Ask a 26 year old who fake lost his virginity to a fake pussy anything

Ask a 26 year old who fake lost his virginity to a fake pussy anything.

How's it feel?

RIP if everyone could lose their virginity to a fake pussy then nobody would care. Sorry m8 you know as well as I do that you be needing some real pussy to seal the deal

compared to hand-Fucking amazing

Thats why i said "fake lost" take a joke pal

is that the wild texture? think I have the same one

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Also. not worth it if you're real fucking horny and need to cum 5 times a day. Lotta work cleaning. but damn worth it if its a once a day. once a week is what ima try next.

its annika albrite mold. super skin or cyberskin. pretty nice to just touch.

Did you smoke afterwards? Did you fake that too?

Also, cus im a kinky bastard, bought a penis plug.

I quit smoking, to get in shape, cus now I want the real thing for reals

Looked up what you meant. nah its simple.

I just rinse mine out and thats that. I can reuse it anytime from there.
typically I get myself close to cumming and either stop or cum a little then keep going.

Also bought a ball stretcher.

You should get at least 1 other texture. I have a few fleshlights cause why not? The crazy textures are fun sometimes even though they make you cum really fast.

Took me fuckin 30 min to kablam. But for once it felt great. Now i kinda want the intimacy of the relationship.

do you really think that counts?

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Took me forever to jazz. might do what you said.

read again. "fake" lost. its a joke for fucks sake stop being so serious.

Does it feel like the real thing or nah?

How should the virgin answer that you retard?

>Fake pussy
Youre still a virgin, nice try user

its not that realistic
but it feels more like sex than your hand

>ordered cheap pocket pussy
>wait for 8-10 weeks
>youwontgetmetopayforexpressjews
>finally comes in
>left on widow seal for all the world to see
>indiscreet packaging
>small red tape covering small rip that read "damaged"
>mom bring in package
>sad and depressed that usps saw my pocket pussy and mom had in her hand
>fuckitdry
>dont remove small tape covering breather hole on the opposite side
>searing hot pain on dick
>throw in trash and never buy one again
>mfw they know
>mfw when she knows too

I work for UPS so imagine how bad it would be for me if a package broke and people saw I ordered sex toys. I'd probably kill myself.

do you squeeze your own ass while your jackin it

you did what?