ITT: We fake a language we don't speak as best we can.
Finnish: Jituun Sakaan Kiraakisaastivoumo karaamastvo Kakaastvimoumi baikalenneomasta
Pick any language you're only vaguely familiar with and type out what it sounds like to you! No leafs allowed.
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Szpczemzsil Pszowszczewski rzeplo kurwa tak pierdolszczi co ti robisz?
I'm sorry, I don't even know.
CHING CHONG PING PONG
Vodka kalasnikov kosmonaut kremlin babushka privyet suka blyat kurwa sputnik tovarisch
That was my attempt at speaking ukranian thank you
DER RÜHE IST DIE SCHLAGEN AUF DEM MAGEN ABER DIE SCHÖNSTE FRÖGENMACHT ES
*plays train simulator*
This is a fun idea for a thread
Hindi: juptar analayus na poltokin
ayy ayy ayy locos tacos salsa puta cabron mariachi vatos
Tosta penenasoso pefivo cos. Tolacho ajonso stículacio su pa cincontrories, denepulodente el retastisocho. En de blen a y erolos deadas. La ars defión y ióntigula antióndo parseten.
jing hao ma shu
ji ren haohao zheshi xishu shihau
wn fome ql teni la tula chica
Is this supposed to be Portuguese?
Tamam olur, cok saviyorum binbir gece, Haydn bakalum sus kopuk. Hayvan tefterli Burek coklu lokum pasha.
>Australian
Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.
Bene tamimdelimogzurlukicin ic belindim benim hamilinim iczicin
Gantzen pfulten ausgaubnen abn? Panzerpolizei Blitzkriegen total Kontrol auf gesicht.
Congratulations both of you can speak better turkish than our diaspora
Oui pas le falé champé bon mer fateux froi.
Der ausgeeinmachtlichkeites kruptlischer ausbedanklichiges aufgeuberuntermann ist im einhinausverbautern
You're a regular Bismarck
Gwenfythlel coght befufelin aerfhuth
WGVEgrwrgbbgrw tvewvgwvrvwgwrb naam goeeert beeeean
Dutch
Jaan wijk ovaarjen tooeskan ajarwo*insect noises*ek mij yoekwan oof kanker nederdraad
Swedish: *sug sug sug* giva meg mere din stoe poik faen *sug sug sug* Jag liker penis jag *sug sug sug sug* Mohammad vera med deg *sug sug sug sug* Jag elskar korv som bare faen *sug sug sug*
Cyka blyat
annyeong. aneun sarang deneo aramnida. hadeul icho samdayo, parabnida. ida ida ida ida. gumdo deneun peollyeo ssiseo.
perdochen sprechen trahen popen
Vi använder mycket mer Å'n, Ä'n och Ö'n i vårt språk
Ich wölle spilergerten du von freiglutenkangen und eine gleichenflammen und viel wertengiegenjung bis unterschmackenkaufenbleiben
mita sverige vittu norge vittumaa roihuvuori perkele suomi
Hej, jeg er fran noreg. Hur er liget med er? For meg er det toppeskunt
Is this Russian-German?
AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGREAAAAAAAAAAAAATWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNONONONONONONONONOWWWWWWWWWWTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are the first words I learned from American tv. Just scream those words loud and clear and everybody will love you
>No leafs allowed.
meh
>magyar
szall megelekelet ökegyed bezsegyetok csagad
Shit one broke through, let me brush up on my canadian, *AHEM*
Canadian: Hey there hoser, no need to look like a goof. I know you might be simmering a bit because of the 'no leaf's rule' but I'd greatly appreciate it if you would kindly not post in this thread. I don't mean to seem rude, you can keep posting if you feel like it but you'd be doing a good thing otherwise. Have a nice day, sir.
Leugen nijkjkjkjkjkjk ajsplift frikandel fiets zeevoegelen mosselen Antwerpen chinees kruulbrodje
looks sort of legit on a first glance
nice
EU FALO PORTUGUES HUHEUUEHUHEUHUEHEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHU O SUL E BRANCO
Tote i’oú diratu de e ins la indê jurukajn necţionessenò ki va, cogniv. Pertâ ye su se galwa perque gadon şi iu po disquis.
La porê anent kul oke públicon
oun à grogrup anm lè orelignoa, è con pèrteravatentro drê fan des propri senpai coneririé se parimedivivanna, dè drecon perite. Artintată o la ino betachoun lignon-viduo se i acifropro.
Perfide Albion: yes athorney heth gragh poshle therand a winstoogh pleeve th th th th faggot
>nijkjkjkjkjkjk
what
That sounds like pretty fluent leaf there bud. Mind if I challenge you to some french canadian?
french canadian is a mistake, don't mention it.
Зкщ Eкгьз ынлoц шк ц ))))))))))))) вaц eфлкц И
i'm not creative enough for this thread
diaspóra geci, miért kell ezt csinálni?
nem baszol át senkit ezzel a hozzászólásoddal
Det klar inte bra med middag och det flikka
i speak slav language like true soviet with no consonants only western fascist use vowels like 10 year old girl or homosexual
rskjrlsjrlsj tksrjkljer trksjksjkr krsjrk rkrrrkjrr rkrr rrkr jrjkkrl trlkrj rkjkr jls lrjkltjrk rjrljrljrkjktyykj rkrjktjkr ky jkrkj kjykjk jrljlsjk jrljw lrtlkltk rkj kljsk rjlks rsjksjetrjs k kstrsr krskr ksr rttrtrtks krstrtrstsrs
OOoOo AaAAa INI BA BINI BA BINO VINO GABA GOOLIO MIA FAMGILIA PIZA FRESCHETTA m'ZA
ween hoopt de menner waz nederland mijn zwejkt
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa cyka blyat xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Oi cunts, put some abbos on the barby m8,
Lorem ipsum ave circa et al post hoc ergo procter hoc hail septimus ultra
cheeki breeki iv damke
Cлaвия чeлoвeкы пют вoдкa вчepa нa квapтиpии
ACHTUNG SCHNELL AUTOBAHN VOLKSWAGEN OKTOBERFEST DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL BRINGEN SI MIR FEGELEIN LOS LOS LOS
CHI
cyka blyat tovarischi cheeki breeki van damme Cлaвa кoммyнизмy cлaвa мaтepи poccии
jag tycker ov massiv kuks
massiv kuks i min anus
jar är ful bög
Korean
CHUNG Chung chung chung Chung CHUNG Chung chung chung chung si mi da
>Chechen
Doghkladsh zudalai kos aslaniz zhumaya
anyàtok kurva magyar rozcok tokyur anyàtok anyàtok anyàtok
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Man patiikaas eestaas savaas kakaas.
American English:
Bum did dang naw muh boon traytray dog bix nood mofugga
Makupa nong dala'a petepa ngu'o kolel'e
o jeronao du puta sontres falinho sandes appeciano a dus melonas
soy la cobrones del jalegata jajaja del vaduz :p
Hungarian:
És a hagyarban kederlek, a főzvos édem egy az ottortek. Hogy étterendes kedem sár.
厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦
mandolino mafia la pizza bambino spaghetti dio cane
Sverige elsker pikk og sæd fra muslim vennene sine
diu lei lo mo sap sap sui ngo si sek si
oh my fuck motherfucking fuck yeah what the fuck oh my fuck
cool
krankenwasssuen ich dineie strussel strudel pretzel pretzel heil hitler
That looks like level of Donkey Kong
fahkin too fahkin roight m8 feesh n cheeps let's gao watch the fahkin foodie m8 or maybe the loig
büzgürü oyunlar türkic koclu halva
Romanian
pentru feturul cum cazmati ploenc fet marcisor
Greek
efta promethi ton kaio nixamo mpostou kefailon
Turkish
cok izyeme boldur nefel mismir idriye kamali efker
Serb
kako dali malo mismo dzeka iste valo jebem nio
Arükhn Nhaz Khan kmyr aysaz tekkün?
Rchnazdür ay naylaman türkdür.
woah
heh
got em
Ching chong wang lin san ding dong
>that done not good with dinner and that girl
what
Cvyvnyv nyvnd vvndyv cnyvnvv cgnvidd
>cvvmycvnynvyvnynvyvmvmvyvnvyd
Keek
well, ehm you know, i mean, it's like, i mean, it's like ehh, well, just like ehmm basically ehhh basically hi
shalom aleichem! oy vey goy, kibbutz ehud barak gefiltefish shoah six gorillion!
>no one tries to imitate french
ahhh croissant voulez-vous muier pule souffle avec minette
hon hon
Je me rends honhonhonhon
Megszoptod te geci
Menj a kurva anyádba
hon hon hon oui oui madame mon baguette dans le beurette
more like CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
Swedish perhaps?
>Slovene
Oče naš kateri si v nebesih posvečeno bodi Hrvaška
hon hon hon je t'aime le surrendre hon hon