I am Sam

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Will you try my green eggs and ham?

gtfo from Sup Forums seuss nobody want u here

Would you like them here or there?

In my butt please, Sam.

as you wish, good man.

yall niggas gay

>he doesn't understand how old Sup Forums works
GTFO my Sup Forums

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Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

I've actually always wanted to eat green eggs and ham. Looks pretty tasty imo

I would not eat them in my room. I wouldn't swat them with a broom

That's not very nice of you. You should eat them with a brew.

I wouldn't even eat them in a stew

eat them eat them here they are.

I'd rather drive away in my POS car

Come on user, don't be like that, you may like them if you try them where you're at

I will not eat the here or there

You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!

I would not like them in a tree. I would not even like them for free

A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?

I like where this is going

Thing 1 is a good dancer, this thread is giving me cancer

I couldn't care less to eat them on a train! I would prefer standing in the rain!

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You are a muslim and yes I am a new phag. what the fuck are you going to do about it.

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In the rain? would you eat them in the rain?

I don't want them in the rain. I don't want them anyway

Yes, I love the rain on my big black forehead

Could you, would you, with a goat?

Where is the steering wheel? Where are the front and rear bumpers? Where are the seat belts? What the fuck are they trying to communicate to our children?

Do not fret user, we got this all down, I'm sure in due time we shall see it all turned around

I would not could not with a goat. I would surely avoid it on a boat

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Get away! Get away, I say! Don't make me try them, I pray I pray!

Come on user, just a bite, you might find out you will like

You have pestered me lot, I might just give it a shot

That isn't green eggs and ham, it's cheese pizza and a ban. Don't take your chance on green eggs and ham, you'll end up with Chris Hanson, in a van

Here they are, here they are. You will see, why everyone is talking about green eggs and ham

I do not like, green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am

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