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News:

>Khabib BTFOs Ferguson on twitter
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/820813902300647425

>Lauzon plans to make sure Sean Selby doesn't release Marcin Held
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/joe-lauzon-plans-to-harass-ufc-matchmaker-sean-shelby-to-not-release-marcin-held

>Nunes going for two belts
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/why-is-ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-going-for-2-ufc-belts-conor-mcgregor-did-it

>Cody Buttasspoop to lose title
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/820740034898890754

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CY_3bWoP1vI
youtube.com/watch?v=_HintBSV3yA#t=2m36s).
github.com/nebukazar/OneeChan
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Schaub is God

schar3ur3b

still early nigga, RIP

This thread looks fake to me

Good op

>first two posts hidden

Interesting

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You're mentally ill

Joey "the mexecutioner" Beltran

>Cody Buttasspoop
>Cody Buttasspoop
>Cody Buttasspoop

angela "unstoppable" lee

S = Successful
C = Cool
H = Handsome
A = Athlete
U = UFC
B = Bro

wutup bludz

Reminder that this filters the CTE poster

/(?i)[s\\]+/?.?[c:1!\|]+.?[h@/]+\\?.?[aq]+.?r+.?[b@/]+\\?

I also find that interesting

If being a positive, stable human being means being mentally ill, then yes. I am extremely mentally ill.

>Copying my meme

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NO WHITEBOIS ALLOWED ITT

>gook can crusher

where have I seen this before?

100% confirmed.

Please help spread the truth.

The spam is an inside job.

>I am extremely mentally ill.
we know

Brendan

You're deifying a failed fighter with massive brain damage 24 hours a day on a website with a MLP section for free, you're mentally ill.

I am intrigued, tell me more

youtube.com/watch?v=CY_3bWoP1vI

Do I need to use a VPN for this?

Who is your favorite UFC fighter guys?
Pic related for me

Same.

Just installed 4chanx and I'm having a little issue working with filters. Can someone help?

He's right you know

Bryndun Scab

Dude same, Matt mitrione is my fave too

I love it when you have spergs filtered and they try and find creative ways to bypass you cause your attention to them is so important.

Lol squirm little piggy

Did K1 fix this fight?
Seriously though, Bob Sapp bested Ernesto Hoost, how the fuck did Cro Cop take down Donkey Kong incarnate?
Look at the fight at 2m36s (youtube.com/watch?v=_HintBSV3yA#t=2m36s). Cro Cop is really strong enough to push Bob Sapp away like that?

You need this also m8
github.com/nebukazar/OneeChan

I'm tearing up, thank you op :')

no, nobody needs that

Bring back soccer kicks

Wasn't a secret, everyone's seen the Cormier one by now.

the soccer moms can't handle it

Top right corner
Click "wrench" tool
Scroll down till you see this
Follow the setup

>filter spammer

>spergy makes a new thread

>first two posts are schaub (like every single other thread he's ever made)

>filter hides both posts

well I'll be

>amanda noones, holly holm, i don't give a frak

Smart man

is the mod ever going to stop deleting threads?

Why would you anonymize everyone?

Do you think Cody has a chance against TJ?

He didn't even make the original, i did, what a fuckboi

the first thread after 500 usually isnt deleted. i think they want us to stop trying to post threads as soon as we hit limit.

i can't decide if i would or not

>ywn impregnate this majestic she-beast

Can you imagine the sons she'd give you?

high test rogan's squeaker is disconcerting tbqh

limit is 500 though

Is it gay to be attracted to Wonderboy?

I'm a male bte

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>Bring back soccer kicks
>Bring back Schaub
>Bring back Steve Mazzagatti

It would be so funny to see Schaub getting kicked in the head repeatedly while Mazzagatti is day dreaming

God forbid you have a girl.

To prevent seeing "I Own Heem" and his personal essays

Just caught up on the event. Rodriguez really dragged Penn to the depths of meme city didn't he

yeah essentially just wait until the post limit, these early threads get deleted always now, even if they're only 5 or 10 posts early

isn't brian t-city ortega too bigg for a featherweight?

Wrong, I made both varrients.
This oneand pic related.

Additionally, waow

Lol how's the shift coming along dockscuck? Lift anything heavy today little boy?

did you make the original dc wearing that virtual reality thing meme?

im a kcuc

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No, unfortunately. It's a good one.

racism isn't cool man, /heem/ is a proud multicultural community

My girl

no, i did

I would fuck her just for the story honestly

very cute

>Mac users have scat and gay porn saved on their computers

How is this a surprise to anyone?

It's a very interesting fight. Still can't get it sorted in my head, can't even picture how the opening minutes will go.

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She's probably very expensive.

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>mfw Din Thomas said Ansaroff could beat Joanna

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I think TJ will do exactly what he did to lineker. He is gonna give Cody a wrestling lesson. He is gonna sit that kid on his ass and beat him up for 5 rounds or until he gets the TKO.

Speaking of which, does anyone have any webms of the TJ/Lincuck fight? Preferably those really harsh GNP elbows?

Wow, is it true that a dock worker is behind all of this?

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the haters are single-handedly keeping the cheeto company in business, i don't know anyone else who eats those honestly

She could

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WHOA HIGH ROLLER OVER HERE GUYS

this exchange will never get old

schaub hits him with a spinning elbow and thinks hes rocked and goes in for the kill and ben is just pissed off and decides to punish him for thinking he can stand right in front of him and just trade bombs


this is the fight that took the fight out of shcaub

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Who is that getting lit up by big nog?

omg that last second shot

what a savage roy is

Those deleted posts do kinda make it seem like the mod is trying to hide something. Even if the mod isn't the one spamming or even if he's not doing anything sinister at all, he is sure making a mess of things by not punishing the spammers and instead punishing the people who are mad that he isnt doing his job

name a more iconic MMA photo. i'll wait

Can someone please make webms of his decision losses as well

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT MIXED MARTIAL ARTS COMPETITIONS IN THIS THREAD?

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this is so sad