/cric/

Melbourne Stars 138/7 (20/20 ov)
vs Brisbane Heat

cricket is gay

>a fucking plus sign

>Holly654
Reflect on your life decisions threadcunt

>Not starting /cric/ with a Stosur image

turned off the game lads

im watching it
ama

No Lynn no McCullum

whats the score

Is channel ten, the broadcasting network, related to the number ten, 10?

0/16 after 1.5

thanks m8

based threadcunt

>a fucking union jack in the corner

Omg you should have seen that.

HAHAHAHAHA

Redditors WILL get triggered by the based pineapple.

nice /milk/

kys threadcunt

>this is a pizza in Argentina

>google chrome
kek

THREADGOD

One of these days I'll match with a girl on tinder who has cricket stuff in her bio, and I'll tell her that I can't wait to flick one off the pads to fine leg.

Idgaf how ugly she is, totally worth it.

>1.49mb

Threadintelligence

She'll have no idea what you're talking about. Girls only like cricket to be "on of the guys lol xD'

>phoneposting

t. Microsoft employee

ask her if she can stroke it through the covers

kek that was so out

Fuck me, this ground is tiny. Shouldn't be so many catches.

Roses are red
My friend's name is Hector
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations Director

>Only have 2 good batsman in your entire squad
>Never consider the possibility they both might be unavailable

Is Brisbane the stupidest team?

Is Alex Ross related to Sweet Child of Mine?

These dabs are on point/

what did they mean by this?

It seems mostly amerifats get triggered by pineapple on pizza

Kek

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im watching cricket

im watching tennis

>google chrome

*farts*

>McCullum has no international duties
>expecting him to miss

also,
>phoneposting

stay SEETHING cuckbourne

Brisbane's only redeeming quality is literally Courtney

You're phoneposting

>Brisbane and Melbourne are the only two places in Australia

> ywn be my cricket hero

>subhuman coloured still desperately trying to "banter with the lads"
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>Lynn injured
>McCullum suspended for one game which Heat are going to win anyway
your argument is invalid

You've never seen me bat m8.

Unless they lose to that Melbourne innings, in which case I'm completely correct

>68 off 64 balls with 7 wickets in hand

And yet they're struggling.

This your first cricket match kiddo

I'd love to see the Bunnings Warehouse replay of that last delivery

I want to plough Julia Morris

>He thinks 138 is a difficult chase in a t20
>Y-you're new

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Why is Burns still allowed to play ANY form of cricket? He hasn't performed in years

Literally NOBODY said that you SEETHING autist

>ywn become a male cheerleader and talk to cheerleading qts at the cricket

who here /airconditioning/ ? Going to be the third hottest night ever in sydney and ill be snuggling up with my blankets and dooner

> ywn keep wickets with your friends who don't care that you're a manlet

Only poorfags like Saxshit can't afford it, lad.
Literally sitting in my office right now with it turned down to a cool 16 degrees, cosy as fuck

talk to the qts but fuck the other males. great.

>subhuman coloured still desperately trying to "banter with the lads" while using reddit tier >le comfy xD terminology to try and disguise the fact he's a literal nigger living in a mudhut
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>16 degrees

Unnecessary. Even if you can afford it. 23 is the perfect setting.

why are you being mean to the saffer lad?

Daryl braithwaite died lads

>why are you putting a filthy mixed race mongrel who thinks he's human back in his place?

BOLAN XD

An edge so thick it was caught and bowled, gathered at deep extra cover

don't

'horses' is a meme. he's a meme. literally nothing would change

>subhuman coloured thought he was safe from the bullies so he crawled out of his hole, but now the bullies have triggered him, he has fired up his cuckbournian proxy in a desperate attempt to defend himself
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>fightback on the worm
>Heat are literally than the Stars for every over of the game

Not my setting, but it is nice not having to remove my jersey.
Don't want to change it either, as then the open areas will heat up too much, and we have most of the juniors over there.

>subhuman coloured is literally living in poverty and has to reminisce about the time he went to a public "library" 15 years ago to try and recall what air conditioning feels like
KEK

Exterminate yourself

Bet ya feel dumb now hey kid

>dooner

>kid
>kid kid kid
Not particularly, no

Poo peelanders call it a doover btw

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buying zooper doopers yesterday was one of the best decisions of my life

>subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy to defend himself with another reddit tier pist
KEK

Exterminate yourself

No we don't.

doona or duvet

no dooner or doover

Yes you do.

Poo peelanders call them doovers.

ENOUGH DABBING

Why are kids such gay cunts?

does everyone here have a gimmick except me? this is weird

>it's a but chully tonight brew, better grab the doover ay

Duvet you fucking mongoloid.

Elite muscular Joe Burns

Staying in a shithole pub room with nothing but tractor ads to keep me cool.

I have 3 established gimmicks.

t. guy who says doover

Ya blew it hilfenSHIT

>people thought Heat would actually lose this game
SEETHING Victorians in this thread