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Stacey Dooley edition

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>3. Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin

How old are you /brit/?

THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.

I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.

HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.

*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"

HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.

recycle old thread

dumb chav slut

come back to synchtube juniper

british culture:
Hate muslims.Hate wogs.Hate Pakis. Hate foreners. Hate special needs.Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love pints.

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WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! AHAHJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

GET REKT PAKIS. ENJOY BURQAS AND SHARIA PATROLS. HAHAJAJAAJAJ."RANJEEV, QUICK HEAD DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A PINT ME OUL DIAMOND." -- THAT IS YOUR CULTURE. RANJEEV BLOWING YOU OUT.

HAHAJAHAHAHA YOUR CULTURE IS GONE FOREVER.

IRISH IS FLOURISHING. AND OUR ECONOMY IS RECOVERING. WE WON.

SCOTS ARE US. WELSH ARE BETAS. ENGLISH PAKIS CAN'T EVEN BOX. AMIR KHAN GOT DESTROYED.

REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TOO BAD ON THE INTERNET OR CAMERON WILL 'AVE YOU. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJ.

NEW ISLAMABAD = LONDON

HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJA

SANDNIGGERS.

I HOPE YOU GET SLASHED UP, YOU CUNTS
PAY REPARATIONS.

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>tfw free healthcare
can literally ANY country without this be considered first world?

>Socrates: Would you agree that [unprovable ad-hoc conclusion based on a misunderstanding of language]?
>Strawman: Why of course, Socrates

Karenime

you don't get to pull this considering how you were the offending thread last time

need a bf

No! This can't be happening I'm in control here!

>feel like watching Ben-Hur to just relax
>remember Ben-Hur is literally 4h long

I've never used redditflags but there used to always be autistic drama and you'd hear random county names throughout the threads

did they all move to a discord or something?

always screech at all caps irish posts

come to derbs and chat that shit mate

when someone uses the expression "born with a silver spoon in his mouth", do they mean a tablespoon or a teaspoon? asking for a friend

Battlefield 1 MP is quite fun

Got that hung up now actually, pillow went all lumpy and shit because it was cheap

i infiltrated their bent little group and dismantled it from the inside.

Would you an Irish man?

nice so you're azusalad
whatever happened to junlad?

t. fatcam

serving spoon

alri you fat weeb cunt

You should be hung up nonce

>the way things work
cool

It's a long story that you can probably find if you search the /r9k/ archives

Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.

getting my daily dose of the ol' Molyneux :^)

lads I think im in love with natalie austin

This the future Mayor of Greater Manchester

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Yes please

infiltrated ur mums fanny and dismantled it

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One me

I come here while the next movie Im torrenting downloads and it never fails to be full of the most pathetic virgin lefties convinced they are normies.

literally got a message from a girl saying "have sex with me"
said no

Stacey's feet

to be annoying enough to be included in this list

i got bored of the script for one

opinions on black mirror?

I only come here to laugh at abnormies and troll

I'm glad I don't use a flag or any gay shit on here

HI WOOWEE

>Essentials of UK Politics

bokkle milkk

>muh hard man shtick, im a manlet muay thai fighter!!
>post boipussi lads
>boipussi leaking again
>anyone else here from /epl/?? haha!!

fuck off you're the most boring cunt here, yourself the other lad post the most boring shite

>forgetting australia

guess I'm not autistic enough of a flagcunt to be included

>reddit mirror

Why is Thailad a nonce?

Not convinced shagging a 17 year old makes you a none 2bh

she looks like an ugly boy why do people dote after this bint

Don't waste your time on the English runtlets brother

>Heh, I don't need to be here. You're all losers, I just come here to laugh at you. Heh, heh...

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away and fuck you're toilet

PHIMO

Might do a 'k

willy wank, poo bum!

Hampshire

>i've made a huge mistake

stand alone complex with smartphones instead of cyberbrains and no fun stuff like spider tanks or ghost hacking

Forgot I had that, might do a read before beddy byes

Didn't actually buy it desu I just borrowed it from college and forgot to give it back lmao

who here /sometimes flick on extra flags just to see what the runts are doing/

juniper and shitizen are the same/in the same league runt

Unsettling image

what's objectively the best area of england?

Cute girl is work goes around holding the other girls hands and cuddling them. NEED her as a gf

me

to post stacey and see my pasta reposted

is it probiotic?

See

what the fuck is this

currently at 14% :^)

>I try to convince myself there is a secret personality cabal against me because I'm so uninteresting

ah yes ear gauges

always amuses me when mongs have stupidly giant ones

>skeleton key
this made me think you're a manchild more than the anime desu

Wales

urban: merseyside
rural: lake district

Just literally pulled a weird skin flake/scan off my foreskin

Thoughts?

t. twisted fucking psychopaths

have a guess retard

If you've followed thailad's story for a while and pieced up the limited evidence we have, I'd say with 90% confidence he is a literal real life NONCE.

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every thread
sometimes i 'accidentally' leave it on though, hehe

I have not read a book in about 6 years tbf

the future, son

Going to do a poo. Anyone want to see a picture of it when I'm done?

>gif
fuck off

ape

no thanks, good luck and have fun

yes

i only read when i have to for uni lol
would rather not generally, especially fiction