/brit/

Arthur edition

Donald the Ant

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Motto had a patient who committed suicide from the Golden Gate in 1963, but the jump that affected him most occurred in the seventies. “I went to this guy’s apartment afterward with the assistant medical examiner,” he told me. “The guy was in his thirties, lived alone, pretty bare apartment. He’d written a note and left it on his bureau. It said, ‘I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.’ “

fucked it sorry lads, pls recycle for the next one x

powerful...

taxation is theft

Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?

HOWLING AT THE OTHER TWAT WHO LINKED FIRST AND MISSED A DIGIT

Grim

If that guy at the back is 190cm how tall is the girl?

fucking state of manlets

tbf its apparently common for suicidal people to make plans to kill themselves and then do it differently.

i-it was my first time
no bully pls

the gf

went to see boss baby at the cinema with the family today

LE BASED BLACK MAN! UPBOATZ FOR TEH COFFIN DODGER RIB IN PIECES EPIC OLD GUY!

>paid 500 in tax last week

roooo

agreed
cannae wait for /ancap ireland/

Entitled cunt...how often does the avg person get smiled at?

Been doing a sad for the entirety of 2017, see no reason to stop for the foreseeable future either.

>got exams in a week, trying to study
>gf throws a fit because I'm not paying enough attention to her
>pretty much says she's breaking up with me after exams

Ah yes, women.

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he looks a bit shorter than her because of the perspective and the distance that hes at

looks like shes about 180cm

>no qt leftie paki gf

>went to see boss baby at the cinema with the family today

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How was it

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Arrogant runt, why did he deserve to be smiled at? Was he smiling at anyone else?

make it your last one too
will be making a new thread when this hits bump limit haha

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Gay

could not think of a worse way to spend my last day off before going back to wagecucking

this is actually a very pretty gf


look canada i give you a hard time but as long as you keep posting qts you can stay.... these are your best posts

I get smiled at all the time

I am handsome tho tbf

been getting angrier but also calmer desu

was it as stupid as it sounds?

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>bed .. *sigh* .. time

Liking this pepe posting. Always cheers me up.

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alright cool thanks

2bh its probably been a long time coming and shes been looking for an excuse and finally found a good opportunity to tell you

guy on the right looks literally just like i look right now, down to the clothes and everything

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they were put on this earth to test men

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been doing one for a couple years now hahahahaha and the pills? they do nothing

>people posting Easter the Toad thinking it's Pepe the frog
Lads

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cute video

what the fuck is the deal with people who speed?

was driving through my neighbourhood where there's always kids playing and people crossing the street and this fucker behind me is tailgating

when i turn into another street he honks at me and drives by doing at least 70km

these cunts need their licensee taken away

Was a mediocre kids film. Perfectly fine but not great

brother wanted to see it

fantastiche pepe

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might start going by my middle name desu

note: my middle name is taylor

Tbh it's not even that, just that she's a bored runtlet. Wants me to go running to her and "talk about us", but I literally haven't got the time so she can get fucked.

>"you can stay", says the yank in the /brit/ thread

lads which drug is the best to do with mates? considering some mushrooms with the lads but i dont want to have an awful trip

have never heard of "Born Leader", why put his name in massive letters on your film poster? if it was a recognised voice talent I'd understand

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Alri big ears haha waheyy

business idea: men enslave women

lads unironically call me sibo, which is kinda like deano

ich hatte einen Kameraden

fuck off you granny
although I only speed when appropriate, tailgating is cunty behaviour

Did you know that the best complexity for any comparison based searching algorithm is O(nlog(n))?

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lower class trash with no regards to life or the law

gotta go fast kiddo

gets you places faster and it's fun

i'm not doing 70 in a 20 but there's nothing wrong with doing 40 in a 30 or 80-90 on the motorway

hello is this /cum/?
no?
there's a lot of fucking yanks in here that need to fuck off

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one time a guy in a big black pickup truck was tailgating me and i ended up slowing down to 30 mph, swerving to not let him pass, and then speeding up when he tried to other times. then i totally stopped for a few seconds before pulling into a driveway and rolling down my window and waving at him. he yelled he was going to beat my ass but oddly he just drove away. would've kept fucking with him but there were people behind us piling up

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shan't be going to work tomorrow

ich habe keinen Kameraden

Dumb toadposters

>80-90 on the motorway
genuinely still too slow

*punches you in the face*

I made this pepe about 4 years ago when I was in sixth form

Funny how these things get around.

i know exactly what you mean

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honestly how hard is it to copy and paste? how did you even manage to fuck it up?

really depends on the circumstances

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take him to see this next, the current movie im shilling

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miss the yank who used to spam anti leaf posts

the only place where its appropriate to speed is on the motorway

why the fuck is it ALWAYS the cunts in big pick up trucks?

the fucker who was tailgating me had a big blue one with a dirtbike in the back

what are you searching through? surely you meant sorting?

Did some truffles in Amsterdam with my mate and it was pretty nice. You just sit in the park and appreciate how aesthetic everything looks.

Very dangerous behaviour that lad

It's probably my favourite, cheers

probably hanging out with a few lads in a flat with some food