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Dacey Stooley edition

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I hunger for Turkey.

kiira

p a y u p p i g g i e s

marion

owo who's this?!

>tfw your gimmick doesn't take off
just not a creative person lads

females

>Alex Jones doing an English accent
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU LOVE HIM?

youtube.com/watch?v=M2v68iQhDSc

mai waifu~

>still on page one
I don't think janny shall be happy about this

Or you didn't spam it hard enough

can't stand em
they'll be the death of me

spoiler that hog

Who was in the wrong here?

anything can be a gimmick if you post it enough~

*does a trump*

>tumblr

anzu just texted me
says she's leading a jihad against greece

You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!

my ears

Trump's 6'2" shrunk from 6'3" in his youth, he's slightly taller than Obama who claims 6'1" and isn't as insecure so is probably telling the truth

that is a 5'11" eleven year old, which is probably why everybody thinks he's autistic, because it's weird watching a kid do kid shit in a grown man's body

>the look I make when I'm doing my morning after binge drinking poop

got it to less lines than u hon

import sys
f = open(input(), "r")
lns = f.read().splitlines()
lns.sort(key = len)
list(map(print, lns))

>tfw your gimmick doesn't take off
>Or you didn't spam it hard enough
this^
the key to gimmicks is perseverance. even if nobody else ever posts it, at least you know that lots of people have seen it and someone just might remember you and give meaning to your life.

which one was it lad

been saying a few decent fledgling gimmicks of late

stop posting code

he's a good lad
seems like a fun guy to chill with
youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg

unironically go to that uni

>and isn't as insecure
*who isn't as insecure

ahhh yes tumblr
like you've never heard of google images lmao

HOWLING

this, fuck off you fucking geeks

Gonna have a hotcross bun

Pics

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>he's a good lad
>literal snakeoil salesman who is often completely wrong

DON'T
youtube.com/watch?v=dJl55d6z0rk

might copy you

don't think i give a fuck
come here and chat that shit
i'll go lara croft* on your arse

*the tomb raider franchise was a product of derby uni

Stacey?

lol

>Settings
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>Check "Custom CSS"
>[Edit]
>paste:
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>Save CSS
>Save Settings

thank me later

Might rewatch Batman Begins

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you know what really rattles my socket?

weak typing and implicit conversions

>On the other hand, the most common workplaces for media studies graduates are shops and restaurants.

Alright lads, let me explain my predicament.

I've come across the qtest qt on all of interpals. The problem is her 3 months since last sign in. She left her skype on her bio, so I decided to use that. I don't see much of a problem in that, do you?

Well, anyway, when I search for her Skype, you get two different accounts, one being live:qtanongrill, and one being just qtanongrill. I sent a message to the live one... three days ago... and still no response.

DARE I MESSAGE THE OTHER ACCOUNT?!

tried doing that print in a list comprehension myself, but syntax doesnt work earlier than 3.0 version

alri alri

>yanks
You can't start a gimmick with spam, if you're the only one posting it, it's because no one else likes it

me on the right

youtube.com/watch?v=q2o_Mm95gWQ

finns are so cute and autistic

>You can't start a gimmick with spam, if you're the only one posting it, it's because no one else likes it
there's where you're wrong, kiddo

F

spring rolls or prawn crackers

That's not a gimmick
FOY

PAUL!
QUICK!
THE GLOBALISTS!!

OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU

F

trump's doing his best to unite the country and the left is the only thing stopping him

fug :(

333 haha

christ PJW looks so weird in the open
look at his scrunched up little face and flabby body under there.

>the only thing stopping him is a majority of the people

Me and the gf

*farts*
spling lolls la

If you think about it, all Judas did was turn in a wanted criminal to the authorities and was rewarded for assisting the inquiry

Getting grilled for my drug use rn

>Trump is a flawless leader who hasn't done anything wrong

(you)

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what did he mean by this?

solid northern body and facial aesthetics

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You two should be friends irl :3

Judas dindu shit jizza wuz a gud boy he was out spreadin the word a yahweh when that gallilean tried to run em the ropes with this end times shit n shit

needed that 30 silver cuz he was a baby daddy

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by whom?

just did a long and tough wank

there's a bit of a red spot on my bellend, i pissed all over the floor when i went to the toilet after i had my wank and i'm drenched in sweat

very, very uncomfortable

no i was kidding it sucks and derby is barely even a city, goodnight

NEED a mentally ill son

even thought that shit never happened, it would've been the right thing to do. society has an obligation to put an end to cults. if some crazy motherfucker goes around claiming to be God and getting people to worship him, he deserves to be arrested.

You're right. Don't know how to explain it but he has something like the David Duke sexdoll look.

>ay up me duck lads i be go to that there durby unay

iktf

samefag fuck off

>look at me i'm such a sad cunt that i have to message lasses from third world shitholes because i'm too much of a socially inept spastic to meet a normal girl through normal means and have a normal conversation
howling

and what are you gonna do when little pakpao saves up her pittance and flies to meet you? hope that the language barrier is so great that all your autism gets lost in translation? fucking state of your life mate dearie me

It's Easter, then.

>that 80s fucking haircut

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE FIGHT AGAINST THE GLOBALISTS, NOT JOIN THEM

YOU WERE MY BROTHER DONALD
I LOVED YOU

bisexuals are the radical centrists of the sexual world

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>Don't watch the video.
>No matter what else you do today or tomorrow. Don't watch the video. It is one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever watched in my life and has affected me in a way I never thought I would.
>Don't watch it.

reddit is full of softcunts

that's the kind of determination that the human spirit is famous for

yall niggas remind me of a strip club
cause every time i go in, it's like what?
i just gotta get my dick sucked

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great baps

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>third world shitholes
korea actually

and i have a gf (but this will likely end soon, so im just backing up)

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