Damn... what do i send next Sup Forums???

damn... what do i send next Sup Forums???
0-5 decides

say that you will nake beutiful children and want to see her insides

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checked

LOL

guys what do i do

Send her a dick pic chicks LOVE that

ok now say i am the mightest and you will bow and soon make me a prince

"There are a lot of things you don't know about me... they call me the pussy pumbler for a reason"

Do this

I would like to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

do this

stop making fake posts

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gotta do this op

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"I'm sorry, I don't have any ill intent, you just drive me absolutely wild, and I can't get you out of my head."

oh nevermind, you ruined it. lmao

Say " a bunch of 4 chan people made me say that and I really like you " we need a happy ending

fucking ruined it

say "i care about you... now let me grab you by the pussy

That was a hearty fucking kek

i cant get you out of my head, thinking about yoh in the bathtub

roll

josh you fantastic retard what are you doing

actually had a chance with her, then fucked it up lmao

send nudes bitch if you care about me

HORK, HORK, HORK HORK, SKREEEEEE

DATS MY MATING CALL. WHATS YOURS??

>pussy pumbler

did you mean plumber or pummeler?

If I didn't know any better I'd say you're a pussy fumbler you gay ass retard

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best to go out with a bang if ur gking to get rejectef

REROLL

Damn we suck , OP probably wanted her

Watch out nigger, the Klan is gettin' bigger!

You'll be clean after I eat that cooch

kekkk

Cunt fuck off then

PLEASE

Reroll

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I've already thought about our sons name baby

Warsh up in the tub you filthy whore

And on the off chance that this is real, never just "ask a girl out" like a 4th grader. Ask her to the movies or to dinner or some shit.

KEKKKK

Get

Rerull

Dubs and you send her the link

I'm the one with the knife, I make the rules. Now show me some titties.

Re roll?

Rrrullls

I AINT NEVER GON STOP LOVIN U BITCH

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"thats now how this works"
I think she's coming onto you

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say, now should i make like a tree and leaf my house and go tk yours?

jesus why did you do this to urself

Listen, i am horny! how about I come over and we do what we should have been doing earlier.

"Listen darling, my ability to murder your nethers is second only to how well I can steal your heart"

god damnit you moron...there's literally no salvaging this.

Sorry, that was my brother. He's acoustic.

I see you already know how to play the rape game. I'll be right over.

TBH I really do think I love you Mel, I was just sending some bs some dudes on a forum were telling me too as a joke... we should go out some time

Take a stand, join the Klan

lol roll

SAY I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT SO LET ME GRAB YOU BY THE PUSSY

ur poosy like the ham sammich, all floppy an sheeeit!!!

Reroll

TAKE A STAND JOIN THE KLAN

Stop ruining it you fucking faggot

All these summerfags believing this shit is real. Abandon thread, faggots.

Pls dubs?!

Winkek

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faggot

Sometimes I let my phone vibrate on my balls when it's you texting me.

Fuck you

okay.. MAYBE you can salvage it by claiming it was your friend/cousin/brother who stole your phone, and that she wasn't the only one he texted that crap.

then you actually might stand a chance. otherwise you fucked yourself over..

take a stand join the clan

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I never thought i could stick my dick in a rubber duckie.

Hi

sorry my dad stole my phone LOL

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Just tell her you eat ass. Then you'll have her.

Ok honey, I'll let you on a something straight and it ain't me, ya dig. My daddeh found out I'm gay and I wanna prove him wrong by rocking your boat.

SAY YOULL GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY YOU FUCKING RETARD

Stop hijacking the thread you Sperg.

Te voy a comer el culo

Reroll lol

THIS! Then say its not a bad idea and ask her out for realsies!

kek

fuck off bitch

reroll

I VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!

REEeeeeeeEEEE!!!

No wn
Te van a llover piedras si hablas español aqui

do it

Send her a pic of your dick

Winrar

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Rolaids

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