No gf

>tfw no gf

buy a blow up doll

I...I... Can't

Buy a trap

>tfw my masturbation addiction and weed smoking has destroyed any ambition and drive I ever had to go out and talk to women

i'll just roll myself another joint and fap to this sexy ladyboy

>tfw qt shoegaze gf who is in love with you
Good
>tfw antidepressants won't let me hold an erection
Not good
>tfw 28 y/o virgin and it'll likely stay that way until death
Bad

>go to record store
>tattooed qt smiles and asks if I need help with anything
>imagine spending the rest of my life with her

I want shoegaze gf

I'm on Zoloft and can get hard. Maybe talk to your doctor, I had a friend on Prozac who was able to get viagra

>tfw you can have any girl apart from the one you want
Absolutely crushing

fuuuuck it's always the same dudes who work at my record store, no girls

get off the antidepressants while you still can. you'll be puking for a week or two but it's so worth it

>take drugs to make you happy
>take drugs to make you hard

listen
just give me the drug that creates gf

roofies

Sorry dude, life sucks sometimes

>there are 28 y/o virgins in this world

thank you for unintentionally make me feel better about myself

he might be a virgin but you're still a miserable faggot
Pyrrhic victory

>Fucked my buddy's roommate's gf lastweekend
>They're back together after two days
woman are just whores, don't be pathetic. Just get your fill and move on

Daddy

hey at least I can hold myself an erection AND I'm not on anti-depressants
fucking SSRI's do nothing but fuck you up

>tfw never been on drugs but have ED

shut up

being gay it's 10x harder to find a steady relationship. most guys just wanna fuck and even then you have to go on Grindr where it's a bunch of meth addicts

> tfw qt industrial bf who loves and respects me and isn't autistic

I miss 2012-2013 era Sup Forums feel threads

for people who weren't here back then, that's why the sticky says to keep feels vaguely music related

Stop masturbating

I swear

I don't masturbate. I've never been able to masturbate.

dang man