Rich

>rich
>good looking
>oscar winner

so why is he so miserable?

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Why do you think?

Time for a mansiere

because life sucks

DCucks on suicide watch

because society is so haram

If we swapped places he'd probably commit suicide straight away while I'd be the happiest I've ever been in my life.

>tfw actually began tearing up

>good looking

probably saw a tape of his Bill Maher appearance.

Because the juices control his work and job

It's called "the bro"

Are there any actors that keep up their buff bodies?

he went from j-lo to jessica alba and that sound like a pretty sweet deal but hes to old to keep up and its that moment when he realizes by the time she slows down he will be in diapers divorcing him for some one younger

You mean Bro, asshole

Of course not, you'd fuck it up in 6 months flat. That's just how you're wired, you'd be obese and locked in your basement in no time.

He was a happy man until the divorce fucked him over

because he IS bruce wayne. there is reason why they chose him.

rly makes me think

MANSIERE

So it's just women being the cause of everyone's woes again.

I know it's done to death by now, but seriously

>valuing any Rotten Tomatoes review

Not everyone here is a neckbeard loser you fuck, I'm stuck taking care of a sick parent.

if both of your parents got shot right in front of you, would you be miserable too

He made a deal for a lot of Batflicks but all of them looks like shit and he can't get out.

The right ones are valid tho.

Lol wut he's getting fat?

Then you'd get Affleck's parents sick in no time, that's just how you function.

DC was a mistake

That's fucking shopped-

He's depressed about his parents getting killed

This tbqhwyf

Problems evolve with wealth. Move up a class and you'll figure out what I mean.

JUICY

>rotten tomatoes review

It hit Affleck

but those are actually correct

does this nigger never relax

he always seems on the move or stood up

I'm excited for his Batfleck movie. I hope he pulls it off.

SHAQ

he doesn't have the luxury of being able to relax and shitpost on Sup Forums 16/7

> ohitsretardeddog.jpeg

Oh shit.. He's in deep...

this is why RM is shit

BvS is ten times better than Daredevil

their dumb weighting system for scores as well as the sudden reverence that they get in the media and from the public is a bad thing all round

White guilt, inside he knows he deserves death.

Looks like me, except 4 inches shorter and 20 pounds heavier

>smoking

This fag talked about it on one of his "routine"

>since his new found fame he can no longer speak his mind like he used too
>i [Kevin] can talk about weed all i want but if affleck does it, it end up on the news the next day
>he can no longer have fun making movies and have to keep appearances so he would still get those amazing gigs

he is sad he wasn't born in muhammad's harem

he has gyno

He has to save the sinking ship that is DC universe. Could you imagine that weight on your shoulders?

kek

I would say mostly the divorce but he wanted to redeem himself for Daredevil and failed.

>Fatman

JUST Affleck is a lot sexier than well groomed Affleck desu

>he wanted to redeem himself for Daredevil and failed.
1. Nobody gives a shit about that.
2. Daredevil was a much better movie than Batman 5 Superman

he has this daddy bear look :3

>tfw you will never sit on Affleck face so he can rim your butthole while you're juggling his big juicy jugs

Why even live?

no homo

Because he didn't take estrogen blockers after cycling his steroids and ended up with gyno man tits

>that unchecked estrogen

Ben, why?

What thefuck is gyno you pretentious fatbags?

youtube.com/watch?v=CxxbfkYRQOY

One of the best scenes in BvS along with Bruce Wayne's point of view when Superman destroys the city.

Do you guys have any idea how hard it is to be a tall, rich, handsome white male with a huge cock?

Because he has tits

man tits

>so why is he so miserable?
stressed out, he's probably trying to make sure that the rest of his obligations to DC aren't total garbage. Is he still writing and directing the upcoming Batman?

>steroids

kellan lutz

this is from last year

Only applies to summer flicks, kiddo.

rotten tomatoes or not, those movies fucking sucked ass. And if you're too blind to see it, then God help you.

the good ol' midlife crisis, you can't escape it

Take care, user. We're proud of you.


>itt: you're not allowed to smoke outside and be lost in your thoughts
Fuck off, millennials.

Because he alone must rescue a franchise equivalent of a 747 with both engines out plummeting toward earth, while chunks of wing are flying off and your whole crew and passengers are in denial

bumpity doo da

Who is this cum dumpster?

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>implying his miserable

>BvS is ten times better than Daredevil

Is it really?