Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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(YouKnow)
You betcha
M8 I played souls since Demon's, whatcha got tortilla boi?
YuKmow
Aint no lie you just suck~
Parry this bitch~
Juvia
That's fine, i should be free.
> You do too~
> so cute~
> But still, i really like it when you're warm to me..
> Keep staring~ i like it~
Firekeeper
> dubs
Not as bad as you thought~ ;p
yeah we'll see~
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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
fire keeper
>dubs
Yeah i guess.
Fine fine, your absence was noticed
Ok, sort of tired and don't feel like going to work but I'm alright. How are you?
yuno
[X] Doubt
Dad you suck
Alright rad, just message me when you want to play then.
>hmph i do not!
>hmph whatever...
>i-i know...
>s-stop doing this to me...
>it feels... weird....
>
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Nigga Im a veteren as well
Oh parry what again? Oh yeah everything~
Hello
Nigga I dun just rekt him again
#parryking
I've basically cleared new londo ruibs and I cant start the elevator. Halp.
hi i'm back with more anxiety and imsonia, how are you tonight guys
>off by one
Guess you finally got gud, huh? Too bad I don't have DS on my PS, else I would give you a real challenge, as well as ass whooping of a lifetime~ ;p
We wil, one day~
Also, I see it started getting hot here~
Yaaaaaay! Senpai noticed me!
Work sucks, thankfully weekend is coming
Also, did I heard you and Hanako were planning on playing l4d2?
A veteran getting beaten by Hanako. And here I thought my life was a sad one.
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I SUMMON CUTE DONUT VAMPIRE
where Shinobu at I came back :c
I thought you were dead :o
Hi
Did you push the big circle lever?
Nigga I dun parried hanako to death
#parryking
Sure thing.
> Oh yes you do~
> You are though~
> Could you do it more for me...?
> Stop doing what~?
> Oh? Weird like how~?
yeah everything until you finally get one after 10 tries~
Too gud~ We'll have to get you it someday soon~ Yeah yeah thats the same thing Youknow said, and look how it's worked out for him~
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Maybe a little~
I cant, dont have the key
>I thought you were dead :o
i can't die. hi friend.
You can die though
Hi
[X] Double Doubt
That's some weak shit you got there, you must've been shopping at weak shit r us
Yeah yeah yeah
Both are true
And indeed. Tomorrow after i get off work
And don't forget tanks playground.
>hmph! Do not!
>w-whatever... s-shut up...
>i guess...
>m-making me feel weird.
>y-you know...
>that sexy butt and beautiful tits
>
Sorry to break it to you but Caestus spam doesn't make you a parry king
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True, tho I wish it would be a PS+ game for next month, that would be a dream cum true~
Except I don't actually suck at the game, so it will be kinda different~
A little you say~?
>You can die though
yeah but not yet~.
how is the night going for you friend?
10 tries my ass
You didnt talk to mr red kkk member on the roof of the building with the shit load of banshees?
Come over here and try it
Nigga caestus got nerfed and I still parry like a king
I did. Nothing.
>check
Today was a good day already
.....and I have a freaking exam tomorrow. Talk about bad luck. Have fun and show him Shrek~
>got nerfed
You Know (hehe) that skill matters and not the thing you parry with, right~?
Besides I parry with my Grass Crest nigga top my stamina regen I swear
>sexy fire keeper tits
Ok
Add me on steam at yunoshopsatweakshitrus
That's nice
Aw too bad you'll lose that little streak you had going ~
I'll start him off slow. If you consider dark carnival on expert slow
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Tildes give me cancer uwu
Bad I just woke up -_-
Exhausted his dialog?
>he doesn't manage his stamina
Scrub lol
Scared ass dont wanna face me
I won the night! Suck it YouKnow~
> Dubs
I'll add it first thing tomorrow.
> Do too~
> But why, you are beautiful so why shouldn;t i say it~?
> T-thanks..
> Yeah i do know, and i like making you feel like that~
> Touch them~
Yeah i would, but don't worry, we'll figure something out~
Keep telling yourself that~ ;p
Well you have to start out small~
Oh what was that? I couldn;t hear you over the sound of me kicking your ass!~
Yeah. Talked to him for a good 3 minutes.
Cockly little freak, now who demolished you at a game of greatswords hmmm?
Okay what all did you do
>check
where you looking at perv~?
......I'm gonna catch you and write here even if it means I'll fail the exam~
>dark carnival
>expert
You f0king madman with no chill and no respec for life
...I like you~
>advantage at field equals scrub
So how's that Dark Sword working for ya kiddo?
Maybe I'll get it cheap, make a build, whoop your ass and sell it at same price~
I don't need to, I know my skillz~
And only then go big~?
Walked through killing everything, talked to him for a few minutes, kept explirimg and collected everything, misjudged a jump and lost 10k souls. Closest bonfire is Firelink.
12 deep up your arse after I parry that sweetness
He gave you a key right?
I already said to add me at
Yunosgameisweakasshit
We'll have fun trust me
>do not!
>because i told you already...
>w-well i don't!
>w-what!? No that's l-lewd
>sexy hanako pleasing herself
>
Those big beautiful tits
Ok I'll be waiting
>implying dark carnival is hard
Amateurs
Oh and I'll just take off and speed run the levels
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Nope. Will try again
>Yunosgameisweakasshit
Nothing pops up
Wait do you have the lordvessle?
No, Ive only rung the first bell
Dude you're at the wrong area, new londo is not til later on
>admits on using dark sword
And you wonder how you lost to Hanako
Besides I won't fall for that parry-till-stamina-runs-out tactic of yours, sorry babe~
If else you'll be picking your teeth from the ground after I backstab you to Oblivion
...well, alright, have some more
You better be
I need to play some of it, I don't even remember the map names
>speedrunning
Why do you hate fun?
Bitch please, you were the one who had to keep switching weapons, i kept the same 3 the whole time~ and my black night sword still kicked your ass more time~
Sorry sweetheart, by the time you finally kick my ass it';ll be worth less than half~ ;p
We'll see how those skillz stack up against the champ~
Exactly~
> That see through bra~
Yeah, i'm looking forward to it.
> Do too~
> Yeah yeah i know..but i can do it all i want in private right~?
> Don't lie, you like it too~
> Cmon, you know you want to~
> How about another then~
Ive killed the butterfly, where do I go
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Oh have you tried
Yunosgame?
Ah nevermind nothing poped up for that either
C'mon you know what pic i want
Like i have anything better to do
Dark Carnival is actually one of the easier maps.
I don't hate fun. It'll just be fun to watch him try and keep up
As am i
>hmph! Do not!
>i-i guess...
>but that's lewd...
>e-even better than the last
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Nigga just try and face me
I mean if you wanted me to keep using the weapons that destoryed you, all you had to do is ask~
Go back to undead burg, you should have a basement key, go back to where you see Solaire and there will be a door to your right before crossing the bridge and getting burn to a crisp
Well I only have ds1 on pc anywyas, I dont have a strong computer for the moment
H-hi anons, I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time to ask you a couple of questions?
My waifu claimed.
I think I'll get the same money back, as I would only need a day to do all that~
Exactly, you'll finally face the champ and beg for forgiveness~
>I knew you like it~
I know exactly, but I won't give it away that cheap
Post something.. nice and you will be rewarded, a good deal is it not~?
Yeah, with your new schedule you have lots of time to spend on here
I would need to see through them, need to download it today
...you have a point, it will be fun~
Get me a copy on console and I'm all good to fite you burito boi
Eh sure why not, gimme these questions
Cool. I tried club guy, I wasnt gud enough. I can do it Im just a tard.
If I wasn't have huge financial problems I would have a gaming pc by now
Protip: kill the dogs
Do you believe in our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
I have blown GALLONS of splooge because of her over the years!
Will do. Zwei +4 gud enough?
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Do you have a favorite character to play as?
> You're showing it right now~
> Well, that;s good to know~
> So? I mean you want to dont you~?
> You like them that much~?
Yeah destroyed me for the first few minutes, until i got used to them and started kicking your ass so you had to get a new one~
You said pints last night, fucker.
If you want ez mode, rush up the stairs soon as you go in, kill doggies and drop attack on goat man
You couldnt even touch me when I use the wolf greatsword~
Mike Wazowski
1/2
It would take you weeks just to even begin to put up a fight~
Oh i already faced the supposed "champ", and whooped his sweet ass all over the place~
> Always do~
Excuses
Buy them at weak shit r us too?
I guess that's fair. I'll give you a little something
>
Indeed. Plus I'm not working as many hours anymore. Summer has it's perks
Do it. Don't forget the mods
Oh it will be... for me
Coach! The Man's a one man cheeseburger apocalypse. You?
>i am not!
>you better not try anything...
>y-yeah...
>yes... Especially that one...
Going to go to sleep.
Well then we would have to wait then
But I'll remember about that fight you won't get away that easily
Non nobis, Donime, brother.
Now you're just being cocky, sweetie~
Beating an imposter doesn't count for nothig, sorry~
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You'll be eating your words when I get my pc boi
Now we're talking~
>here you go
True that
Don't worry, they're the first thing I do before I even boot up the game
Have lots of fun there~
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Stop erping
Getting that at weak shit r us too?
They have a sale going on for vip members like you?
>beautiful fire keeper tits
Good good.
Oh i will. Not sure about you know who though
Good night thread
We'll see about that
Keep up that barking boi
Which one was that, the one where i kept backstabbing you after you exhausted all your stamina after 2 swings~?
I only played with nick so far.
> Yes you are, my little tsundere~
> What do you mean?
> Then go ahead, feel them, squeeze them~
> It's your favorite after all~
> Wew that butt.
Weeeell when you're as good as me it comes naturally~
Is that so, well i guess i'll just have to beat you to claim my rightful title as champ~
My bowels await your tongue, my autistic Lord!
Nighty night Yuno
Keep up that weak shit pussi
What the l4d1 characters?
>hmph I'm not your tsundere!
>you know what i mean
>o-ok
>squeez
>it is...
>you perv
They trapped me in a fucking wall
>beautiful Juvia butt
Besides what fun it be without Zoidbergs and some random anime characters as teammates
Eh, who cares~?
He'll be busy fighting Shreks and Zoidbergs anyway~
I'll be waiting
Goodnight taco
Oh it sure does, teach me senpai~
I'll be waiting in the arena boi, and don't forget to change your diapers before fight~
Goodnight Scrub~ ;p
haven;t played l4d1 yet but from what i've seen i like Louis a lot.
> Now now, no need to be shy about it~
> I kinda don't actually...
> See, that wasn;t so hard~ It feels like forever since you squeezed them~
> And this one too~
> What, i was just admiring such a perfect beautiful butt~
> I want to lick that umbrella after~
Oh i'll teach you a few things all right~~
I'll see you there, and sorry i'm saving those for BB~ Oh i mailed you some lube, you're gonna need it~
> Just bright enough to see the good bits~
>perv
Actually for me coach and Rochelle are communists and Ellis has miia from monster musume on his shirt. Don't forget the macho man tank mod where instead of rocks he throws slim jims. Pair it with the pillar men theme for the music and you're set
Getting killed by shrek and zoidbergs
Well some maps in 2 use l4d1 characters so that's why i ask
>I'm not shy it's the truth!
>don't be stupid is what i mean...
>w-well I'm glad you like it...
>still a perv
>perv 2x
>oh my... that's so... dirty...
>
Like "How to get rekt 101"?~~
Oh, right, you'll need then more there~
Thank you sweetie, but how will you fight me and Midir without every bit of lube in the state~?
>that's what's great about it~
>nah
These are some good ideas, and I haven't heard about that macho man tank mod, I need to browse through the mods today. Also, "Just do it" remix when you're the last person alive is really cool
The best way to die
Capra demon can officially eat a dick. Who cares about running to the stairs when I can just bumrush him.
Capra's pretty easy if you play with Zwei
>yes
Oh they're great
I also like the hank hill loser speech when you die
Possibly yes.
Oh I have a +4 zwei.
Ahh. Well i've actually only played like one map so far lol.
> Is it though~?
> Alright i'll try to refrain myself from being stupid..
> I did~ Do you?
> Always a perv~
> I know~ You'll let me right~?
> Such a cute face.
Post the one with the sexy black panties please~
>dubs
Ahh i see you're quite familiar with that class~
Exactly, so i'll set those aside for later~
Well i may have had to special order some in bulk from Japan~
> Post the one where she's pleasing herself, i forgot to save it the other day and i need it for some...research~
One the dogs are dead it's just a matter of rolling.
I 4 hit him.
>Rory-sama
Don't worry we'll play through plenty of them tomorrow
>it is!
>you better...
>y-yes...
>I-i guess
>s-shut up...
This one?
>
>u
I'll look into them later
There is one? I need it on my list. I got "We are the champions" when you complete the campaign.
Not possibly, definitely
Best weapon in the game. If you don't plan on going 40/40 in str/dex infuse the Zwei with fire and then chaos, you won't regret it
Yup, went through and through with it~
Or just get yourself another pack~
Yeah, that might be a great idea, you'll be all ser for the fights~
>research, huh~?
>well.... Here you go sweetie~
What is giantdad
A legend sweetie, a legend
Damn 4 hits? I didn;t know the Zwei was that stronk.
>dubs
Alright sounds great. Any other mods i should get?
> Hmmm i can't shake the feeling that it isn't~
> Can you be a bit more specific on "stupid"..?
> I'm glad to hear that..feel free to do it as much as you like~
> G-good, thanks~
> but it was~
Yeah that's it, it's one of my favorites.
And i'm sure you'll put that knowledge to good use~
But they are so expeeeensive~
It is, that way you wont even need to bring your own, i'll just give you some of mine~
> Well i suppose cooking might be a bit more accurate, as i need it to help me make some sauce~
> Ahh yes, it's so good~ Thank you sweetheart~
LEGENDS
NEVER
DIE
bump.
>didn't know zwei was that stronk
You underestimate its power sweetie~
Oh I'll be sure to honey~
I'll send you some with that present next year~
How generous of you sweetie, I'll be sure to repay you kindly~
>ah, the ever-lasting search for sauce is on, huh~?
>no problem sweetheart, now keep posting the good stuff~
I hope you already got Havel's & Favor ring
wt r u, casul?
who is this dog and why does she look like she's a massive bitch?
Maybe, but i think i'll stick with my silver/black knight swords~
> also why the fuck would DS3 have the black knight sword but not the silver. Thanks Miyazaki you prick.
I look forward to seeing what you've learned sweetheart~
Hell i'll need them now as i wait for you to finish it~ ;p
Oh it's nothing at all, but i'll gladly accept~
> Well now that you've so kindly given me a "recipe", i've got everything i need to make some~
> Sure thing~
This is a lewd as fuck thread.
I am a casul that 3 hit someone who invaded with armor if thorns. Where the fuck is the depths bonfire.
