Name 2 things a girl can't do?

name 2 things a girl can't do?
spoiler there aren't any.

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own property
vote

drop their balls

become president

Give a decent blowjob

Walk on moon. Is only for man.

>can't stick benis butthole
>can't stick benis in mouth

Write their name in the snow

lmao i lost it

Produce sperm.
Next question....

Be equal to man

Pass military physical tests with the same standards as men

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Be faithful

Sit on the couch and scratch their balls...

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breathe fire out of their navels.
regrow a finger that has been severed.

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1.Get paid the same as a man for the same position

2. Be faithful to someone deployed.

(it's science)

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Pick what the fuck we are eating for dinner.

ouch

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ejaculate

Obtain XY chromosomes.
Compete in male sports (like men's football.)

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1 is true. Women in porn get paid a lot more than men who get fucked in the same positions.

Win an argument with logic

Take responsibility for their own actions.

Fart or shit.

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Fly a plane

Land a plane

Charisma Hernandez sucks dick in public and was jacking guys off in class since 8th grade SHE WANTS UR COCK

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rape a man

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Be funny.

Be the smartest person in the world.

Have to disagree. I coached a 17-year-old high school girl who played on a Varsity Boys rugby team as a blindside flanker, and she was a better athlete than half my team. Ended up being a second-team all star.

Start a chainsaw
Satisfy a husband

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Enjoy a prostate exam

Experience testicular cancer.

That was simple

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Make a sandwich
Get me a beer.

Have dicks
And have balls
How do you use tripcode
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Perverts

Wow. Knocked that one outta the park.

be better than a men

Too true
They make my ass run the 1.5 mile in under 12:45 but then they give the females extra time.
Frustrates the hell outta me that we can't just have the same standards for both genders, the enemy isn't going to give a damn if you're a female.

create matter
destroy matter

Make good decisions
Physical labor

provide any other reason for custody besides the fact they have a vagina

be funny

google it you cunt, we're not your personal help board

Really can't understand why libs want the army to lower their standards for women in the army. It makes no sense. For one thing, it's practically admitting that "actually women are NOT equal to men" since they need special rules to qualify. And another, if a soldier is down and needs to be dragged into safety, how can he count on female soldiers to be able to carry him if he knows they aren't as physically capable as the men?

Except to discuss that requires the ability to reason

>name 2 things a girl cant do

1. Refrain from nagging
2. Refrain from hoeing

>women
>pic related

top fucking kek

Fly by flapping their arms really hard
Sprout a third arm from their left buttock through sheer willpower

Ask better questions.

pee standing up

not cry at sad movies

Get a Vasectomy.
be funny.

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They can't piss around corners.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches

...Though women were initially barred from combat, Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin issued an order on October 8, 1941 to deploy three women's air force units, including the 588th regiment. ...

... The regiment, formed by Colonel Marina Raskova and led by Major Yevdokia Bershanskaya, was made up entirely of women volunteers *in their late teens and early twenties*. ...

... The regiment flew in *wood-and-canvas* Polikarpov Po-2 *biplanes*, a *1928 design* intended for use as training aircraft and *for crop dusting* ...

... The planes could carry only six bombs at a time, so *8 or more missions per night were often necessary.*

... Although the aircraft were *obsolete and slow*, the pilots made daring use of their exceptional maneuverability....

... Due to the weight of the bombs and the low altitude of flight, *the pilots carried no parachutes*. ...

compete in men's sports division

i've personally seen girls doing both.

i am sure the peeing thing is at leat 50 % education. They just never learn how to do it. NObody tells them how to control their peehole cleanly.

1. Produce sperm
2. Avoid having a period for their entire lives without medicine
3. Help produce a baby after the age of 55
4. Go out into public in an Islamic Theocracy without a hijab with impunity
5. Get drafted to go to war in the United States
6. Attract a Homosexual male for a romantic affair without the aid of makeup/surgery
7. Know that their gender is directly responsible for conquering most of the world
8. Know with 100% certainty that an injection of sperm into their body when they're fertile won't result in the fertilization of an egg
9. Know that their gender is currently represented in Major League Baseball
10. Know that their gender is currently represented in the National Football League.

There's 10 for ya. I got more if you want 'em.

Exceed the speed of light.
Win the presidency

Fpbp

kek

Fucking chill and let things go!

Ejaculate sperm
Grow a beard
Be capable of love

Yeah and there's no way they could possibly figure it out themselves.

Build muscle as effectively as men, without drugs. enjoy being weak.

Logical thinking

top kek. you win all.

stick benis everywhere.

Really, they don't care. It's up to you. They're good with anything. But they just had that. What else? Cuz they could go for anything.

>women
>penis sleeve

its true I gave this girl more hours, and a promotion because she would fuck me

best ylyl in a while

can't demand truth and accept it

they themselfes can't take visual clues or hints in conversations/time-together (dont know a proper word)

olso, most fuckers dont understand what 2name two2 mens

Dubs confirm you take it up the ass

>rugby
>pile
>gay

draw a picture by pissing on snow

> can't work construction
> can't put a proper days work in .
that quick

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they can take visual clues and hints way better than men

>dissimulation

>Stop bitching for 5 fucking minutes

>have an actual hobby in something one can get good at

>dissimulation
yeah, i know that, but i mean, if I only talk in short answers and give two word expressions, they just start talking and talking to me. its like, if i only spend less time chatting with them, but well thought hard words, they can bring as many words into this 3 minutes or so as they can. even if I'm more than obvious negative towards them and want to just like do together

I dont think much of what women say

>can't cum down someone's throat
> Cant lift as much as a man
No matter how strong a woman is there will always be a man who is stronger

>reason
>take responsibility

>like focking bitches

Talk about an upsetting thing later

Not tell their friends your secrets

Lithuania has a female president you dickhead

draw a fucking bicycle

get an reaction and breathe water

Make a decent sammich
>they all think Pickles are not needed

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Fuck muh sides
bitch riding the axle is limber though

Oh- yeah. Women are inconsiderate. Did you ever consider your father's feelings and desires when YOU were two?

>bitches yap

they look nice and feel good tho.

1. Drive.
2. Handle money.

win an election

get an erection

Be president. We proved we would literally rather elect a retarded baby.

wrong

lovely bathroom

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