Daily reminder if you can't grow a decent beard you aren't a real man

Daily reminder if you can't grow a decent beard you aren't a real man.

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Women don't like beards.

>basing your entire manhood on some hair coming out of your face
Howling

They do.

depends on the woman and the man desu lol

They really don't. Trashy hicks and hipsters do.

Sorry, I don't live in Toronto.

>being such a slack-jawed faggot you need a beard to cover up your mongoloid jawline

A strong chin/jawline is a much better sign of testosterone my dude.

>toronto
>ignores the hipster disclaimer
Trashy hick it is.

>tfw

What? They like a lot. Unless you live in some Chinatown.

I can't

>tfw I can't grow a full beard but I'm brown

JUST

>tfw I can grow a full beard but I'm brown*

Sorry...

I'm sorry ladies don't fancy the pubes you call a beard, my dear friend, but women love a good beard.

My beard hair is always super thin and scraggly, my 3 month beard was worse than my cousins after 2 weeks.

;_;

>mexico is whi-

there are these type of men who grow such beard and then seen later in gay porn loving others taking shit on them

i dont think they are men for such cases.....

you could have a fine beard but also you can be a gigantic faggot!

Beard is sign of numale who try to compensate the lack of testosterone. Alpha male don't need a beard.
>inb4 posting man from 18th century and gayass leather bear.

>Jawlets and chinlets believe this

Beards are for commies, liberals and islamist apologists

Women don't like beard because they want a man they can control.

rate my beard Sup Forums

>you aren't a real man

What am I then, 2D ?

condechi/10

If you need a beard to look good you have a weak jaw

>nu male standards

T. Normal people

>hiding your weak chin

beardless masterrace desu

>implying
i dont have a weak chin, so either so many people with beard
try to justify your lack of testostetone with another thing

2dgirl?

Please be my 2dgirlfriend

>projecting this hard
No wonder neck scarfs are popular in france.

>hairline only partially receded
nice low test.

This is just what beardlets tell themselves

>not realizing it's about height

True.

Modern faggots and their well groomed facial hair. Its because they have delicate supple skin and cant shave.

Not a problem.

I have already accepted the fact im not a real man

Everything longer than a couple of mms is hipster trash

Clean shaven is the best any way.

What's this? The average European over time from right to left?

Literally me except I can't grow a beard either.

What do manlets and dwarves in fantasy have in common?

Beards, stunted personalities and obsession with imagined injustices over them.

>really hairy everywhere except cheeks
>ass is as hairy as it can get, with thick hair mat covering it
I have to trim my ass constantly because large chunks of shit keep getting stuck to the hair

>I have to trim my ass

but how?

Never seen a manlet with a beard, tbqh.

A FUCKING LEAF

>a real man
>posts effeminate metrosexual fuckboys

Takes a faggot to know one.

youtube.com/watch?v=-CxnGMcz5os

>all of these butthurt Mongoloids/half-Mongoloids/Elliot Rodgers

Are you native swede?
Must be hard to live in Sweden while being sede and be ugly when there are so many beatiful girls and handsome guys around you.

Say it to Canadian lumberjacks.

Gommie.

That's something a faggot would say

>tfw have to shave daily to keep a smooth face so I just gave up and went full santa claus
Good thing I don't care about landing pussy

NU MALE
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>beards
look like shit 90% of the time, I can't count how many ugly wannabe hipsters with brand glasses I see every day at uni
you can't pull it off faggots, just shave and take a fucking bath you stinky degenerates

allahu ekber/10

True

My gf makes me shave.

The lack of beard trigger more than height.

You can grow a beard by putting rogaine on your face for a year or 2 now lmao

Only a faggot would be this obsessed with faggots

Like anything it depends on both the woman and the beard. If you've got some ratty looking beard that makes you look like you're 14 of course women are going to fucking hate it.

Only if you're dating a teenager girl.

Literally story of my life. I've never liked stubble, so even if I shaved daily I'd still get good ol' 5 o'clock. Conscriptiob was a struggle. Most guys seemed to get by with a shave every two or three days without getting chewed.

That black dude is super handsome, how'd he end up hanging out with those cave trolls?

that ginger has negative forehead

Ever heard of scissors?

Eww. It's worse than me

Why would I cover up my chiseled jaw and chin?

...

You're really hot, man. No homo.

>implying it's him and not an Arab from chartubate

>tfw chinlet and beardlet at the same time
A true untermencsh combo

Those are all unattractive beards btw.
Get some better examples.

Srs?

You can doesn't mean you have to.

I have a job you 20yo, trying hard, pussies

>I'm a wagecuck whose boss gets to decide how I look
ftfy

North and northeastern asians grow great beards. Not huge and ugly, but refined and full.

Jungle gooks and south asians are the pathetic ones.

t. Alec Watamoto

Slavic beards?

ah, much better

>slavic

You mean Swedish rape babies in Russia.

This. Real Russians are ching chong tier and barely have beards or body hair.

my thoughts exactly

ITT: fake manliness

if you grow a beard to look "masculine" you've never served as a soldier
clean shaven is obviously superior
perhaps a mustache, if you're salty enough
that's what my sgt. said, anyway

9/11.

Takbir!

T. Native American

fug i feel you
one day my sgt chewed me out because i had patchy stubble and i had to explain that i shaved that very morning but it just grew too fast
he didn't like that and i had to do push ups

not matter the ammount of beard, an hipster won't ever be a real man

i'll have you know that i am white

This.

how tall r u?

>caring about what woman want
>implying wowan know what they want in the first place

top kek

Mine only grows in a goatee shape but it's decently uniform and somewhat better than some people try to pass off as beards.

I shave twice a week because I don't like having a beard.

Only girls worth sticking your dick into are barely beyond the cusp of adolescence.

This.
Bearded ""men"" are mostly gay bears.