How does Sup Forums like their pussy ?

How does Sup Forums like their pussy ?

Do you like flappy lips or smooth labia ?

Also, ITT the quest for the perfect puss, show me your best !

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Lol

Fine shemale pussy right there.
He should wax rather than shave though, ass hair can be a real turn off.

Well if it's the only pussy he can get I'm not going to argue.

that's a pringle or I'm just fat

Riley Reid has the perfect pussy. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

Pussies with super tight lips tend to have a bit of an odour and don't get the whole shaft wet. I prefer longer lips for those 2 reasons plus it's easier for your cock to just slide in without guiding it.

MOAR !

Shy Angela

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I like the beef inside the sandwich. Never really was with a beefy lady. Just some black chick that kept reminding me of horsepuss

>implying Sup Forums has ever had sex with a female
>implying Sup Forums has ever touched a pussy
>implying Sup Forums has ever even seen a real live pussy

Here's how:
The number of niggers that have been inside her is greater than 0, therefore guaranteeing its impurity.

And

Don't worry, we all understand that you haven't.

Its fat, dumbass. Ive had better pussy for sure.

I like pussy I can get.
It don't matter to me if she's fat, or can take a 2 liter bottle in her cooch, or has a clit that looks like a tiny dick, as long as she's giving it up, I'm happy.

>judging porn stars by their purity

Noice !

It's not bad, not perfect, but not bad. I kinda want to suck on her clit.

>He

You mean she.

Lol

Actually I meant SHe.

Did you just assume his gender?

Hakuna matata, vagina dentata.

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I'd hit that.

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This is my girlfriends pussy. I love it, but I understand everyone has their thing. Just wanted to share.

Aw, it's like a cute little tortellini.

I full support your decision about her pussy being perfect.
>be me living in the uk
>have slept with plenty of females of different variety emo,bimbo, chavs and "normal"
>70% have flaps like fucking curtain drapes

Thanks

That's because the U.K. doesn't circumcise.

I like it well groomed. Don't care if roast beef, clam strip, or coin slot.

R. Reid or "light" as she is called on set is a star. Her Pussy does not have an odor. It's perfect and taste like strawberries. I have been in 3 scenes with her. She is amazing. I hope all of you burn in a fire.

Awwwwwwwww.

That pussy is adorable. If I saw that at the humane society, I'd adopt it on the spot.

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You've never even seen a pussy IRL, and yer mum's doesn't count m8

She's the only porn star whose name I bothered to learn.

I love that she's smiling in most of her stuff. Actually looks like she's having fun.

This

protruding inner labia. pic related is almost perfect, due to how much it resembles my ex's pussy (nicknamed the catcher's mitt)

That pussy looks good

just for clarification, protruding inner labia with thin, basically nonexistent outer labia. SIMPS are disgusting

Yep', I even decreed it.

I have living proof. I think you might be projecting.

>trying to prove he's been laid on Sup Forums

Ok bud

>i have a pic from the internet
>this proves i have seen a pussy IRL

OC

OC

4/10
would fugg, would not marry

I've always wanted to try that kind...

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How do I like my pussy? Young and fresh.

feels alright, but it's better when the flaps are spread evenly around the whole thing

>literal oyster pussy
would eat with a squeeze of lemon, with asparagus and white wine on the side.

my fav - lilly ford

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Like this

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I'd play paper football with her.

I'd play anything with her...

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Whoaa she has 2 assholes

Your gnarly cock isn't much better than any of the meat curtains out there. Be happy with what you have. It's not like any amount of science will ever be able to tell who or what you've had sex with and with proper care you can go from easily popping out a baby to tight and strong as a steel vice. Humans are squishy and easily molded into any shape. If you're not dirty for sleeping with ten hood rat 1's shes not any more or less dirty from sleeping with five 6's though they were probably still douches.

>TLDNR: Everyone's junk is weird. People can change their bodies if they try hard enough. The amount or quality of sexual partners makes absolutely no difference to how pure your shit is and most STD's can easily be cured.

My gf

Good movie user

>full of bugs
lost my shit

thin landing strip is best. wide landing strip is worst

This is what I imagine a sad pussy would look like

Almost nobody in this thread was saying anything negative about anything that was posted.

Hell, nobody even pointed out the little bits of toilet paper stuck to my asshole.

Question, how many people can a girl sleep with before shes undateable to you? Would you date someonr if she's had casual sex before? Serious answers pls

undateable? 20
unmarriageable? 2 is too many

If the p-units tight
I'm alright, alriiiigghhttttt

I had a thing with this girl and we stopped talking for 2 years, i apologized and now she's banged 3 guys in that time period. Wwyd? I kinda want her, maybe even for long term

number of partners doesn't affect me .. I know I've had my share

When her underwear has a "Nathan's" sign

pump & dump, user. more than 1 cock means she can't stay loyal

3 guys in two years? that's it?

If you're insecure over how many partners your partner's had, you're probably a faggot who can hardly get laid himself.

WOW Cherie Puss nice post bud

wow very nice

You're not wrong...

Why assume everyone on Sup Forums is autistic virgin? I'm 20 married with a kid and I still get pussy.

How many until you're undatable?

Try switching all of the gender pronouns and see what changes? If anything works one way but not the other, it's basically social BS made by our misogynist society, The sooner we quit slut shaming the sooner you can get a bj from your sister during breakfast without society thinking you're a perv. Help bring sex down to off it's pedestal.

>being this naive & ignorant of the statistics

sounds good, user. would love a bj from my sister

But what if no other girls are lower than that number?

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then society has become too degenerate and it's time to GTKRWN

one is a dimple

Explain pls

My limit is about 10. If she's young and had more than 10 dicks she's a whore. But whores are good for fucking not dating.

If i was a girl i also would not want a guy with many sexual partners. Stfu, nothing to do with gender

Dude if you didn't talk for 2 years she assumed it was over and moved on. The guys she slept with were new boyfriends, not one night stands to cheat on you, stop thinking you're the fucking center of the universe.
If you want her for long term, first find out if she feels the same, then ask yourself if you can handle a relationship without getting wound up for years on something she says or does because that's an option you won't have if you start living together.

>married at 20 and had kid
>not autistic
maybe not but you're definitely retarded, faggot

i don't have the right chart saved. any Sup Forumsacks here can share the "number of cocks vs chances of divorce" chart?

You obviously have no expertise in this area

Im not mad about any of it lol. And actually no 1 was a boyfriend and the other 2 were friends of hers...

I won't get wound up I just get anxiety about my girl having had better sex than with me, or just having had some guys fuck her and not give a shit, idk

Mistakes happen but I was a man about it didn't run away like a nigger, nigger.