Femanons...who are you irl? why are you here? Let's hear your story

Femanons...who are you irl? why are you here? Let's hear your story.

Who am i?

Just an average girl i guess?
Its an odd question really....

Im here because i like gore mainly...not in an edgey way...i just think the billion ways we can die is fascinating.
I guess i consider my humor dark so its just nice to be part of a community where you feel you blend into.

Are your tits fat?

say an anti-humor joke gore freak

Im a C36 i consider them pretty much in the middle. Not too small not too big.

Something something pizza something jews and dead babies

Well your humor is on par with a woman.

I guess it's an odd question, but I just ask because I've known a ton of off-beat or weird girls in my day. I can't say that I could spot a femanon on the street, or even a potential one. I was curious how close they are to the user stereotype, or if they are a different breed al together.

Are you fascinated by death because you've never seen it in person, or because you have?

Do you ever feel like an outcast outside of shitty anonymous message board sites?

>implying im trying

Forced humor is never good humor

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This is how I picture the average femanon. 22 years old, works in a liquor store. Kinda dumpy body, wear rick and morty shirts with a flannel over it. Tried to play D&D once with some dudes, but quit after the first session because everyone smelled. Lacks self-esteem and dates abusive low IQ men because she was molested by her father. Also like MLP and spreads nutella on everything.

On the physical outside i look very normal. In fact im sure plenty would say "why is a girl like you on here????"
I have a decent social life and friends.

Though i know im kind of odd.
I guess people would say im a bitch though i dont try to be.
I have a pretty severe bitch face most of the time and im the kind of person to call you a faggot if your acting like one, im the person who will tell you the truth in possibly the most meanest way ever (as stated by a coworker).
I hate people with a passion, my dream job would be locked in a room by myself just licking stamps all day or somethin.
I get worn out by social interactions. I love my friends but luckily the friends i have also like their alone time as well.

I guess thats who i am

I like to watch. There's a lot of porn and Gore here, its just interesting to look at stuff that's considered taboo. It's not a fetish or anything.
>15 y/o normie

raus

so edgy it hurts holy shit

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So an introverted misanthrope curmudgeon. You must be really fun at parties.

Ive seen animals die but thats about it...i really wish i understood why i like it so much. My bfs last birthday present to me was a trip to the museum of death and i was in there for hours looking at every little thing.
I think i find a sense of peace when i think of death so many thats why i like it.


And as a kid i was most certainly an.outcast...in middle school i used to be called the girl from the ring because i had long hair covering my face and just a general creepy vibe about me i guess.
Once i left school kids made up a rumor that i left because my grandma threw holy water on me and it burned me lol.


I still feel like that little girl inside sometimes but as i aged ive learned to appear more like a functioning member of society

k I have to see this now. Post pics

I guess I'm pretty normal. Externally I'm sort of above average - higher intelligence, lots of friends, well-paying job. I don't really fit the one user's description of the average femanon, but my sense of humor matches the typical Sup Forums humor pretty well. I'm just a normal girl who likes to call people faggot.

Lol well i drink to become an extrovert haha.
Im actually very fun at parties as long as i have a bottle of johnnie in my hand.

I know its gonna sound like a very typical hoe thing to say but all my life most of my friends have been dudes. Even as a little kid i had no girls to play with. Though i used to beat up the boys and make them play barbies with me when they would say no.

A lot of guys have said that im like a dude with titties to them.
I guess some probably find me attractive while some probably just really consider me a bro

Pics of me as a kid?
Gosh i dont even have those really

Man-tits or GTFO!

Hm. Thanks for the story.

pretty much the same as a regular user. however, i've learned not to mention the fact that i'm a femanon because either 1) nobody will believe and actual human female goes on this website or 2) tits or gtfo

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There is no normal white girl. You are all fucking nuts.

>You all talk too much
>Muh anxiety
>Muh depression
>Muh figure
>Muh MDMA totally need cos
>Muh anxiety

Trash. All of you.

tits and timestamp, if you are a girl and a regular then you more than know the rules whore

>assume i have anxiety
>assume i have body image issues
>assume i'm white
>deny the fact that i could just be a normal person

I always presume that femanon is always Hillary Clinton.

That unwritten rule exists because needy women would derail every other thread by camwhoring. It helps to minimize it.

>Women
>Normal
>Person

Oh sorry it's 2017, your probably also known as Dave and have no pro nouns

>Trash

Yea i know the "rules" ive literally never cared about those lol.

A rule is something that you have to follow or there is some form of punishment.

Your "rule" however has no punishment...me not showing tits isnt gonna b& me or anything....therefore you rule is not a rule to me

She's got you there, Autism Boner

Also, the rule is for attention whores.

You.are just participating in a thread that was calling out femanons.

That's a pass in my book. You should show your tits anyway though.

>Too many words

Yeah we get it, strong, independent white woman.

>Shhh

dude, are you baiting me?

i get that bitches be crazy and all and i'm not excluded by any means but damn you are really grasping at straws for something to criticize

Jesus man, where the fuck to you go to meet white girls?

>You all talk too much
Some do, sure but all? No.
>Muh anxiety
Alright, pretty spot on.
>Muh depression
Nope, none that I've met.
>Muh figure
So, you prefer she not care how she looks?
>Muh MDMA totally need cos
Wat? Seriously, what the fuck makes you think this?

You sir, are and idiot.

Well, I always tell other girls tits or GTFO if that's any indication of who I am. I don't even care to see them. I just want to be a dick.

I consider myself to be pretty normal i just have a morbid curiosity towards death and gore i also like to look at funny and absurd images.

I am 23 years, I work full time at a job i love, i have a loving BF of 4 years and counting, i spoil my pets, i live in a smallish rural town but have traveled extensively since i finished school and i like to socialize.

Sup Forums is just a time killer for me, sometimes i may contribute to the Drawthreads but that's it.

The punishment is that nothing you post is taken seriously, or really even read. There are considerably fewer actual female camwhores than attention whores. It's a very good mitigation strategy so the board actually has any content besides dorks fawning over supposed females. Obviously, the rule does not pertain to this thread because being a female Sup Forums user is literally what it is about.

Hell even if i did make a thread to preach about being a girl i still wouldnt care about the "rule" honestly.

>too many words
Tgats very sad and says a lot about your level of comprehension if you think that was a lot of words lol.

Also yea im white but far from independent. I can hardly wipe my ass by myself.

Tits or GTFO!

shut the fuck up Rachel

i'm a 30 year old hentai game developer from hong kong, I have become extremely isolated because i have to hide my lifestyle and how i make money.

>I can hardly wipe my ass by myself

Is that because you are fat and can't reach it?

to be honest, i think tits or gtfo is just a way to weed out girls looking for attention. it's easy to just ignore it.

I hate people, I like being raped, I come here to make anons kill themselves and see how much info about myself I can drop and still not get raped by you faggots.

From who? Your family? Fuck that, just be yourself. If you like who you are, keep people around you that do too, and fuck the rest.

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I've been In the museum of death. Sup, LA hoe.

Are you a femanon version of me? Is this real life?

>The punishment is that nothing you post is taken seriously, or really even read


Lmfao you believe that??

Ive posted for years and have had that "rule" screamed at me millions of times and i say no and just keep chatting.. there are always anons that are still talking to
Me after lol
Man i cant believe you think an user has the ability to shut his mouth and just ignore a femanon who just said "no" to his stupid rule lol

>I come here to make anons kill themselves and see how much info about myself I can drop and still not get raped by you faggots.

I'm pretty normal. I just like pepe and calling people faggot. So, the same as everybody else here.

Oh good one i set myself up for that.

I dont even have a witty comeback lined up lol

Triggered because they're not traps?

my family would disown me, i would be viewed on par with a prostitute.

post your butt. I bet you have dimples on them

Basically...just to see which whores are dumb enough to show their tits because a fucking loser online said to lol.

I was genuinely asking tbh.

Post your dirty pooper

Is Highschool today filled with feminists and beta males now? I graduated in 2013. So idk if things changed

I've counted 4 femanon posts so far that started with a version of "I'm normal"
I'd figure most anons would self identify as anything but. I wonder if these girls are as normal as they think they are, or if femanons are really more "normal" than anons for some reason. If so, then why?

the only really negative thing about being a femanon is the stereotype placed on me as a lady here. I like to stay away from modern feminism because it doesn't really benefit anybody, but at the same time it's frustrating that because I'm a girl there are so many prejudices toward me. Like, chill, we're all here for the same reason.

Sup user!
Yes i am indeed from the L.A county.

The M.O.D is literally the best place ive ever been to

There is everything to criticize. I don't know you but someone, somewhere is propping your useless ass up. Stop being shit, there is nothing wrong with you

I'm an idiot, you got me. I'll hold my hand up to it though. Won't duck n dive and blame it on everyone else

>Also yea im white but far from independent. I can hardly wipe my ass by myself.

Alot of what you said before just wasn't necessary. Neither was that.

Your all picking shit with me for the attention.

>Every white girl ever

Way to shit your pants btw

look at this white knighting ass bitch boy

Well we know you like TNG, so you're at least 30. When I find you, I'm making it slow.

you exist for the sole purpose of reproducing and cooking. all women are, that's how it is.

Well, this might be turning into an attention whore thread now. I'm out. Have fun, retards.

No i dont really. I got two on my lower back though!

Are u Hispanic or asian?

I'm pretty normal. my dad died young and I did some fucked up shit like making my dog lick my pussy after school before mom got home each day but I got better as I got older.

now I'm 22 and I'm mostly into shota, made some good money rare pepe trading during the boom so I can devote my time to hobbies

Oh well no im not fat lol
Also my butthole is clean. It was just a turn of phrase on my part

i'm a femanon, and when i call myself normal it's by female standards. bitches be crazy, but women tend to be better at socializing and hiding how weird we actually are. we're all neets on the inside, that's why i come here: so i can be weird without judgement because everyone else is similar to me.

I think I know you...

Kek

How is hentai gaming bad? Is it just anime games or anime porn games?

This is the annoying part. This thread was created for the purpose of femanons talking about why we're here, yet when we talk about it we're attention whores.

Well the thing is i think its kinda cringey to say

"Yea i like to avoid the sun at all costs and i like to think about how above my IQ is from the fucking plebs im forced to be around"

Just that kinda shit sounds weird to say out loud.
I think myself and other girls are used to just pretending to be normal functioning women. Where as guys find more pride in being the "weirdo"

I was there during the G.G Allins tribute. They had all his original crap there. That museum is pretty crazy, I loved the black dahlia exhibit.

Because she is from the the land of the rising ching chong, where if you dishonor your family you have to commit sudoku.

I work in a nuclear fabrication shop, before that I was a plumber/pipefitter. I play video games, read comics, read books, play mtg, play warhammer, bike, backpack, and draw/paint. I was in an abusive marriage for eight years. Left. Started dating a really nice guy who is also going through the divorce process. Mostly I work and hang out with him right now. I come here because it makes me laugh sometimes, but mostly it's habit. Started browsing in 2005 and left a couple times...but I always come back to this place eventually.

Doubtful. Back dimples are not a rare thing amongst women user lol

this is completely true. it's easier to just pretend to be normal instead of being outright weird.

The purpose of this thread was to lure you to the surface so guys can abuse/hit on you/manipulate you into being a div

Like the hopeless tosser you are, you fell for it. Keep slugging on that attention though.

I'm 30, white, married, overweight but carry it pretty well. My husband supports us while I take care of finances and everything else at the house. The only reason I stay with him is because he makes good money and I have really bad anxiety. Otherwise I'd go get a job myself and leave him. He makes me suck his dick almost every day, it's at least 5 times per week. The only other thing that's good about him is that he can make me cum repeatedly, better than anyone I've been with. It's not like he has a big dick either, it's only 6"x4". I've cheated on him over 10 times just to get an emotional connection but when it gets to the sex nothing compares. I even tried a BBC but it just hurt and ripped me open. That's when I started giving him BJs and he never wanted my pussy.

Post link to your game.

I was infatuated with the serial killer room. I was there just reading all the letters they had handwritten

>graduated in 2013
>things have changed

It's only like 3 years buddy, and you are a beta male.

I know everyone thinks they know everyone everytime certain coincidences pop up but...
does your name start with j?

Nope my name begins with a B

hmmm I'm still going to beat my stick to this....

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30.
you're really old I

Oh yeah that section was damn interesting. All their paintings too. Also there's that decapitated head in a jar.

Beth?

Literally u fucking faggot. The PC culture wasnt as bad as it was 4 yrs ago. Also shit like 100 genders and all this feminism wasn't that big in 2013. So things have changed u dumb whore. I'm gonna fo Elliot rodger on your ass

Oh yea the execution room was good too.

Ugh i wanna go back to bad.
I felt like my bf was getting bored so i felt like i had to kinda rush through it.

Ew no lol

Bertha?