Spider-Man: Homecoming

Can it be good?

>even normies on social media are upset

the supporting cast has ruined any credibility

Why wouldn't it be good?

To this day there is only one good Spider-Man movie.

>6 writers
>3 villains
>1 mediocre director
>maybe the worst comic book movie cast ever
>high school again
>Sony and Disney
>Shitty Vulture design
etc...

They are already preparing an outrage defense.
Now it can be good but that is not a great sign.

It's not being done by based Raimi

why didn't they use Kraven the Hunter.

that whole thing of some jungle guy dressed like he does hunting down Spider-Man or whatever in a sprawling city is a decent fun concept for a capeshit flick.

instead we get Amazing Spiderman Techno Goblin again

Nah the kid is terrible.

Why don't they just make good movies?
It's easier and brings more money?

That's a bit of a problematic opinion for normalfags.

is it sony or disney that's making this one?

>6 writers
Spider-Man had four writers.

Spider-Man 2 had five writers.

Plus two of the Homecoming writers are only being credited because of WGA guidelines. Their draft is no longer being used.

>3 villains
One villain. Tinkerer and Shocker are minor roles.

>1 mediocre director
Cop Car was good.

>maybe the worst comic book movie cast ever
No.

>high school again
As per the comics.

>Sony and Disney
And?

>Shitty Vulture design
For you.

He's the only good thing
2/10 for making me reply m8

No. They went out of their way to miscast everyone in whole damn movie. Spider-man looks like a fucking retard, MJ is black, Liz is black, Flash is pajeet manlet, Ned Leeds is an obese asian (hope that glider gets reinforced), Aunt May is young and hot. Only Michael Keaton is right.

>People acting as if Ned Leeds is THE Hobgoblin

How to spot casuals.

How many times will you retards keep saying that MJ is black
That chick is not playing fucking Mary Jane

>As per the comics.

Are you a fucking retard? Spider-man spent 25-30 issues in High School out of 800 or so issues of Amazing Spider-man. All of his best stories are after that. Hell, almost his entire supporting cast, are from his college years.

Still in denial, bro?

Apologise.

Yeah, right. They've all but confirmed it at this point.

So how they killed the Amazing movies?
I was actually getting into them.

>it's another reboot spider-man episode

Just let it go, let it go...

>Nobody has denied it
>James Gunn and Stan Lee were both called to defend her being cast as MJ despite "not remembering who she's playing"
>Posited to become the co-lead throughout the franchise alongside Tom Holland

She's MJ, bro. Just accept it.

I have seen more articles about the outrage that she is playing MJ than anything else about this movie.

Andrew Garfield skipped a meeting with the Japanese head of Sony at an event where he'd be announced as the lead of ASM3. Head of Sony got pissed, fired him and demanded a reboot.

>Spider-man spent 25-30 issues in High School

That's where his sucess came from. A school nerd who became a super hero.

That's because you read tabloids
She's playing Michelle

No, his success came from being an everyman, someone readers could relate to, not from being a school nerd.

Really? As a Kid I always thought Spider-Man was a scientist.

probably as good as spiderman VS x-men part 6 bro

seriously. how many same comic shit movies do they make a year

>you never really value what you have until its gone
>gone..

>She's playing Michelle

you're an idiot

The only way to save it is to cast an outstanding Stormin' Norman.

And the worse, 12 years old little bitch Peter Parker

Wow, those are possibly the worst choices I've ever seen.

Nah, no chance. They seem to be going hard to "do their own thing" with it, which is gonna end up biting them in the foot. (I'm not even talking supporting cast, i'm talking general story structure, its stretching itself out based on how many people they need to generally introduce and develop).

>Spider-man looks like a fucking retard
delete this

i have seen the spider man origin story a million times now and they had to kike out and make mary jane a nigger (just wait till they make spiderman a nig), in not interested.

it's not an origin, he's already spiderman.

Whom would you suggest, friendo?

Looks like a faggot.

I'm pretty sure he actually is.

that guy refuses to let go. look at him trying to get a holland hand hold.

It'll be great.

That kid doesn't look like he's at happy at all with the friendly neighborhood arachnid.

>Little cancer kid told spider-man is coming
>so excited to meet based Toby
>instead enters this little faggot
This shit is disgusting.

>ywn see young broderick as spiderman
why live, why fucking live

They're always together, I bet they do more than hold hands. Like playing basketball

>implying hollywood is still capable of making good anything

I have a feeling that Shocker/Tink will be dealt with within the first 10-15 minutes of the flick, sort of as a segue into what Spiderman does, along with the fact that the film shouldn't need a a lot of exposition for setup being that some of it was covered in Civil War

I quite liked how Spidey was depicted, action wise, in Civil War so I'm looking forward to this movie.

Yeah the ungrateful little cunt. Look at Tom's eyes, he's trying to hide it but you know he's enraged, he probably beat him to death afterwards.

>Will be easily worse than Amazing and 3

>Marvel though so ratings will be at least 8/10

Both

They don't have Raimi living it on the edge.

Can you seriously see anyone giving something on par with the man of spiders scene in this flick?

Marvel makes objectively better movies, though. Deal with it. Yes, they've had their turds, but every film in the DCEU has been disappointing so far. That's not Marvel's fault.

Willem Dafoe

did he get his hair cut by a fucking blind man?

I hope this movie bombs and is terrible, fuck what they've done to the casting

Ok? Don't remember mentioning DC

El Jorge does it again

You have autism

hello autismo reddito hola hola senior ese

Post vulture design ??

those quads arnt though

>Why Aunt May is young and hot? I can't watch a movie with a sexy woman because i'm a teenage and I will get a erection

My dad is the movie's writer and there is 10 min school orgy with Spidey and a bunch of cheerleaders. It ends with him snapping all their necks and saying "Fuck DC".
Too bad the film version will be toned down.

>Liz is black
This is the only thing i'm fine with cuz muh Spectacular.

Yknow usually id say itll be a inoffensive Marvel movie

But for some reason Feige is using his Sony production cushion to push a diversity narrative not seen in other films

This Marvel flick might be as forgettable in style and susbtance as all others but it wont be forgotten

eleven?

>>Shitty Vulture design
Not been released yet faggot

underrated

Weve seen it in the concept art shill

Good Lord
When will Sony learn?

He won't be recast, you fucking moron, Marvel never does that. And he's already at DC

>instead enters this little faggot
What's your problem with Tom? Plus Tobey isn't allowed near children's hospitals anymore. Not after last time.

...

>Marvel never does that
War machine
Hulk 2x

idk, but i'll be watching it for pic related

I mean, did people expect it to be that balding vulture with the plum collar ?

The kid is obviously just trying to look badass, you people are socially retarded.

He's doing a shit job at it.

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>implying that kid was even born when Toby was shitting up spiderman movies

That's not the same retard.

What role is she playing, I thought all girl parts were given to monkeys?

Are we going to see Peter get BLACKED?

Vulture's daughter

What kind of a school did he go to

I had a dream about this movie last night

Betty Brant, which is some receptionist lady i think

BLACKED

>defending sony
>2016

What happened in it user?

stfu cuck
angourie is pure

Do you think they Eiffel Towered her?

the kind of school in the middle of fucking Queens you goddamn moron.
Queens is mostly black people and hispanics anyway.

idk about crow, but her and ryan probably fugged

>ryan will never fug me
why live?

>all those niggers

why the fuck are they so over represented

fuck this movie i want to see less black people