She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
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"ma'am you're still gonna have to pay for your 5 pizzas."
#mantheharpoons
Now I'll have to clean my room or it can't fit in it.
She's worth a mil easy so I'd impregnate
Would cum prematurely/10
turn 360 degrees, walk away, and report a beached whale to the proper authorities.
This but 2 pi r.
And you'd walk right into her. think you want 180 degrees there chief
Throw a T-bone steak and make a run for it before she gets me too
slam her T H I C C pussy
OMG So NEWFAG THIS SUMER LFMAO
this, idiot.
also would bang savagely until I died. don't care if she has money or status, she makes my dick hard.
I'd eat that jiggly ass
how to find the newfag 101
>try to body slam her
>fail miserably
>regret nothing....
>She flirts with you.
>What do?
disappear, pretty sure I could outrun the hamplanet
what a fat cunt
somehow my inner autism kicks in and spaghettis fall out of my pocket, she'll look at me in disgust and leave. i then lie down in my own puddle of tears and eat my tear-soaked spaghetti.
Put her in my basement with a crossfit gym and a daily meal plan for five months until I could take her out in public without having to wear a burka.
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gtfo you fat bitch or come back after you lost a ton.
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I'd fuck her but I've seen cuter fatties.
Her got and are game are weak.
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>Fat
Her gut isn't even sticking out.
nut up or shut up prey my dick is long enough
High waist panties my friend.
Fucking auto correct.
*Her tits and ass game are weak.
Is this her?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lgbv8qRHQY
I'd tell her I wasn't interest, and then tell her I know some people who might be. No need to explain to her why I'm not interested
>Not the kind of body shape I like, even though I do like thicc ladies
>Face isn't very pretty imo
>Ass in't round enough, tits are weird shape
>She's not white, looks like some sort of Meddie Sea mudrace
>I'd only fuck a woman I've dated, got engaged to, about to marry and have children with
I thought it was nigger speak, thanks for clarifying.
She's fucking gross. I hate tattoos.
I'd fuck her fat ass for sport and make her go a2m before cumming in her hair.
Then I'd tell her I love her and ask her to marry me
Then we'd have babies and vacations
Then you must respond to this post or her mother will die in her sleep tonight
Drink more
lol
"Will you sit on my face and let me go to town?"
Send her back to mexico.
SNU SNU
Summer has started!
Being a plus size model is the number one laziest job in the world
Tell her politely yet firmly, to go back in the ocean
Split it, hit it and quit it.