing you haven't seen around here already. If I go to their houses and they are not in or there's no one around, I check their dirty clothes to fap to them. Usual stuff, smelling panties or wrapping them around my dick and cumming in them. Same thing with socks but with shoes I haven't cummed in them, just smelled them and fapped. I'd really love to know of a way to approach the topic of having sex with them or for a way to slip sleeping pills to take pics and cum in everything I can find while they sleep.