Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

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If you're going to suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole, make sure you sedate him first.

I managed to suck the log roll out but holy fuck Andy puts up a fight.

Nothing is important.

Apart from being financially independent - that is important.

you are alone

Don't fuck with uncle Terry when he's been drinking.

Lube is worth the wait

Don't waste your life on Sup Forums.

Blacks are a scourge upon white civilization.

Don't walk around late at night unarmed

And leather jackets swing a lot when there's metal in your pocket so beware of pigs

It's not funny cuz it's true.

You're damned if you do, damned if you dont

Lube is petroleum based and increases infection risk by 32%.

I learned that people are tricked into becoming "financially invested" with no regard to the individuals life goals.

Personally, all I wanted was a small cottage out in the nowhere and be self sustained. Apparently that's really easy, the problem was people assuming a wanted a fucking castle and a do nothing life.

I enjoy working hard for my food, but not for something that inherently lacks value, like money.

buying a fidget spinner

My local convenience store sells those next to the "roses" kek

Dont fall in love with a girl whose addicted to drugs. She could never love you, or herself for that matter, than her drug habit.

>don't live in niggerville
fixed for you, user

Buy?
Dont buy?
Help us out man

If a small cottage out in the nowhere is so easily attainable, why aren't you living in one?

Shits weird. It's 1 am on a Thursday and the bar is lit

Its summer tho. Nobody remembers that they have work in the morning

Student loans and still studying because I was told to by my parents.

Get this, get that.

Where I live you can apparently buy a 25m2 cottage from 2,500-10,000$ dollars. Quite afar from the villas on the hundreds of thousands or even millions.

Dont snatch a dildo out of a pornstar's pussy while shes giving a dildo show at a porn convention and then start running.

Security WILL catch you at the door.

Never knew summer was a 2 month work holiday for everyone. You sound like you're trying to be funny but really you're just fucking retarded.

Well you sound dissappointed that you don't understand social behavior so you belittle me by trying to assume i was joking when i said that people legitamately think theyre on holiday in the summer.

Ffs man dont you go out? Obviously not because you have your mother's 12 inch strap on balls deep up your ass inside that tiny little basement she has you dwelling in

Unless you duck in a bathroom, keester it and change clothes...sheesh motherfucker plan ahead.


lol

Don't put anyone in a pedestal, not even your parents

If you try and make too many people happy you end failing them all. Stretched too thin you'll snap.

Be selfish. Not a dick, but definately selfish.

Dont ever cry for someone who will never cry for you


Second chances are only for business-type relationships. Friends only deserve one chance

Don't fuck without condoms. .. even when she said she is on the pill...

life is short for some of us.. Don't waste it...

Don't fuck with the tax administration...

and wear sunscreen...
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Dont let your creations take ahold of you...

if you don't do anything illegal then the cops and feds can't do shit

Ray?

Make sure your flash is off when taking creepshots

A book can't stop a .50 caliber gun

Some people just want to watch the world burn.
>Pic related

Never piss your girlfriend off when she's riding you

Wear a goddamned condom.

ayy lmao

People lose all shame and dignity over money, even small amounts. Don't trust anyone who could profit at your expense.

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Imaging t help

Water based lubes are a thing my friend

dont even stoop to their level, because you know you'll just make an ass out of yourself

Always prepare for the possibility of a disaster in life. Always assume there is a shitstorm brewing somewhere.

Silicone based lubes too. Both of which are more common than petroleum/oil based lubes.

lol they're always counting on that and it's not always a good bet

I'd bet that you never do this cottage dream; it's just something cool to talk about and maybe even the girls buy it sometimes.

Most likely you rooted for Bernie, hate capitalism and corporations while being unable to live without them (i.e typing this on a MacBook).

The only thing I'd give props for is the realization of being so useless that living in the woods sounds as a way to go. Before the realization that there is no wifi kicks in.

critical?

I doubt you could throw any gun, 50cals included, so hard that a book wouldn't stop it.

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if it convinces the shooter not to pull the trigger

None of you heard the news about the youtuber

Yes I did, but that book failed to stop a 50 Cal bullet, not a 50 Cal gun.

trust your gut, if you have doubts get the fuck out

You don't always have time to make a decision. You'll miss out on life if you weigh pros and cons.

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Go for the big dick

All the good women are taken and life isn't worth living.

this

Hehehe I get it.

No matter how nice I am, People won't like you

Kill yourself at the earliest age possible. Later on it gets harder to go through with it. Take advantage of your youthful impulsivity and commit suicide at an early age. Preferably on Christmas eve or around that time. Go out in comfort.

Dont ever just nut in a chick thinking she won't get pregger this time because she says do it. Aaahh one time will be ok.
Also, don't date a chick that calls you her fucking, mate

when operating grinding machinery, ALWAYS WEAR YOUR FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES.

doesn't matter if you think they make you look stupid. you get a speck of shit in your eye, it gets infected, BEST you can hope for is a week of pain. the WORST is you won't care how you look in safety glasses because you'll be fucking blind.

Nah brah. Been raw dogging my girl for over a year. Bought plan B a few times, let it slide a few times. Still child free. In fact she just got off her period over the weekend.

PULLOUT GAME EXQUISITE

Mememe

Lolol steel sliver rusting in eyeballs good stuff

Still not wearing my glasses

who the fuck using machines without safety glass, mask, helm, ...........

are u that stupid in murica ?