How long can you last?

How long can you last?
And more importantly, big budget Da Vinci Code-style movie of this great conspiracy when?

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Don't even get me started on flat earthers oh my fucking god.

I used to think flat earthers were some ironic running joke thing but then I realized that they were actually CHRISTIANS along the same lines as the retards who argue the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs were around at the time of jesus ect, only in fucking america could you produce people like this

The earth isn't flat.

There is a dome around it however

Carbon dating is bullshit and it takes mere decades for fossilization to occurs. There is overwhelming evidence of a global flood. Cry more, nihilist.

>tfw you realize the earth really is flat and you've been lied to your whole life

I remember back in 2010 I joined their Facebook group and more than half the members were people who were either making fun of the actual believers or people trying to convince the believers that they're morons. I was pretty sure a few of the actual believers were also just trolling.

6.18 minute
if earth is flat why are you seing the top of things that are far first ?

how does sun go down different times in different places if earth is flat

Aristarchus proposed Heliocentism and Eratosthenes figured out the Earth is round AND its diameter to fair precision...in ~250 BC.

I got about 1:20 in before his hissing S sounds made my eye bleed.

Expanding Earth Hypoothesis is just as stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ

where is the turtle?

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flatearthers believe that the sun is a small disc running around the sky and floating through the various timezones. They also believe that the gravity doesn't exist, objects fall because of their density. Yes, they really believe it.

Make a globe scaled to the earths size and put a scale paper made figure on the bottom. I guarantee it won't stick.

Yeah, but the history books are written by BIG GLOBE.

What did NASA mean by this?

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but how would the disk go below the horizon at different times if that were the case

Really makes you ponder

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>looking for reasonable explanations from people who believe that the earth is flat and illuminati with the help of millions of people are covering the truth for no reason at all

Dude

It is a shame that most people are not ready for the Flat Truth

>Not knowing the Bible characterizes the Earth as round
>Not knowing the Catholic Church supported a spherical planet
>Not knowing Classical Greece and imperical Rome knew this

>Believing different forms of Mystery Babylon

>no pictures of the edge
>no reports of anyone making it to the edge
>sunlight doesn't cast shadows across the entire planet when being blocked by high areas
>but the sun floats around the disk, it doesn't go below it!
then why can't we see it at all times
>it's too far away for you to see it!
then why do we see it seemingly rise up from below the horizon instead of just appearing in the sky when it gets close enough
why does the horizon even exist
why can't we use a telescope to see across the ocean even though it's completely flat
why haven't you killed yourself

There is no edge, it's an infinite plane with a wall of ice surrounding our Earth portion, use your brain next time

Yeah bro, good thing we are enlightened liberal modernists that believe that there are 50 million genders and that there is an invisible undetectable conspiracy designed to keep blacks from achieving anything.

Flat Earthers are all about assigning more importance to Earth and therefore humans. Flat Earth shrinks the universe to pretty much just Earth. With a round Earth comes a giant universe which makes humans feel insignificant and therefore more susceptible to having the government/bankers shit on them.

>only in fucking america could you produce people like this

...You realize that the Flat Earth Society was founded in and is still headquartered in Dover, England, right?

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I'm an atheist and think the earth is flat.

Ever notice how the only places every government unanimously agrees there should be control over are Antarctica and space, both of which would confirm a flat earth?

GET READY
Don't bring me any of that stupid gravity bullshit

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kek rekt

flat earthing is poisoning the well to make actual conspiracies look retarded

I am also an atheist and I believe in God

God is in the Arctic, which is why the Freemasons claim no light comes from the North

Yeah. I mean could you even name one conspiracy that doesn't involve the government? I can't

I believe in a concave bowl shaped earth. I am also an atheist.

To all the ppl who strongly believe what they taught you in school, try to watch this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=UHkiZNT3cyE
It's a mindblowing experience, you will realize that they make some really valid points and maybe the flat earth theory doesn't sound that silly after all.
Just try.

>using a statement by Asimov about rampant anti-intellectualism in order to imply that those who disagree with flat-earthers are wrong.

I can't tell if this is trolling anymore.

Only in fucking america could you produce people like this. I am also an atheist btw :^)

A bit like David Icke, I used to be rabidly against all conspiracy theories and I still am but I do think that questioning things in general is not a bad practice and some shady stuff has been carried out by governments over the years.

Just wait until the "there are no forests" stuff gets popular.

I really want one but MArvelfags think their films are reality at the moment so probably never

wat?

DaVinci code conspiracies are funded by the Illuminati. The Vatican are always the bad guys in Dan Brown novels and DVC ends with the Merovingian lie of Christ being a regular guy who had kids

tl;dr:
>our forests aren't but bushes
>plateus and many of the rocky stuff we call "mountains" are actually tree stumps
>ancient trees were silica/silicon based instead of carbon
>someone or something cut all trees from earth and extracted 99% of its minerals
>lakes, ravines and other stuff are just what remains from old mining sites
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watdafaking fuuuuk

Move out of the way, conspira-kino coming through.
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>NASA's pictures are nothing but fabricated lies
>the sun is a radioactive prism encased by a glass sphere in the center of our inside out Earth
>he has hard proof that this is the truth
>that proof is that he had a dream one afternoon where he was laying on a boat floating on the surface of the glass sphere which encases the radioactive prism sun

Snyder of youtube truth.

Me too. I thought it was some meta ironic shitposting on Sup Forums. It turns out they really believe it. It's always an American poster. Kek.

this guy is fucking nuts holy shit

prove him wrong, oh wait you can't because you believed everything the jews taught you in school

FOols Antarctica is not a continent. It's a wall that surounds the edges of the flat earth ro keep the oceans from falling into the nether. Or maybe the nether is a really cold place and that's why water freezes over into a wall of ice.

You obviously dont know about Giant trees that existed before they got cut before the galactic purge. Blew my fucking mind

youtube.com/watch?v=TnZx3UWsMYc

You guys need to see this! It captures the flat earth sun and moon caught on camera it's fucking nuts, after this i feel a bit fucked up I dont know whats real anymore. They even say we cant go past the an Allen belt or take photos of Jupiter, but they got pics from Pluto.... wtf

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>everyone talk about this topic completely unrelated to this board where the discussion will be far removed from anything tv related
>it still counts because I asked movie when or for reccs
Honestly my favorite kinds of threads. We already have a millennial vs gen z one, two porn threads, and a bug chaser one. It's a shame that they're almost always Sup Forums related

>stupid conspiracies are a conspiracy!
Earth is doomed.

HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.

bar the bible stuff this is blowing my brain to pieces, WHAT IF, just WAHT IF this si true?

>open video
>30 minutes long
>close video
>open video
>50 minutes long
>close video
>open video
>AN HOUR AND FUCKING TWENTY
>close video
Would it kill these people to be concise?

one of their strategies is pummelling you with information until you forget that they never actually provided evidence for any of their points.

rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop

if someone could summarize their insane ideas and counter them in an equally short amount of time and it would cause them to have a breakdown so they just shotgun nonsense thats impossible to keep straight

Post more lost humanity.
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Here's some fake airplanes (UFOs in disguise!)

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Holy hell, they have a society and a headquarter? Why the Fuck don't they charter a plane and fly over or close to the edge to prove their point? It's so fucking easy to prove their own theory, but none of them fucking do it.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

honestly the comments/amount of likes on these videos are the worst part

>WAKE UP SHEEPLE! AND BLINDLY BELIEVE THIS CONSPIRACY THEORIST WITHOUT PROOF!

>people saying the conspiracy theorist is a priest

>*sigh*why haven't you WAKEN UP YET!!*sigh*

What more plausible: A flat Earth theory or 9/11 being an inside job?

This guy's voice is really calming. I believe him just because it is soothing.

Probably some shit like, "the world's air forces would shoot us down as we got close to the ice border" or something like that.

>Why the Fuck don't they charter a plane and fly over or close to the edge to prove their point?
Because it's literally illegal and no one will do it?

couldn't get passed the title

Why would the government want us to think the Earth is round?

What about all the satellites owned by businesses? They launch stuff into space, they would be able to say if its round or flat. And now there are private space companies, they can say if the Earth is flat or not.

>imperical

where does all this illuminati freemasons NWO reptilian flat earth satan worshiper HAARP bilderberg kind of stuff come from

>some shady stuff has been carried out by governments over the years
what? governments are pure and elected righteous leaders who have our best interests at heart. They know what is best for us and you sound like a traitor! I am also an atheist.

It's literally illegal to fly over the edge of the earth is it?

Yes, do you think you can just fly anywhere you want or what?

They always existed, the Internet just gave them a larger stage and audience.

people who think, dumbdumb

where was this taken? someone rip it before they remove it please

where proof the earth is a sphere though? all i see is photoshopped and cgi pictures on google

It is illegal to fly over Antarctica (which is where flat earthers believe the proof of a flat earth can be found). The assumption is that if you go rogue and try to fly a plane over Antarctica by yourself then some nearby military jets will scramble and either escort you away or shoot you down.

how come satellites never degrade? break down, die? and we cant get one satellite around jupiter to send us a HD picture right now?

They do. Space is full of old satellites and other trash and sometimes it does fall down.

satellites break down all the time you dumb nigger

Decent proof are the flights from Johannesburg to austrialia. Multiple per day, that take 16 hours.

If the earth were flat they'd either take three times as long or planes can travel 1500 miles per hour.

its basically an error in human deduction/cognition, where lack of proof is taken as proof. Also a quirk of neuroplasticity, where the more its obsessed over, the better the brain becomes at obsessing over it. As the brain doesn't discriminate.

Plane engines are actually much stronger than is publicly known and the reptilian pilots adjust the strength as needed to support the illusion of a round world

son, that would mean basically every aspect of engineering is a lie told by "reptilians."

Yes

Why do you ships coming into port appear from the mast down on the horizon if the Earth is flat?

>where lack of proof is taken as proof
that's not what's going on with this though...and it's not even an error.

waves are blocking the lower portions of the ship

If the earth is flat, why can't I climb a mountain near me, bring a telescope, and look across the whole planet and see Mount Everest or any mountain in between?

Can't answer that

perspective you stupid cunt, people think the sun is setting but the further out it goes around it's an illusion that is it going under, retards i swear

air pollution

Are you literally stupid? There's still a range of what you can see

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